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The Nut Job. Is it funny only cos it hurts so much? :P  

partygald 38F
2616 posts
1/10/2019 10:35 pm

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The Nut Job. Is it funny only cos it hurts so much? :P

I had an early call this morning that started at 7am and was done shortly after 9am, so I squeezed in a bit of beach time this morning. A friend of mine is also in town for a week so I brought her out to a fairly secluded spot where we could soak in some sun without clothes and not be bothered. It's quite a long ride out but the privacy is really worth it. By the time we got there it was already late morning and the sun is unforgivingly scorching. We didn't end up staying long, but in the brief time there, we spoke about a few things. Actually ,It was more her talking and me just, not responding

One of the things she was telling me about was how she has a stalker online, like this person is clearly following her online activities and even sending her messages. Now, as a whole, it seems fucking creepy and scary, especially seeing how this person knows her name, but on the other hand, I kinda thought it kinda came with the territory. She's teaches exercise classes back in Singapore, is in her mid to late 20s, and is actively posting a TON of pictures of herself and her activities on social media. She's also an active participant in bikini contests ( I suppose you'd have to, in her line of work. Well, not HAVE to but...kinda like advertising...?), so I suppose it comes with the territory. It seems rather simple to me. If you don't want to be bugged, then don't post photos of yourself wearing close to nothing for pretty much everyone to see. It's not her fault, I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't condone mofo'ing psychos who think it's ok to stalk. But...you know. Ah well....

Speaking of unwanted attention, 2 guys that I used to go out with recently dropped me a line, seeking to re-establish contact again, which is weird cos we, both parties, actually made it a point to NOT contact each other
I wouldn't call them both ex's. Well, maybe one is and ex. We were dating in 2006 (fuck that's a looooooong time ago) and we were also working together at the time. I'll always remember this break up cos we were working late one evening, and it was the first match of the football (that's soccer, my American friends ) World Cup. Most, if not everyone, in the office had left to go watch the game, and this guy and I kinda stayed behind and got it on in the office. Our boss at the time came back and caught him with his pants down by his ankles, humping me, with my legs around him and my skirt hiked up on the photocopy machine. LOL

It's funny now, but fuck that was bad. We were given the weekend to clear all our belongings from the office. He got so bitter about it, we hardly spoke to each other after that He was pretty much being a prick about the whole thing and at one point, even blamed me for it. I haven't really spoken to him since and he's sent me a message over the New Year asking me how I was and If I'd wanna meet him for dinner or drinks. I haven't replied

The other guy was an army boy I knew in a club when I was in my mid to late 20s. It was a fling and last a good few months. This one's a bit of a nicer surprise. Except one of the first few things that pop into my mind was how I used to cum all over his face LOL. I used to sit on his face and he'd make me cum like that. It wasn't the best head I've got, but I guess significant enough cos that was the time I figured out that I'd like it . Anyhow, I didn't reply his messages either

Anyhow, back to the task at hand - I went to play volleyball by the beach. It was by a club so, there was a net and it was a proper game. In one of the games, one of the guys on the opposing team spiked the ball. I couldn't reach it cos I was moving in one direction and he had spiked the ball in the opposite direction, BUT, the ball was coming to me. Instinctively, I stuck out my leg, and the ball hit my shin and bounced straight into one of my teammate's groin. Now, I've seen enough nut shots to know it hurts But last evening's one didn't seem that bad. But I guess it was. He crumbled and went down hard. lol

By the time he rolled over and stood up, he was already tearing pretty badly. Heh...I laughed. The apologised profusely, of course. Which got me thinking, for all that bravado, one outshot and he turns into a crybaby. LOL

Okok, I know. It hurts. I'm not making light of it. Actually I am. Heh...but I'm not saying it doesn't hurt. I think that was my funnies for the week

Again, thanks for reading.

partygald 38F
1813 posts
1/10/2019 10:36 pm

Actually, while we're at it - worst nut shot taken or given. I'm sure there must be a few good ones here

Have a good weekend y'all!

pocogato12 68F  
34939 posts
1/10/2019 11:38 pm

I hope you dont answer either of those two

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7Diogenes 101M
1114 posts
1/11/2019 4:16 am

The worst was motorcycle racing and I hit a berm with the front tire and smacked both of them on the gas tank with my full weight plus momentum. If I had three, I would have got the extra. Didn't drop the bike until I got it stopped. Then I rolled around on the ground. Wore a cup after that.

There is no such thing as "my best nut smash".

When one door closes, another one opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work.
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barechestmale 61M

1/11/2019 4:45 am

I know that I should not have smiled a little while reading your post, but parts were humorous - not the stalking, which is bad, but the nut parts. All guys know that feeling. Well not feeling their nuts, hmm, then again maybe some do enjoy playing with theirs, but I digress. The feeling of getting "racked", it is painful. I, too have played volleyball and know that feeling. But my latest happened when reading your post, drinking water from a metal tumbler cringing at the remembrance of that volleyball spike received, dropping my tumbler, and hitting my …. wait for it …. nuts. Ouch. You'll be happy to know, no water spilled from the tumbler or my eyes! Lesson learned. Enjoy.

Looknfind18 68M  
4279 posts
1/11/2019 5:55 am

oh yes, it hurts REAL bad..... have a fun week.

ClitLickB4DickU 61M
1224 posts
1/11/2019 11:07 pm

I guess your friend is paying the price of minor social-media fame. The more you put yourself out there, the easier it is for "fans" to track you down. At best it is an annoyance having someone with a crush pester you, at worse it could be something more creepy. I hope not. "You live by the sword, you die by the sword"

So did that first guy claims you forced him to bang you on the photocopier? I somehow doubt he was an innocent bystander. Caught with his pants down.....literally LOL

Re the second guy, If you had Cum all over my face I wouldn't have waited 12 years to contact you again LOL

Worst nut job, not that bad really, but 13 years old playing soccer in the winter I jumped to block a shot at goal that didn't gain much elevation and hit me straight in the nuts, no cup. I folded in the fetal position and it stung like F**k coz it was cold. Back in the warmth of the changing room I started to get the feeling back in my groin as the blood flowed once more, and then it REALLY F**cking hurt LOL

shakeurbonbons 36M  
196 posts
1/17/2019 7:26 am

I feel the guys pain😱

RockKickAss69XXX 51M  
898 posts
1/18/2019 6:11 pm

I can't believe you didn't offer to Massage his balls till he felt better. Or is that in the next blog? LOL!

Marlboro3q 27M
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1/20/2019 11:27 pm


discreteSteve62 52M
2077 posts
5/24/2019 1:19 am

The stalker situation is awful. Even if she makes it easier for people to stalk her by advertising her classes, the blame is still all on the creeps.

As for the ball-bashing question, I don't recall a specific example, but it's always pretty miserable. There's a reason people where athletic cups.

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