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The Voluptuous  

rick315875 62M
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4/23/2017 4:34 pm

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The Voluptuous

It was the summer of 69! This is a story about Dave. Dave had just moved into his new house in a small town in Alabama just minutes away from the beach. Dave was 26, 6'1", and had a decent build, good looking guy; with a nice stiff 7-inch cock. Dave really wasn't that familiar with the neighbors yet. He had not really met anyone but was curious about lived in his neighborhood. Across the street, he knew that there was a couple in their 40s. And, they had a . She was 19. But, he had not seen her yet. He didn't know what she looked like.

Dave was working on his front yard. When this young woman came walking . She hooked up the water hose and was planning on washing her car. She was wearing what they Daisy Dukes; with the front open. She was barefoot; with her tits just falling of her bikini top.

Dave was stunned; jaw-dropping gorgeous, voluptuous !! Oh my God! I don't fucking believe this! It took Dave a couple of minutes to gather himself. Because this was in Dave's eyes a gift from heaven. A voluptuous , lived across the street!

So, Dave decided to mosey on over and say hello to this gorgeous piece of ass. He could see that she had all the right spaces filled in all the right places! She had these gorgeous tits, double D's! She had one of those cute little belly buttons that was like a vertical slit. Like a little pussy! What he liked to a pussy belly button. She had legs to die for and the cutest little feet! And she had an ass that just wouldn't quit!

So Dave starts walking across the street headed over to introduce himself to this goddess. To his surprise, when he got close enough to her, she turned the water on him; sprayed him using the water hose. Stopped him dead in his tracks. Damn! That water was cold, too! Now, some guys would get pissed off and say fuck this bitch! Or maybe just turn around and give up. But, Dave just kept walking towards her unphased. And she just kept spraying him with water! But he just let her do it and kept walking towards her. Until he walks right up to her and just gently takes her finger off the trigger and says hi! I'm Dave! Thanks for helping me cool off; it's a pretty afternoon! That felt great! She was a little confused. She really wasn't expecting him to react that way. But, Dave knows how to a cool game! So, she says hi! My is Katie. Well, hi Katie! Nice to meet you! Would you like some help washing your car? Again, she was surprised, she wasn't expecting that either. So, she said, sure okay!

So, they washed the car together. Dave would wash, she would rinse. Dave would rinse and she would wash. And of course, Dave took the opportunity to spray her with water. And, when she put her hands on her hips in disbelief. Dave just said, all's fair ! So, she threw the soapy sponge at him. As if to say, how dare you! And, when they were done washing the car, Dave said, thanks for letting me help you , maybe I'll see you around sometime! And Dave just walked off back to his house.

Again, she was surprised, she wasn't expecting him to do that. She sighed and thought he would probably try and scam on her. Try and make a move or something. But, he did no such thing. He was the perfect gentleman.

A few days later, Dave was again outside working on his yard. And do you think comes strolling wagging her sweet little tail. Little Miss . Dave casually waves hello to her. She waves back. But Dave goes about his business working on his yard. She kind of lingers around outside a little bit trying to draw his attention. But Dave flat out ignores her! Again she is surprised, but this time feeling a little disappointed. Feeling, damn, I want this guy to talk to me. Damn, I want this guy to come over and spend some time with me.

So, a couple of days later; with the brushoff still fresh in her mind, she sees Dave outside. And, she comes waltzing up to him and slaps him across the face; saying don't you know when to attention to a lady! And walks off pissed as hell!

Now, Dave just smiles and rubs his face thinking to himself, damn, she has got some fire! So, the next day, Dave walks over to her house; politely knocks on the door and she answers. Dave says, I just wanted to apologize for not giving you any attention the other day. I'm really sorry about that! And, I want to make it up to you by taking you out to dinner tonight. She looked a little huffy and still a little piss, but she said yes. Pick me up at seven! And, you better take me some place nice! Sure, said Dave, only the best for someone as beautiful as you!

So, they went out that night for dinner and some pleasant conversation. He took her to a nice restaurant that overlooked the ocean, I mean from where they were seated, you could hear the ocean waves crashing on the shore. You could see the moonlight sparkle on the ocean. It was a full moon, on a clear night. So, after a romantic dinner and some conversation, Dave politely asks, do you want to go for a walk on the beach? It's a beautiful night! Okay, she says. So, Dave took her for a walk on the beach.

So they just walked holding hands; listening to the waves crash on the shore; looking at the sparkle of moonlight dancing on the ocean water. It was a beautiful night and she was won over by his charm and his confidence . . . .





