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I had to answer this one!
Posted:May 18, 2016 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2018 6:57 am

"How many guys have driven 300 miles so you could suck their cock?"

Of course, he asks me this while I have a mouthful of his gorgeous, thick cock (why you guys insist on asking questions that require answers while you're getting sucked, I don't know....) .

Typically I wouldn't stop to answer, but I did. I paused, his head at my lips, said "mmmmm.....started counting on my fingertips; maybe more than a few". He laughed and grinned and wrapped a hand in my hair and pushed my mouth back down onto his cock .......................
Should I call the picture police?
Posted:Nov 20, 2015 5:55 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2017 7:23 pm

I don't know if I should be flattered or pissed off ....

I was looking thru random profiles tonight and saw a picture that looked awfully familiar. Sure enough, this guy had taken one of my photos from my profile and cropped it down to take out the more obvious details. Like I'm not going to recognize my own hand or tongue, or the COCK I'm going after!! And it's certainly not his, based on the other picture in his profile. Any idiot can see that (guess he's just not any idiot. He's THAT particular idiot).

Then ............. I see that I have mail. So I look. And this dipshit has actually sent me mail, saying something about how we should get together. Why? Just so I can bust him in person for stealing my picture? Dumbass.
........ finally! what she deserved .....
Posted:Sep 26, 2015 6:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2016 7:20 pm

This isn't about what you think it's about ....

I was in a rest area off I-40 in NC the other day ...... when somebody's phone rang, and she ANSWERED IT. I mean damn -- like they cant figure out where you are from all the noise and echoes??? Anyways, after 15 seconds of conversation on her part, something clattered to the floor. I looked behind me and started laiughing -- she had dropped her cell phone and it popped apart in 2 or 3 pieces. And all you heard from the stall was "oh shit" ROFLMAO ...... I wonder how many other people that's happened to, in some way or another.
Tatcalling? really?
Posted:Jul 10, 2015 6:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2018 4:25 pm

I don't know about anybody else, but I'm getting a little tired of hearing about how upset people are because they got called this name or that, or somebody made a rude remark. Apparently the new hashtag on the scene is #tatcalling --- for all those rude assholes who shout on on the street "nice tat!" Mother of god ... REALLY? If anybody ever directed that comment at me, I'd grin, thank them and keep on walking. Or maybe double back and ask them if they were interested in a close up and personal viewing

Maybe it's just me, but people seem to be awfully fucking sensitive these days! Has nobody learned to just let things go and not make a big deal about it? It's getting to the point where you can't say a word about anything or anyone, good or bad, without getting hung out to dry. Because you know, god forbid, you might be telling the truth.

And yes, I'm rolling my eyes ....... and laughing at the same time!
Where's the off switch for my brain?
Posted:May 26, 2015 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2015 5:29 pm

I knew I had an impending birthday, but it wasn't until last night in bed that I realized it's next week! (the things you realize late at night, right?) Anybody got any suggestions about how I should spend it?
This explains a lot ...
Posted:Feb 25, 2015 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:39 pm

I saw a report the other day that detailed some of the possible signs of impending dementia. One was "the inability to recognize and respond to sarcasm".

Well, that CERTAINLY explains a lot!
And here I've been thinking all these years that people just didn't get my sense of humor ......
His future mate
Posted:Feb 4, 2015 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2015 12:41 pm

When Bruce Jenner finally completes his transfomation into a woman, if he starts dating Chaz Bono, would that make Bruce a cougar? Oh the thoughts !

I do actually like Bruce, and wish him only the best in whatever he decides to do. I'm just glad he's finally free of that family that shall remain unnamed.
Just 5 minutes
Posted:Feb 2, 2015 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2017 4:48 pm

If you had 5 minutes to do one thing .... what would it be? And NO it cant be any kind of sexual activity. Me, I'm thinking 5 minutes under the glazer at Krispy Kreme.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts...................
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Which would you rather watch?
Posted:Dec 18, 2013 10:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2020 1:38 pm

Nope, not a poll. Just a random question.
Which would you rather watch, porn or the Muppets? Have you ever taken the "which Muppet do you resemble the most" quiz thats online somewhere? I think mine was Beaker! Seems kind of appropriate..... And yes, i DO have a Kermit christmas ornament. [
What the hell does he mean by this ??
Posted:Nov 16, 2013 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2014 5:06 pm

All I can say is ooooookay .... the stuff that's below this -- I got in an email today. Not quite sure why, but it certainly sounds like he's accusing me of something. Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away. I guess he's not familiar with the stupid icebreaker, that I have no control over who it goes to. Oh well.

You also like your free gold membership which requires you to send emails to guys you have no interest in hoping they are dumb enough to pay to upgrade their membership, right c
Sisterhood?? WTF?
Posted:Aug 15, 2013 11:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:46 pm

Ive read a couple articles the last couple days about the supposed sisterhood that exists among women. The articles were actually about women who were cheating with married men, and how women were supposed to have each others backs and not do this and blah blah blah. As the articles read, the men were all for the extraciricular activities and of course the women were all offended. What bullshit, is what I say. I dont know what neighborhood those sisterhood women live in, but I dont live there. And I dont want to. Maybe I just enjoy my own pleasure a little too much. But do they understand that it takes 2 to do that tango? The self-righteous sisterhood keeps trying to lay the blame on the woman involved with her husband, and the husband seemingly walks away blameless (oh it couldnt be HIS fault ! that /slut/bitch/insert other word here ....)

Yes, Ive been involved with married men. Yes, we were both agreeable to it. Yes, we both contributed to it. No, the wife didnt know. And Im good with all that. Im an adult (most of the time anyways), and I own up to what Ive done. What happens on the other end --- not so much my problem.

And for the record for one wife in particular who probably will never read this -- you shouldnt always be so worried about the women you think your husband is sleeping with (and he wasnt), maybe you should be more worried about who ELSE he's seeing!

Not sure why I wrote this or how coherent it is (since Im sitting here at lunch, having to listen to a seminar Ive already heard once), but it was something i needed to get out of my mind. Feel free to blast away
Posted:Aug 3, 2013 11:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:48 pm

So Im bored, horny, no relief in sight. I decided Id go lay out on the deck in the sun. I think I might have blinded my one and only hummingbird, since I was laying there with nothing on Enjoying what little sunshine there was. Suddenly I feel a cool drop here. And another there. And another. And ..... of a gun-- it was a sunshower! Way cool! One of the more erotic things Ive done in a long time. I know Im looking forward to going to the beach in a couple weeks ....
I feel like ive hit the jackpot !
Posted:Jun 10, 2013 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 3:59 am

I dont know if its just the warm weather or what, but Ive had a bunch of mail lately from members of the large penis club! (or the club club.... or .... ummmmm ... i just ran out of funny names) All I can say is THANK YOU!!!!

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