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The Melania Interview  

rick315875 62M
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7/16/2017 2:12 pm

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The Melania Interview

fictitious political satire

so Melania
there is this rumor
that since "the Donald"
has small hands
that he has a tiny little dick
is this true
well, I have to tell you
when he puts it in me
I can't really feel it
oh my God!
"The Donald"
actually does
have a tiny dick!
I do admit
to have my
boy toys
to keep me satisfied
because since my husband
does not have a big dick
I love my boy toys
with their big fat dicks

and your
there have been some rumors
circulating regarding
his attraction to her
can you shed
some light to this rumor
he does have a sexual attraction
to her
he is a pervert
pure and simple
but what am I to do about it
he wishes he could
but of course he never will
because my
actually can't stand him!
she thinks he is a fucking asshole
but he is bank
at least for now

what about this rumor of piss
I'm afraid it's true
he loves to get pissed on
even to drink it down
he is a real pervert
but like I say
he is bank
we put up with it

what about your disinterest
in being the first lady
I am afraid that it is true
as well
I just want
to have my New York penthouse
and enjoy his money

well thank you
for this honest interview
you are welcome . . .

"I'm so glad that he let me try it again
'Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin
I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin'
Till I reach my highest ground
Till I reach my highest ground
No one's gonna bring me down
Oh no
Till I reach my highest ground
Don't let nobody bring you down (they'll sho 'nough try)
God is gonna show you higher ground"

"A is born with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
God is smilin' on you but he's frownin' too
Because only God knows what you'll go through
You'll grow in the ghetto livin' second-rate
And your eyes will sing a song called deep hate
The places you play and where you stay
Looks like one great big alleyway
You'll admire all the number-book takers
Thugs, pimps and pushers and the big money-makers
Drivin' big cars, spendin' twenties and tens
And you'll wanna grow up to be just like them, huh
Smugglers, scramblers, burglars, gamblers
Pickpocket peddlers, even panhandlers
You say I'm cool, huh, I'm no fool
But then you wind up droppin' outta high school
Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd
Turned stick-up , but look what you done did
Got sent up for a eight-year bid
Now your manhood is took and you're a Maytag
Spend the next two years as a undercover fag
Bein' used and abused to serve like hell
Til one day, you was found hung dead in the cell
It was plain to see that your life was lost
You was cold and your body swung back and forth
But now your eyes sing the sad, sad song
Of how you lived so fast and died so young so
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under"

Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground

Stevie Wonder - Living for the City

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message (Official Video)

rick315875 62M
10389 posts
7/16/2017 8:02 pm

    Quoting  :

y . . .

I can think of two reasons . . . y

One, because it's funny!

Two, because he's a sorry excuse for a president!

If I think of any more I will let you know!

rick315875 62M
10389 posts
7/16/2017 3:40 pm

    Quoting lollybone:
    Would love to be a fly on the wall listening to the two of them talk.
I don't know if she much enjoys talking to him. I don't even think she really loves him. A marriage of convenience afraid.

lollybone 63M/64F
56 posts
7/16/2017 2:48 pm

Would love to be a fly on the wall listening to the two of them talk.

rick315875 62M
10389 posts
7/16/2017 2:13 pm

fictitious political satire

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