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Good day vs Bad day
Posted:Mar 16, 2011 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2011 5:03 pm

Definition of bad day:
--counting on a day of hot sex with somebody I havent seen in quite a while and getting cancelled on (work does come first though, so I understand)
--having to buy the second tank of gas already this week
--getting stood up yet again (sort of) by somebody who showed GREAT promise, and made all the right promises. I say sort of stood up, since nothing was written in stone but the hope was there.

Definition of a good day:
--HAVING THE DAY OFF on a halfway decent day for a change
--seeing deer in the neighbor's yard when I walked the tonight
--spotting a humongous bald eagle on Rt 60 down near Toano this morning. That of a gun was sitting on top a dead tree about the height of a telephone pole, not 10 feet from the road. THAT one thing made the whole day worthwhile!
Who here in Richmond goes dancing ?
Posted:Feb 22, 2011 5:25 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2011 7:11 pm

No, I'm not looking for a dance partner. (it's against my religion.... ) I do have a friend who likes to dance and he's looking for a recommendation while he's stuck here in town on business. Apparently his preference is swing dancing and maybe (ugh) line dancing too. This is what I get for not having a life! I don't know the answers to questions like this!!
I can be so non-tech sometimes
Posted:Feb 16, 2011 5:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 4:58 am

Does anybody know the easiest and safest way to transfer itunes from one computer to another? I really dont want to lose my library if I can help it, and Ive heard too many horror stories to do without first askind advice ......
Posted:Feb 5, 2011 6:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:13 pm
i had a request for a pic.. tell me what you think ..
Bored and horny
Posted:Jan 31, 2011 4:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:28 pm

Bored and horny is a dangerous combination for me. Do I ..... play with somebody online? Or take care of the problem myself? Take some more pictures and post them on my profile? Or do I trot out to the nearest bar and find somebody to take home? Or does somebody have a better suggestion ?? LOL Maybe I should just deal with it and wait til Wednesday. hmmmmmmmmm
And now on the lighter side of sex
Posted:Dec 18, 2010 6:11 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:34 pm

Please tell me I'm not the only person in the world who feels the need to make a thick hard cock out of snow ..... and use it
I'm just confused .....
Posted:Dec 10, 2010 8:45 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 6:51 pm

Why, when you talk to somebody online for a while and you mesh really well--and then meet, and things seem to go really really really well....... and then things just come to a screeching halt. What the hell? An explanation would've been nice at least.

Oh well.......

Sorry, I just had to vent for a minute.
2 of my favorite things
Posted:Nov 7, 2010 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 6:54 pm

The old one (which is still a big favorite) ....... long slow kisses that are flavored with the taste of a good cigar. The new one --hard fast kisses that taste like bourbon and water! yuuummmmmmmmmmm
This weekend .....
Posted:Nov 1, 2010 11:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:03 pm

Who's going Punkin Chunkin in DE this weekend ???? Everybody who is, raise a body part !!!! LOL
oh and did i mention .....
Posted:Oct 16, 2010 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:13 pm

Referencing the last entry I made, R really does live up to his half of the couples profile that he has. He really is a Dawg......

ok, Im done with this subject for now
An open letter to R
Posted:Oct 11, 2010 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 6:55 pm

I'm still a little angry over the ending of my last "relationship". Maybe this will help things some--I've been told it might. If not, it'll certainly be fun to write anyways!!

If I knew I wouldn't have to listen to everybody's crap, I'd call you out here and now, by your full name. But I'm not going to. What I do want people to know is what a cheating, lying scumbag you are. Other than telling me you were, in fact, fucking other people when we first starting seeing each other, you really were never truthful about much of anything else after that point. I know you'd say the lying didn't really start until after you got back from Sturgis in August, when I got the partial truth out of you about that. But in reality, it started in February or April or whenever it was, that you told her she could go along. How and why I put up with all the behind my back crap, I don't know. It was one thing after another with you, including all the excuses about why you couldn't see me on one day or another. I guess you thought I was stupid, not calling you on any of it. But I can usually manage to put 2 and 2 together and come up with the right number. And I did. I'm not going into all the details here-- you should know them all. I wonder sometimes, did you celebrate all those holidays with her that you never did with me? I'm betting you did.

I know now that I gave you entirely too much of myself, too fast. I've always been prone to doing that. But you know what, this has been (by far) one of the easiest things to get over for me. No sooner did we exchange that final telling email(which you never answered, and I never expected you to), that I dumped all your contact info, your emails, your chats. I tore up all your pictures that I had and didn't feel a minute's remorse over it. And I haven't looked back since then. And no, you haven't "spoiled" me for anyone else. In fact, I'm more free now than I was before. Having my day off back in my possession is a great thing!

So tell me, did you get engaged before or after the rally? I'm betting it was after, probably down in Myrtle Beach. All it takes is that one scary incident to make you see certain things in a different light. How freaking romantic. Wonder if you were wearing the ring I gave you when you asked her .... Yep, damn nice of you to ask someone else to marry you while you were seeing me (and leading me blindly down the path).

Let's see, what else do I have to bitch about since this is my blog and I can use it to complain as I see fit .... hmmmm Oh yeah, maybe if you HADN'T lied, we could at least still be friends. But wait, you're full of shit and that just ain't gonna work. So hey, have a nice life and maybe try not to lie to your future wife nearly as much as you did to me.

Bite me

oh and one more time for good measure ---

boy, do I feel better now..... LOL Thanks for the idea you-know-who-you-are I still didn't say everything I wanted to say, and I was still waaaayyy too polite, but I think I got my point across.
Liars and Cheaters
Posted:Sep 19, 2010 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:05 pm

"I love you"


If THAT'S not the biggest lie that usually gets told.... Tell me, how do you claim to love one person, when you're with someone else and have every intent of staying with that someone else, while talking a good line/lying to that poor person who doesn't really know any better? (but who should've been able to put the pieces together all the way by that time) And after that comes the classic closer --"I don't want to lose you". Please. I can smell the bullshit from here. Guess what--too late! I'm gone. Outta here. Blowing in the wind with the dust. See ya. Sayonara. Later asshole.

I read an article on lemondrop the other day about a woman who thought she was being cheated on and actually called the "other woman". Turns out the call-er was the other woman. Damn, I know how that feels. But no, I'm not going to call her. I don't even want to run into her anywhere if I can help it.

I don't care if you fuck somebody else when I'm not around--just don't lie to me about it and act like everything is just fucking peachy keen.

So now tell me, is there a polite way to say FUCK YOU ??
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For all my biker friends .....
Posted:Sep 11, 2010 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:06 pm

Did anybody else happen to read the news reports about that dickhead from FL (who wanted to burn the Quran), when he flew into NYC? For some reason, the news services felt compelled to report on what he was wearing when he stepped off the plane. Apparently he had on "a Harley Davidson tshirt, jeans and boots." I'm sorry, does this have ANY relevance to what he wanted to do, or what kind of idiot he is?? Ummmm no. I dont think so. Maybe I'm just a little sensitive to being stereotyped by what I wear. Maybe it's just that I dont want to be lumped together with this psycho. And no, I'm not getting into a discussion of whether I think he was right or wrong in what he wanted to do.

I guess him wearing a WWJD tshirt just woouldnt have been appropriate either huh???
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