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partygald 38F
2616 posts
7/2/2020 6:49 am

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7/13/2020 5:03 pm

This is a load off.


Fuck. I had set out writing about a few things that I had wanted get off my chest and halfway through, I delete everything cos this came and I figured I'd just put this out there. So here goes.

I can't speak for everyone, but I've found that I have a love/hate relationship with cum. More accurately, sperm. But calling it sperm makes it so....well, out of context. SO....let's put it in context. I like facials. Yes yes, for you corny mofos, the beauty treatment too. But more specifically, letting my male partners cum on my face. I could go into detail how I like it, but let's not. That isn't the point of this.

Point is, I like it. That's the love bit. What I don't particularly like about it is, IF said partner has been drinking too much coffee, or wine, or ate something funny, or even not drinking enough water, it fucking stinks. Well, it can stink. Badly. Worse when it hits you, or splatters and lands right on the upper lip, and the smell hits me hard. Now THAT, is gag worthy. It's easier to control with the husband and boyfriend - I end up nagging them to death on the importance of adequate hydration. That serves two purposes too. One is the above mentioned, and two, it makes for big loads. Or bigger loads.

Which brings me to the nagging point in my head - other than hydration, what control the load? I could google this easily but for the moment, let me rant. I find the older the guy gets, the less load is shot. As hard as it is for me to admit it, there it is. The husband is in his mid 50s. His loads are getting less each time. Maybe its cos he's older, or maybe its his gawd damn penchant to masturbate. He's got a jerking off issue, I think. LOL. And then there's the fwb, in his 20s. We had an....ok, correction. We've had more than a few interesting video calls where we've egged each other to cum, and damn his loads are...well, let's just say I've had my face literally covered before. I think he had to hold it in for a few days for that to happen, but still.

SO yeah, anyhow. This is it. That's whats been bugging me the whole day. Thinking about cum. Good gawd I gotta to get out a lil more.

partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/2/2020 6:50 am

That was a lil self absorbed rant. But uh...thanks for reading
Have a good one yall


Grewpetty 60M
23 posts
7/2/2020 8:29 am

I have discovered that I cum less as I get older, so I think you are spot on there. As far as the different taste and smell, I plead ignorance. But I'm very interested to hear (or read)what others say on this subject.


windsjohn 69M  
705 posts
7/2/2020 9:31 am

I had a co-worker who was gay and once when all us stagehands went out to dinner he picked all the parsley off our plates and ate them. Other than making us gag that he was taking stuff off our plates; when we asked what the fuck he was doing; he told us that the parsley made you cum taste sweeter.

THAT WAS 40 YEARS AGO. True story. What one learns working in San Francisco.


Looknfind18 68M  
4279 posts
7/2/2020 10:41 am

Interesting blog, cum again.


Wok2016 38M  
502 posts
7/2/2020 1:06 pm

Citrus fruits generally help I've heard, and the parsley makes sense because chlorophyll is another one. So things like kale, even just celery should help

That being said, it's been some time since anyone swallowed my cum, so i'm probably the wrong person to ask .


kzoopair 69M/67F
25742 posts
7/2/2020 2:24 pm

As rants go, this is a great one. It's entertaining, sexy and informative in all the right ways. Not as in "loaded with medical data" but in a very loaded personal and erotic way. It's a rare woman who owns up to enjoying cum facials. Are you sure you're native to this planet? Somehow I can imagine you at some point stepping out of a spacecraft and announcing "Greetings, Earthlings! Lead me to your loaders."

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partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/2/2020 7:01 pm

    Quoting Grewpetty:
    I have discovered that I cum less as I get older, so I think you are spot on there. As far as the different taste and smell, I plead ignorance. But I'm very interested to hear (or read)what others say on this subject.
Ha! There we go. Proof is in the pudding, as they say. (I couldn't resist the pun...) Thanks for stopping by


partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/2/2020 7:04 pm

    Quoting windsjohn:
    I had a co-worker who was gay and once when all us stagehands went out to dinner he picked all the parsley off our plates and ate them. Other than making us gag that he was taking stuff off our plates; when we asked what the fuck he was doing; he told us that the parsley made you cum taste sweeter.

