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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 62M
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8/5/2020 9:50 am

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8/11/2020 7:43 am

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief




While eating at a local McDonald's Donald Trump was mistaken for Ronald McDonald.

While eating at a local McDonald's a small boy approached Donald Trump and asked him if he was Ronald McDonald the Clown?! Donald Trump in between bites of his Big Mac and large fries stated that's a nasty question you are terrible little boy fake news! I want this little boy fired! Mr. President, he doesn't work here. I don't care I want him fired! Yes, Mr. President.

Later after the president used the bathroom the restaurant had be evacuated because of the stench! Several employees and patrons were hospitalized due the inhalation of toxic fumes. It took several days of fumigation before the McDonald's could be reopened! When later asked an employee stated that even though he was wearing a mask the toxic odors penetrated his mask and knocked him unconscious. Also, the small boy involved in the incident luckily was able to escape unharmed.

FDT

FTP




rick315875 62M
10735 posts
8/11/2020 7:43 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    The one thing I do have in common with trump is flatulence, though his shite and gas seem to emanate from his mouth more than his arse.

    I see that bi lover idiot is still trying to get into your pants........he has a strange way of trying to endear himself to his crushes though eh?
Thanks for the laugh. That was funny. He is quite the strange character.


rick315875 62M
10735 posts
8/11/2020 7:39 am

    Quoting Bettibenobo:
    Gas is lighter than air and rises. That's how the little boy stayed safe because all the fumes rose above his head allowing to escape unscathed.

    Personally I like most people enjoy your comic relief.
    It's just the stick up their ass wanna be cock sucking trump supports don't think so. He obviously WISHES he could suck your dick! He should be so lucky.
Thanks. I appreciate you telling me you enjoy my humor. We all need humor to get through today sometimes.


rick315875 62M
10735 posts
8/11/2020 7:35 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Lmfao my friend just what I needed today..thank you..
Glad I could make you laugh my friend. We all need to laugh everyday. It's good therapy.


rick315875 62M
10735 posts
8/11/2020 7:31 am

    Quoting bilover1916:
    lmfao I would quess when you life is so pathetic you have to use a sexsite to write nonsenical crap nobody cares about .The comic relief is on the the people who post on AdultFriendFinder about complete nonsense.Again I have to imagine your so much of a loser you have to post on a sex site when you can get laid in a whore house witha fist full of hundred so sad so sad lmfao.
I ended up sucking like 20 huge gigantic cocks. And it only cost me $20. Now that's what I call a bargain!


rick315875 62M
10735 posts
8/11/2020 7:21 am

    Quoting bilover1916:
    lmfao I would quess when you life is so pathetic you have to use a sexsite to write nonsenical crap nobody cares about .The comic relief is on the the people who post on AdultFriendFinder about complete nonsense.Again I have to imagine your so much of a loser you have to post on a sex site when you can get laid in a whore house witha fist full of hundred so sad so sad lmfao.
You keep saying the same thing at nauseam. I wish you would get a little more creative in your comments. But the other day I did walk into a whorehouse With A Fistful of Dollars. I handed this guy a dollar who had a giant cock it must have been 10 in Long. It was bargain day!


lindoboy100 57M
22223 posts
8/5/2020 11:41 pm



The one thing I do have in common with trump is flatulence, though his shite and gas seem to emanate from his mouth more than his arse.

I see that bi lover idiot is still trying to get into your pants........he has a strange way of trying to endear himself to his crushes though eh?

Pull ma finger.........


Bettibenobo 64F  
414 posts
8/5/2020 4:06 pm

Gas is lighter than air and rises. That's how the little boy stayed safe because all the fumes rose above his head allowing to escape unscathed.

Personally I like most people enjoy your comic relief.
It's just the stick up their ass wanna be cock sucking trump supports don't think so. He obviously WISHES he could suck your dick! He should be so lucky.


Tmptrzz 57F
85282 posts
8/5/2020 2:42 pm

Lmfao my friend just what I needed today..thank you..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Brownie202 63F
1879 posts
8/5/2020 1:09 pm

    Quoting bilover1916:
    lmfao I would quess when you life is so pathetic you have to use a sexsite to write nonsenical crap nobody cares about .The comic relief is on the the people who post on AdultFriendFinder about complete nonsense.Again I have to imagine your so much of a loser you have to post on a sex site when you can get laid in a whore house witha fist full of hundred so sad so sad lmfao.
How pathetic you keep reading them?

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


thikhead 63M
3155 posts
8/5/2020 12:19 pm

    Quoting bilover1916:
    lmfao I would quess when you life is so pathetic you have to use a sexsite to write nonsenical crap nobody cares about .The comic relief is on the the people who post on AdultFriendFinder about complete nonsense.Again I have to imagine your so much of a loser you have to post on a sex site when you can get laid in a whore house witha fist full of hundred so sad so sad lmfao.
hate-filled BOT !

what would you do WITHOUT rick?
you love his ass so much,
youre once again his FIRST commenter
to tell him how "pathetic" HE is.

LOFL

why dont YOU actually write a post
so we can all laugh at how pathethic YOU are?
how long does it take
to translate what you "write" from russian anyway?

youre (sadly) as funny as many of the actual jokes posted here.

again, LOFL

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 62M
10735 posts
8/5/2020 10:04 am

While eating at a local McDonald's Donald Trump was mistaken for Ronald McDonald.

While eating at a local McDonald's a small boy approached Donald Trump and asked him if he was Ronald McDonald the Clown?! Donald Trump in between bites of his Big Mac and large fries stated that's a nasty question you are terrible little boy fake news! I want this little boy fired! Mr. President, he doesn't work here. I don't care I want him fired! Yes, Mr. President.

Later after the president used the bathroom the restaurant had to be evacuated because of the stench! Several employees and patrons were hospitalized due to the inhalation of toxic fumes. It took several days of fumigation before the McDonald's could be reopened! When later asked an employee stated that even though he was wearing a mask the toxic odors penetrated his mask and knocked him unconscious. Also, the small boy involved in the incident luckily was able to escape unharmed.

FDT

FTP


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