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I joined AdultFriendFinder maybe four years ago because my wife stopped having sex with me over 17 years ago and I didn't have sex all that time (except by myself). Then I decided I needed some physical contact before I died. Unfortunately, I have had no luck because I assume I'm still married, I'm old, have a small dick, and am fat - not exactly the attributes most women are looking for on sites like this. Oh, and now to top it all off I have ED - what luck.
Eventually I decided to try men and have had some success - at least I get physical contact. I'm still trying to find a female that will accept what little I have to offer - just kissing, cuddling, oral and decent conversation with a semi-intelligent male. Like I said - pretty sorry assed.
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Advice to Standard Members (and All members)
Posted:Jul 14, 2017 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2019 8:41 am
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A. Whenever you access AdultFriendFinder, immediately turn on IM. That way people can contact you or you can contact whoever is on.

B. At least attempt to describe what you are after - males, females, TVs, TGs, monkeys. Casual affair, Long Term Relationship, NSA (no strings attached).

C. Give a basic description of yourself (questions/answers is a good place to start). You do not have to give your bank account, but a general description of yourself (shy, serious, retired, optimistic, good friend, quiet, out-going). If need be, go to other sites and look at some descriptions - it might help.

D. If you want to just look at pics and chat and do not want to meet, it would be nice to say so at some point in time. DO NOT just drop off. That is rude and childish and cowardly.

E. Be courteous. A simple No, thanks, not interested, is better than nothing. That applies to requests to chat as well as in response to messages.

F. To begin your profile description, DO NOT start with the warning about not giving permission for your pictures to be used. It is a waste of space at the beginning. Leave it for the end

I may add more later
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Cock Shots
Posted:May 13, 2016 7:43 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2019 8:41 am
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I was wondering, Is there a purpose in showing a limp dick? I can understand an erection - you want to show what a woman (or man) will be fucked with. But a limp dick?

I have a dick pic but only because I have ED and a very tiny dick and want to be honest with whomever I may meet. That's all they're going to get. But I assume with a more normal male, you'd want to show what they'll get.

To me it's like showing car parts and not showing the finished vehicle. Who cares?
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All Members
Posted:Mar 6, 2015 8:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2019 8:45 am
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I'm a standard member because of financial difficulties. I can only read very brief descriptions. My suggestion to all members is that if you're on-line, get into instant messenger as well.

That way, you can at least chat with people and maybe set up something. Even standard members can chat with each other. Better than just wishing a gold or silver member will contact you.

I know AdultFriendFinder's IM doesn't work well for some people but it's better than nothing.
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Attention Gold Members!
Posted:Feb 24, 2015 10:14 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2019 8:45 am
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If you're attracted to a standard member, SEND HIM/HER A MESSAGE!!!
Standard members can't do anything with a flirt or being added to your hot list. They can respond to a message.
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