    THAT WAS 40 YEARS AGO. True story. What one learns working in San Francisco.
Wow. Your friend was way ahead of his time
Goes to show we don't know what we don't know. But yeah, plenty of greens and fluids. . Thanks for stopping by


partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/2/2020 7:05 pm

Hear Hear!! I'll drink to that!


partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/2/2020 7:06 pm

    Quoting Wok2016:
    Citrus fruits generally help I've heard, and the parsley makes sense because chlorophyll is another one. So things like kale, even just celery should help

    That being said, it's been some time since anyone swallowed my cum, so i'm probably the wrong person to ask .
Plenty of greens and water. I can vouch for that, and pineapple juice, but that one's contentious for now. At least to me. Anyways, thanks for stopping by


partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/2/2020 7:08 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    As rants go, this is a great one. It's entertaining, sexy and informative in all the right ways. Not as in "loaded with medical data" but in a very loaded personal and erotic way. It's a rare woman who owns up to enjoying cum facials. Are you sure you're native to this planet? Somehow I can imagine you at some point stepping out of a spacecraft and announcing "Greetings, Earthlings! Lead me to your loaders."
LOL
I wish. I'll set some of these so called "leaders" straight.


shakeurbonbons 36M  
196 posts
7/3/2020 1:23 am

I gotta try some of this! Haha


ClitLickB4DickU 61M
1224 posts
7/3/2020 7:04 pm

What you say is true' i've, looked into it for my own purposes. The amount of Cum Load generally reduces with age, frequency of ejaculation and lack of hydration. As to smell/taste, then I think diet plays a big part, things like asparagus can certainly make your pee smell, so I should imagine the same goes for other bodily fluids. My regular FB loves to drink my Cum and refers to it as Baileys LOL

These days, before a planned sexual encounter, I try to keep up the fluids and keep my hand off my pecker for a few days before, not always successfully

The only other variation that i've noticed is that sometimes, if the sex is particularly spectacular, or unexpectedly kinky/stimulating, there seems to be extra volume and longevity of ejaculation, an extra "spurt" if you want LOL. I am not able to quantify this, but i'd be willing to take part in any controlled studies you wish to conduct Hahaha

Great Blog-Post, Keep it Up


niceGuyWildSex 41M  
94 posts
7/4/2020 1:38 am

i love cum! You are right about the hydration bit. Definitely helps.


discreteSteve62 52M
2077 posts
7/4/2020 5:16 am

One factor that I've read affects size of load is a mind-over-matter thing. If a man is in a situation where his sperm might be competing with other men's sperm, there's often more of it. For sex that's meant for pregnancy, rather than just for pleasure, that makes sense: the more stuff in there, the better chance it has to propagate that man's genes to the next generation.

How does the plumbing know to crank up the flow in such a situation? The brain apparently sends the message.

But if the brain can send a message to increase volume to out-compete other men, why doesn't it know the difference between sex for pleasure and sex for competitive baby-making?

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Anyway, I'm always happy to launch my sperm. But my preference is coming inside a vagina. If a vagina is available in the near future, I don't jerk off. (And I have the good fortune to have a partner whose vagina is almost always enthusiastically available, to the point that I haven't beat off to completion in several years.)


partygald 38F
1813 posts
7/5/2020 6:03 pm

    Quoting discreteSteve62:
    One factor that I've read affects size of load is a mind-over-matter thing. If a man is in a situation where his sperm might be competing with other men's sperm, there's often more of it. For sex that's meant for pregnancy, rather than just for pleasure, that makes sense: the more stuff in there, the better chance it has to propagate that man's genes to the next generation.

    How does the plumbing know to crank up the flow in such a situation? The brain apparently sends the message.

    But if the brain can send a message to increase volume to out-compete other men, why doesn't it know the difference between sex for pleasure and sex for competitive baby-making?

    - - - - -

    Anyway, I'm always happy to launch my sperm. But my preference is coming inside a vagina. If a vagina is available in the near future, I don't jerk off. (And I have the good fortune to have a partner whose vagina is almost always enthusiastically available, to the point that I haven't beat off to completion in several years.)
Ooooh....interesting take of this. So you’re saying introduce more partners? Right. Got it. 😂
Thanks for this. I’ll have to pen that in 😝


discreteSteve62 52M
2077 posts
7/8/2020 2:19 am

Ooooh....interesting take of this. So you’re saying introduce more partners? Right. Got it.
Thanks for this. I’ll have to pen that in


Haha. Not the most practical idea in current conditions, is it? But my guess is that if that worked for you in the past, there's a fair chance that it's something you'll resume when pandemic safety allows. That will put you in a good position to test out whether that "competition hypothesis" actually works: observe the quantity in a one-on-one encounter, and compare it with the quantity in a more-than-one-on-one encounter. For science!


1seeking1 55F
3250 posts
7/13/2020 6:44 am

We are what we eat, and consume including medication. f we pay attention our urine tells alot. I always drink lots of water and eat fruits and vegetables. Thanks for sharing


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