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pal334 66M  
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10/25/2017 4:40 am

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Call the Police?


Those cheeky young folks better keep their eyes open for the wily old fox (s)

CALL THE POLICE - WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND YOU DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"




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SimpleLatina 56F
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10/25/2017 5:23 am

You have to watch those old folks


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10/25/2017 6:20 am

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10/25/2017 9:09 am

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10/25/2017 10:11 am

“Youth And Enthusiasm Are No Match For Age And Treachery”

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10/25/2017 4:38 pm

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10/26/2017 3:01 am

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10/26/2017 5:16 am

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10/26/2017 5:17 am

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10/26/2017 5:18 am

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10/26/2017 5:19 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
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10/26/2017 5:20 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
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pal334 66M  
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10/26/2017 5:23 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    “Youth And Enthusiasm Are No Match For Age And Treachery”
Brain power gets them all the time

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10/26/2017 5:24 am

    Quoting  :

Just like an old mule

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10/26/2017 5:25 am

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pal334 66M  
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10/26/2017 5:26 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I Love George!1 Lesson to be learned from this
Yes, be a conniving old person

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11/1/2017 2:14 pm

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