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The Funniest AFF Single Guy's Opening Line Is...?  

randmswing 50M/50F
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6/14/2015 8:25 pm
The Funniest AFF Single Guy's Opening Line Is...?

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temptationplus58 62F

6/14/2015 8:54 pm

They are not limited to single men.. it's an issue with everyone here.

pnhndle2 63M/59F

7/2/2015 6:26 am

So true, especially with the younger men in their 20s. Here is a message we received from a 26yo male...my wife and I busted out laughing when we read it...

"Do you like young men with large cocks? you are so sexy I want to lick ur hot mommy pussy all night and have u sit on my face and smother me! sit on my huge young cock until u squirt all over my huge balls! I want to be your little fuckboy and squirt my hot nutt juice all over you!"

I still shake my head at this one. Just because we're in the lifestyle doesn't mean we no longer enjoy the flirting and seduction aspect of sex. After all, the mind is the sexiest part of the human body!

randmswing replies on 7/31/2015 6:26 pm:
I have to agree with you... that stuff is hilarious. What do they expect us to do? Go all aquiver because some young buck has a mommy fetish

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