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😻😲👀 Maturity?  

pal334 65M  
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1/31/2020 6:36 am

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😻😲👀 Maturity?

I wonder why my friends are sending me so much "Senior" humor? Is it showing so much now?. Well since he is tormenting me with it, I thought I would share with you

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is
marked 'NO REFILLS'.."

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his .
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, ; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."

Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
This is so true.
I love to hear them say
"you don't look that old."

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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of

the roads weren't paved.


When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

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One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.

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pal334 65M  
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1/31/2020 6:38 am

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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mikea20019 57M
39 posts
1/31/2020 6:53 am

belle e umoristiche

boomer_twink 58M
16 posts
1/31/2020 7:02 am

nice thoughts....lol

SimpleLatina 55F
2835 posts
1/31/2020 7:30 am

I hope that this is true, old people have earned a break

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

60satisfaction 62M  
169 posts
1/31/2020 7:37 am

All too true!
I use some of those lines myself!

sweet_VM 61F
80779 posts
1/31/2020 7:48 am

Lol good one fit you perfect hugs V

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stilshoots 73M  
35 posts
1/31/2020 7:59 am

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! All good ones and FUNNY

superbjversion2 64F  
19090 posts
1/31/2020 11:33 am

Good timing on these jokes. My mailbox has been flooded lately with info on Medicare Supplemental insurances. It seems like the entire world knows I'm turning 65 this year!

(btw - I loved Algebra so that wouldn't be a hardship)

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scott6250 57M
28341 posts
1/31/2020 11:53 am

A good one. Happy Friday.

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pocogato12 67F  
32105 posts
1/31/2020 1:07 pm

These are really rich, especially the Father/surgeon!!! I dont age- I change levels

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Tmptrzz 57F  
74920 posts
1/31/2020 4:44 pm

These are all great Pal, thanks for the chuckles this evening and I agree with you we should be proud of our age, and I know I love hearing your how old you don't look that old.. I hope you enjoy a great weekend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!

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