Heathen_G 61M
7863 posts
2/27/2020 8:05 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    First of all it's just a story. Second you sound like a misogynist. A lot of anger towards women.
Gay men cannot write about how straight men should interact with women, especially today..

That means your "Dave" story is filled with mistakes.

As for the "Misogynist" comment? That's the "Go to" word when a female is perturbed, discontented with a male who doesn't doormat himself for her.

Leave the writing about men and women to straight men. You are not qualified.


rick315875 62M
10426 posts
2/22/2020 9:44 am

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    Stay up with the times. This is the 21st century not 1935. Stories are changed/ or written to reflect the social attitudes of the times. For instance society wants to teach their female children she can be strong, so stories come out teaching girls to be more confident. For instance, "Brave". Or on an adult level the recent movie, "Arrival".

    Since we're on the subject of "They're just stories", Star Wars [the original] was just a story too, but all kinds of feminist cows, just recently, made a whine about how Princess L was being treated by Solo.

    Basically if you're going to write a fantasy today, you have to have some ring of truth to it. Dave just giving up his power over the woman and so becoming a mangina doesn't work.
Okay let me try and wake you up! Let me try and bring you into reality. I doubt you will understand. With a lot of messages that you post they speak of misogyny. They tell us how angry you are at women. I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm just trying to wake you up to the truth!


rick315875 62M
10426 posts
2/22/2020 8:04 am

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    No.... Dave is a pussy, or more exact, a mangina. He started out in control and gave it all up. She lost respect for him.

    Here is where Dave messed up:

    And, she comes waltzing up to him and slaps him across the face; saying, don't you know when to pay attention to a lady! .... What lady? Why is this violence okay? A woman slaps you, you return the slap.

    Now, Dave just smiles and rubs his face thinking to himself, damn, she has got some fire! .... Dave just lost his balls.

    So, the next day, Dave walks over to her house; ....with a bag of dog poop.

    Dave says, I just wanted to apologize for not giving you any attention the other day. ... Dave's penis just inverted into a vagina.

    I'm really sorry about that! ... Never apologize to a woman for not giving her attention no matter how badly you want to jizz on her face.

    And, I want to make it up to you by taking you out to dinner tonight. ... No. Never do that. Just tell the woman you want her to come over and have sex. Save your money.

    Pick me up at seven! .... No. If you're going to do this, you tell her what time you're going to pick her up.

    And, you better take me some place nice! ....Fuck that! Dave hasn't yet had sex with her on a regular basis yet. Take her to McDonalds.

    Sure, said Dave, only the best for someone as beautiful as you! ....Dave is an idiot.
First of all it's just a story. Second you sound like a misogynist. A lot of anger towards women.


rick315875 62M
10426 posts
4/24/2017 3:45 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    Stay up with the times. This is the 21st century not 1935. Stories are changed/ or written to reflect the social attitudes of the times. For instance society wants to teach their female children she can be strong, so stories come out teaching girls to be more confident. For instance, "Brave". Or on an adult level the recent movie, "Arrival".

    Since we're on the subject of "They're just stories", Star Wars [the original] was just a story too, but all kinds of feminist cows, just recently, made a whine about how Princess L was being treated by Solo.

    Basically if you're going to write a fantasy today, you have to have some ring of truth to it. Dave just giving up his power over the woman and so becoming a mangina doesn't work.
Thank you for your comment. I appreciate your feedback. And understand your point.


Heathen_G 61M
7863 posts
4/24/2017 1:35 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    Oh, by the way. This is just a fantasy. It is not real. Just having some fun with writing stories about romance and erotica. Your analysis of Dave is irrelevant. Because, this is just a story. A fictional story. In this particular story, I want Dave to say and do certain things the way that he does them. It has nothing to do with it being the right way to do things or the wrong way to do things. All my stories are about creating characters who do and say things in a certain way. No right or wrong to it. It is just how I would like that story to be told. They are all fictional. They are all fantasies. Nothing real or correct about them.
Stay up with the times. This is the 21st century not 1935. Stories are changed/ or written to reflect the social attitudes of the times. For instance society wants to teach their female children she can be strong, so stories come out teaching girls to be more confident. For instance, "Brave". Or on an adult level the recent movie, "Arrival".

Since we're on the subject of "They're just stories", Star Wars [the original] was just a story too, but all kinds of feminist cows, just recently, made a whine about how Princess L was being treated by Solo.

Basically if you're going to write a fantasy today, you have to have some ring of truth to it. Dave just giving up his power over the woman and so becoming a mangina doesn't work.


rick315875 62M
10426 posts
4/24/2017 5:49 am

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    No.... Dave is a pussy, or more exact, a mangina. He started out in control and gave it all up. She lost respect for him.

