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What’s In The News And In Your Package
Posted:Jan 13, 2020 1:06 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2020 2:32 pm

As if you really need to know . . . part my morning routine consists of logging onto my Yahoo via the main Yahoo page. I will usually look over the main page to see what is happening sports, and other, wise and what the political morons have voided from their bowels. Since it was early I thought I was not fully awake when I came across the 2 following articles. Having regrettably read them I figured I would share.

Let’s start with Gweneth Paltrow’s candles that smell like . . . her vagina – yes you read that correctly. But first a disclaimer, I have absolutely zero experience with Ms. Paltrow’s vagina or any other part of her anatomy, so I cannot verify the aroma. However, I wouldn’t for a moment hesitate to investigate because . . . journalism. That said . . .

Imagine if you will, you’ve prep’d your place to “entertain” you newest lady friend. It is cleaned immaculately and to “set the mood” you lit candles. She is impressed and you’re about to score when she asks “what kind of candles are those?” Being a guy you have ‘no idea’ cause you just grabbed a candle off the shelf at the store. So you read the label . . . out loud. Nooow you understand why the lady at the checkout stand looked at you strangely, just like your lady friend is looking at you now. You just read the name of the candle “This Smells Like My Vagina” Gweneth Paltrow.

So Bunky, if you’re lady friend is Bi you may get away unscathed. If your lady friend is straight . . . whatcha gonna do bad boy?

Sorry, no pic of the Paltrow pussy so I’ll just leave this here

Being a fair and equal reporter here is a story from ‘the other side’. It is about the size of one’s package and how it could affect your working environment.

Our “working stiff” in this case is the “Boy Wonder” himself, Batman’s sidekick, Robin a.k.a. Burt Ward – BAM ! I know, I know, you’re wondering “Holy underwear Redrock” what happened? Well, way back then a Catholic took issue with the tightness of Robin’s packaging in the crotch area. So the studio execs egged him on to reduce the bulge going to a doctor for medication. After trying the pills he opted to use his cape to cover the packaging problem. OK, but whoa Nellie you gotta wonder how big this “issue” was if it took a cape to cover it. I wonder if he would have been sacked if he had not addressed the issue. POW !

The big man and . . . Batman

NFL Picks – Divisional Playoff Games
Posted:Jan 11, 2020 7:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2020 2:27 pm

Last week my picks were meh 2 of 4

Sorry I didn’t respond your responses last week, my fingers were lacking in motivation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All of this week’s games will be played with Mother Nature’s permission. Ma has decided that these games, except the San Fran, will be quite cold. If you watch them wear yer woollies in sympathy.

These games seem be easily predictable except the Sea/Packers game.

Minnesoooa Vikings ( – 6) at San Francisco 49ers (13 – 3) 49ers at home

Tennessee Titans (9 – 7) at Baltimore Ravens ( – 2) Ravens at home

Houston Texans ( – 6) at Kansas City Chiefs ( – 4) Chiefs at home

Seattle Seahawks ( – 5) at Green Bay Packers (13 – 3) Packers the tundra is frozen, but if you hurry you can help shovel snow from the Green Bay stadium. Hummm, I wonder what Danica will look like at the game

NFL Sunday – Wild Card Game Picks
Posted:Jan 5, 2020 7:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2020 3:38 pm

I was half right yesterday. So today I’m going to be . . .

Minnesoooa Vikings at Nawlins Saints Saints at dome

Seattle Seahawks at Philadelphia Eagles Both teams are kinda beat up so this should be a close game Seahawks

NFL Saturday – Wild Card Game Picks
Posted:Jan 4, 2020 6:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2020 7:41 am

Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans
This seems like a fairly evenly matched game that could go either way, Texans at home

Tennessee Titans at No England patsies
While the Titans have been on an upward trajectory and the patsies are not but . . . I’m still picking the patsies only because they are at home

There Are Fake Accounts and . . .
Posted:Dec 31, 2019 8:32 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2020 2:45 pm

There Are Fake Accounts and . . .
- stupid guys
- dumbass dating sites

Sharon Stone tweeted Sunday night that Bumble had closed her account after “some users reported that it couldn’t possibly be me!”

I'm gonna wager a number of those guys are here.

NFL Game Picks – Week 17
Posted:Dec 29, 2019 8:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2019 11:17 am

Last week my picks turned out very good 8 of

Biggest problem for me picking during the last few weeks is a bad team can upset a team that is already in the playoffs and may be resting players. A lot of this week’s games have that potential.

Miami Dolphins at No England patsies | patsies at home
Chicago Bears at Minnesoooa Vikings | da Bearz at home
Most of the Vikings starters will be resting so . . .
L.A. Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs | Chiefs at home
N Y Jets at Buffalo Bills | Bills at home
Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions | Packers
Nawlins Saints at Carolina Panthers | Saints
Philadelphia Eagles at N Y Giants | Eagles

Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans | Titans Watson is not playing
Washington at Dallas cowturds | Turds at home
Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens | Ravens at home
Ravens are starting RGIII
Oakland RAIDERS at Denver Broncos | RAIDERS

San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks | 49ers

At 10 AM I changed my pick for the Texans game
Merry Xmas
Posted:Dec 24, 2019 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2019 12:39 pm

Hoping y'all have a very Merry Xmas and get what you want.

