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For the standard guys ....
Posted:Dec 16, 2012 5:40 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2020 6:33 pm
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Yeah so, being gold isnt all its cracked up to be. Biggest drawback is that anybody who's standard cant email me (or that seems to be the case anyways) Doesn't seem exactly fair, if you ask me. Sooooooo if you're curious, want to know more, or just want to talk, drop me a line here. "all inquiries will be kept confidential" lol
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Those AI helpers
Posted:Aug 29, 2019 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2019 3:33 pm
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So many people have either Alexa or Google in their house. Do you have one in the bedroom? Have they ever talked back when you've been in the middle of having sex? I think they're just a little creepy myself LOL Good thing we're quiet.....
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Random places to have sex
Posted:Oct 22, 2018 5:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2018 11:45 am
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I have a new one to add to my resume --- sex in a Conex box. For those of you not familiar with the term, a Conex is a shipping container. With the right.....ahhh......fixtures in the box, it can actually be pretty damn fun. Especially in a public parking lot during daytime hours, with the door cracked!
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I think this guy knows me!
Posted:Oct 7, 2018 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2019 7:08 pm
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I just found this elsewhere (as happens sometimes, when I have too much time on my hands ......

"I want a woman whose curiosity is actually quite cautionary. Like, she's always reading a dark book or watching a weird documentary--and in doing so--she has probably learned how to hide a body."

Not only do I know how to hide em, I know how to dispose of them too! hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

Seriously.
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Myrtle Beach......
Posted:Oct 3, 2018 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2018 5:22 pm
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Never mind that it's bike week down here, or it will be. I haven't checked the dates. I'm more fascinated by all the extremely good looking FEMA and Fairfax Search & Rescue guys that are in my hotel. Oh MY......... If you guys want something to drink other than bottled water (yes, I rode down in the elevator w you), come by my room. I have beer. Lol
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Guys--do you float?
Posted:Sep 6, 2018 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2018 4:17 pm
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Or more accurately, do your balls float when you're naked in a pool? I know thru intense personal research that boobs do indeed float when naked in water (depending on size). But that made me wonder if guys' balls do the same thing?
10 Comments
I'm innocent--I swear!!
Posted:Jan 6, 2018 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2018 6:56 pm
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There's absolutely nothing on this sign that says no public sex. Can that be used as a defense if we ever get caught?

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Warm & cozy or cool, comfy and naked?
Posted:Oct 12, 2017 5:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2018 5:18 pm
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Pajamas -- I hate em. Who sleeps naked .............
at home?
anywhere away from home?
both?
neither?
3 Comments , 33 votes
Another partner? yes no or maybe
Posted:May 30, 2017 6:44 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2017 4:51 pm
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OK guys, would you want see your partner with any of the following choices? You don't have to interact, just watch. And if you want to explain why you picked what you did, feel free too -- I'd love to hear why!

So ----- do you want to watch your girl with .......
another guy
a woman
either
both
neither
12 Comments , 105 votes
that first time pt 1
Posted:May 28, 2017 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2018 11:37 am
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It was finally time to put up or shut up. The first time. Together. Alone. In a room. Not having breakfast or talking in a parking lot. She got there first, hoping for the best, not sure really what to expect. They both wanted it to happen, she knew that. It was that uncertainty, the step into the unknown.

She waited for him, wearing a particular gray t-shirt she knew he liked, and nothing else. There was a knock at the door, and when she let him inside, he grabbed her and kissed her hard, like he hadn't been able to do before. Somehow they got the door shut before anybody saw what they might get up to. Pressed against his jeans, she could feel the outline of his cock, already rock hard and ready to go. He had warned her that he'd be smelly and sweaty, and sure enough, he smelled like he'd spent the morning at a gun range. (His exact words were "I'll probably smell like a goat", but she knew the smell of black powder). She prodded him and pushed him to the shower, insisting on it. That was probably the fastest shower he ever took in his life! Suddenly he appeared at the foot of the bed, with only a t-shirt (that she'd probably try and steal afterwards) and a pair of boxers between her and what she'd been chasing after for years. As she reached out to touch his leg and pull him closer, she tried to do the quick math in her head and remember what year they had first met in, and laughed when she couldn't remember. He pulled her head back by her hair, and he asked her why the laughter? She just smiled and said she'd tell him later. "Kiss me now. Hard. Again." And he did. Over and over again. She couldn't get enough of it, and neither could he. They hadn't been able to kiss like this in public ever. He finally got on the bed with her, touching her neck, grabbing her by the shoulders, pulling her close to feel her against him. She could see it in his eyes when they finally made full body contact, the one word that was banging back and forth in his brain "BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!" She just smiled to herself and pressed harder against him.
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and they wonder why
Posted:Feb 1, 2017 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2017 7:35 pm
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I know it's no surprise to anybody on here anymore, but when you send an email that says "Hi m 18 8 in dick looking for women have transportation", you're not likely to get a response. Not from me anyways. This beats trolling hands down -- it's more like casting a wide random net and seeing what gets caught in the strings.

Now if only there was an audible response of hysterical laughter in the auto replies that I could send .....
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I feel like I'm home ....
Posted:Sep 12, 2016 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2017 6:46 pm
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...anytime I'm north of the Mason-Dixon line. The guys......oh the GUYS. So much better about letting you know where you stand, with just a look a lot of times.
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How do you thank the man ....
Posted:Jun 4, 2016 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2018 11:38 am
9900 Views

.....who makes you squirt 4 times over a couple hours? Well, by thanking him, of course. And then by helping him hang the sheet up so it'll dry out eventually. The ultimate compliment? "holy crap, look how big that wet spot is!!!!"
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