    Here is where Dave messed up:

    And, she comes waltzing up to him and slaps him across the face; saying, don't you know when to pay attention to a lady! .... What lady? Why is this violence okay? A woman slaps you, you return the slap.

    Now, Dave just smiles and rubs his face thinking to himself, damn, she has got some fire! .... Dave just lost his balls.

    So, the next day, Dave walks over to her house; ....with a bag of dog poop.

    Dave says, I just wanted to apologize for not giving you any attention the other day. ... Dave's penis just inverted into a vagina.

    I'm really sorry about that! ... Never apologize to a woman for not giving her attention no matter how badly you want to jizz on her face.

    And, I want to make it up to you by taking you out to dinner tonight. ... No. Never do that. Just tell the woman you want her to come over and have sex. Save your money.

    Pick me up at seven! .... No. If you're going to do this, you tell her what time you're going to pick her up.

    And, you better take me some place nice! ....Fuck that! Dave hasn't yet had sex with her on a regular basis yet. Take her to McDonalds.

    Sure, said Dave, only the best for someone as beautiful as you! ....Dave is an idiot.
Oh, by the way. This is just a fantasy. It is not real. Just having some fun with writing stories about romance and erotica. Your analysis of Dave is irrelevant. Because, this is just a story. A fictional story. In this particular story, I want Dave to say and do certain things the way that he does them. It has nothing to do with it being the right way to do things or the wrong way to do things. All my stories are about creating characters who do and say things in a certain way. No right or wrong to it. It is just how I would like that story to be told. They are all fictional. They are all fantasies. Nothing real or correct about them.


rick315875 62M
10426 posts
4/23/2017 8:42 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    No.... Dave is a pussy, or more exact, a mangina. He started out in control and gave it all up. She lost respect for him.

    Here is where Dave messed up:

    And, she comes waltzing up to him and slaps him across the face; saying, don't you know when to pay attention to a lady! .... What lady? Why is this violence okay? A woman slaps you, you return the slap.

    Now, Dave just smiles and rubs his face thinking to himself, damn, she has got some fire! .... Dave just lost his balls.

    So, the next day, Dave walks over to her house; ....with a bag of dog poop.

    Dave says, I just wanted to apologize for not giving you any attention the other day. ... Dave's penis just inverted into a vagina.

    I'm really sorry about that! ... Never apologize to a woman for not giving her attention no matter how badly you want to jizz on her face.

    And, I want to make it up to you by taking you out to dinner tonight. ... No. Never do that. Just tell the woman you want her to come over and have sex. Save your money.

    Pick me up at seven! .... No. If you're going to do this, you tell her what time you're going to pick her up.

    And, you better take me some place nice! ....Fuck that! Dave hasn't yet had sex with her on a regular basis yet. Take her to McDonalds.

    Sure, said Dave, only the best for someone as beautiful as you! ....Dave is an idiot.
Wow! Thanks for the advice! I appreciate you taking the time to tell me how a woman should be treated. But, I think I will stick with Dave being a pussy. In my next chapter, I am afraid that Dave will be an even bigger pussy according to your ideas of how he should treat women. But that is okay. I am comfortable with Dave being the biggest pussy he could possibly be.


Heathen_G 61M
7863 posts
4/23/2017 6:53 pm

No.... Dave is a pussy, or more exact, a mangina. He started out in control and gave it all up. She lost respect for him.

Here is where Dave messed up:

And, she comes waltzing up to him and slaps him across the face; saying, don't you know when to pay attention to a lady! .... What lady? Why is this violence okay? A woman slaps you, you return the slap.

Now, Dave just smiles and rubs his face thinking to himself, damn, she has got some fire! .... Dave just lost his balls.

So, the next day, Dave walks over to her house; ....with a bag of dog poop.

Dave says, I just wanted to apologize for not giving you any attention the other day. ... Dave's penis just inverted into a vagina.

I'm really sorry about that! ... Never apologize to a woman for not giving her attention no matter how badly you want to jizz on her face.

And, I want to make it up to you by taking you out to dinner tonight. ... No. Never do that. Just tell the woman you want her to come over and have sex. Save your money.

Pick me up at seven! .... No. If you're going to do this, you tell her what time you're going to pick her up.


And, you better take me some place nice!
....Fuck that! Dave hasn't yet had sex with her on a regular basis yet. Take her to McDonalds.


Sure, said Dave, only the best for someone as beautiful as you
! ....Dave is an idiot.


rick315875 62M
10426 posts
4/23/2017 4:35 pm

A tale of romance and erotica!


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