P.S. There is still time get meee, unwrapped of course
PSA: Does This Smell Fishy To You?
Posted:Dec 23, 2019 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2019 12:51 pm

From a site called TechCrunch

Dating app Plenty of Fish has pushed a fix for its app after a security researcher found it was leaking information that users had set to “private” on their profiles.

The app was always silently returning users’ first names and postal ZIP codes, according to The App Analyst, a mobile expert who writes about his analyses of popular apps on his eponymous blog.

The leaking data was not immediately visible to app users, and the data was scrambled to make it difficult to read. But using freely available tools designed to analyze network traffic, the researcher found it was possible to reveal the information about users as their profiles appeared on his phone.

In one case, the App Analyst found enough information to identify where a particular user lived, he told TechCrunch.

Plenty of Fish has more than 0 million registered users, according to its parent company IAC. In recent years, law enforcement has warned about the threats some people on dating apps, like Plenty of Fish. Reports suggest sex attacks involving dating apps have risen in the past five years. And those in the LGBTQ+ community on these apps also safety threats from both individuals and governments, prompting apps like Tinder to proactively warn their LGBTQ+ users when they visit regions and states with restrictive and oppressive laws against same-sex partners.

A fix is said to have rolled earlier this month for the information leakage bug. A spokesperson for Plenty of Fish did not immediately comment.
NFL Game Picks – Week 16
Posted:Dec 22, 2019 8:25 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2019 8:48 am

Last week my picks turned out OK – 9 of . I have a 61% win rate so far

This week I will again pass on making picks on games where both teams have no shot at the playoffs.

Houston Texans at Tampa Bay Buccos: Texans
Buffalo Bills at No England patsies: patsies at home
L A Lambs at San Francisco 49ers: 49ers at home

Baltimore Ravens at Cleveland Browns: Ravens
Pittsburgh Steelers at New York Jets: Steelers
Nawlins Saints at Tennessee Titans: Saints

Once again my upset pick is:
Oakland RAIDERS at Los Angeles Chargers: RAIDERS

Arizona Cardinals at Seattle Seahawks: Seahawks at home
Dallas cowturds at Philadelphia Eagles: cowturds
Kansas City Chiefs at Chicago Bears: Chiefs

Green Bay Packers at Minnesoooda Vikings: Packers

Saturday NFL Game Picks – Week 16
Posted:Dec 21, 2019 8:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2019 3:59 pm

Houston Texans at Tampa Bay Buccos: Texans
Buffalo Bills at No England patsies: patsies at home
L A Lambs at San Francisco 49ers: 49ers at home

NFL Game Picks – Week 15
Posted:Dec 15, 2019 7:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 6:18 pm

Last week my picks turned out meh – 7 of

This week I will again pass on making picks on games where both teams have no reasonable shot at the playoffs.

New York Jets at Baltimore Ravens: Ravens yawn

Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers: Packers on frozen tundra
Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans: Titans at home and on a roll
No England patsies at Cincinnati Bengals: patsies
Denver donkeys at Kansas City Chiefs: Chiefs at home
Seattle Seahawks at Carolina Panthers: Seahawks
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington: Eagles

Cleveland Browns at Arizona Cardinals: Browns ? ? ? if they don’t self destruct
Minnesoooda Vikings at L A Chargers: Vikings
Atlanta Falcons at San Francisco 49ers: 49ers at home
L A Rams at Dallas cowturds: Rams

Jacksonville Jaguars at Oakland RAIDERS: RAIDERS last game ever in the Oakland Black Hole. Physically the team is moving to Vegas, but the attitude will still be as it has been from the beginning. JUST WIN BABY ! ! ! RedRockRascal, RAIDER for life.

Buffalo Bills at Pittsburgh Steelers: Bills

Indianapolis Colts at Nawlins Saints: Saints if the refs get the calls right.

Thursday NFL Game Pick – Week 15
Posted:Dec 12, 2019 9:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 7:13 pm

New York Jets at Baltimore Ravens: Ravens yawn
NFL Game Picks – Week 14
Posted:Dec 8, 2019 8:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2019 3:33 pm

Last week my picks turned out pretty good – 10 of

There are 2 potential previews of Conference Title games this week.

This week I will pass on making picks on games where both teams have no reasonable shot at the playoffs.

Dull ass cowturds at Chicago Bears: turds

Baltimore Ravens at Buffalo Bills: Ravens
Detroit Lions at Minnesoooda Vikings: Vikings at dome
Indianapolis Colts at Tampa Bay Buccos: Buccos at home
Denver donkeys at Houston Texans: Texans at dome
San Francisco 49ers at Nawlins Saints: Saints only because they’re at home
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns: Browns in the pound
Washington at Green Bay Packers: Packers on the frozen tundra

Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona Cardinals: Steelers
Kansas City Chiefs at No England patsies: patsies only because they’re at home

My “upset” pick Tennessee Titans at Oakland RAIDERS: RAIDERS in the Black Hole

Seattle Seahawks at L A Rams: Seahawks

N Y Giants at Philadelphia Eagles: Eagles at home


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