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pal334 66M  
45309 posts
10/26/2017 4:48 am

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@@@ GETTING OLDER


I wonder why my friends are sending me so much "Senior" humor? Is it showing so much now?. Well since he is tormenting me with it, I thought I would share with you

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is
marked 'NO REFILLS'.."

***********************
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his .
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, ; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
This is so true.
I love to hear them say
"you don't look that old."

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The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
------------------------------ ---
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of

the roads weren't paved.

********************

When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

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One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
*********





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pal334 66M  
40545 posts
10/26/2017 4:51 am

This is almost scarily true

First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up
your zipper... it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.


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decorahfun 48M
43 posts
10/26/2017 5:29 am

Yes seems like this is more true with each passing year. Things that seemed to bother me before have no significance now,


HollyChatsNJ 62T
2787 posts
10/26/2017 5:48 am

Growing up many of us heard from our parents. Just wait until you're our age. Just see how the years roll by. They sure do...

~Holly
Atlantic City, NJ


SimpleLatina 56F
2948 posts
10/26/2017 5:56 am

It is amazing as we grow older, how funny it gets


EnticinglyNaught 64F
14 posts
10/26/2017 6:30 am

Early morning humor, wonderful. Why is it the older I get the earlier I get out of bed?


foz19504 65M
1581 posts
10/26/2017 8:24 am

I could not agree more, but I like the freedom of not having to go to work everyday. good post !


Tmptrzz 57F
81870 posts
10/26/2017 9:03 am

These are all great Pal, I really like the AGING one the best..cuz its so true..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


sweet_VM 62F
80986 posts
10/26/2017 9:32 am

You found some good ones hugs V ty for making me laugh today.

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Crazyfairy42574 46F  
481 posts
10/27/2017 2:38 am

The aging one is so true.
I did a TON of stupid stuff growing up. Im lucky to be this old. Damn right I will brag about it. Lol


spunkycumfun 60M/65F  
36127 posts
11/1/2017 2:12 pm

I just hope the juniors get senior humour because they'll soon be there!


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