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Posted:May 23, 2011 2:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2020 10:57 pm
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Im not a woman hater.
I just happen to prefer men.
Maybe because they have cocks.
And cock is like my favoritest thing in the whole world next to
um
uh
um
hmmmmmmmmmm
oxygen and water!
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Woman...
Posted:May 22, 2011 11:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2012 6:49 pm
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was made from the rib of man.
She was not created from his head to top him.
Nor from his feet to be stepped upon.
She was made from his side to be close to him.
From beneath his arm to be protected by him.
Near his heart to be loved by him.
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when I get back into bed...
Posted:May 22, 2011 10:06 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2013 8:52 pm
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...I will lay next to your exhausted,sweaty body.
As you pull me closer to you...
I will feel your soft,sticky cock against my ass.
I want to put him in my mouth and kiss him thanks
before laying spent and sated next to you...
listening to your breath as we nap until we both awaken...
wet,hard and excited...
all over again.
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a comment on my PMS blog
Posted:May 22, 2011 8:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2020 10:57 pm
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someone commented on my PMS blog saying
ironic thing is it sounds like Im on my rag!
you just know that had to be a WOMAN made that comment huh?
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profile pictures
Posted:May 22, 2011 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2020 1:08 am
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ever notice how the profile picture RARELY matches the person you meet?
I mean come the fuck on...
I dont care what you looked like 10 years ago pal.
Nor do I care what you looked like when you were in the prime of your life.
Truth be told I really don't care WHAT you look like but IF you are going to post a picture on your profile could you TRY to post one thats LESS than 2 months old?
My pictures are all within the last 5 months and my main picture is less than a week old(as of May 22 2011).
Can you say UPDATE?
...as in a REALISTIC DEPICTION of your current appearance!
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PMS and the rag
Posted:May 22, 2011 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2020 9:08 am
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I am a pre menopausal woman.
I have been having my period since I was almost 8 years old.
Every month for about 34 years now give or take a few months.Except for my 3 pregnancies.
Thats 381 periods-again give or take a few periods.
Yes I did the math.
I am here to tell you PMS(Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) is a bunch of shit!
We as women are either on the rag or we are Pre-Menstrual!
Its just that fucking simple.
There is no excuse for women to act like fucking nightmares because they are expecting their rag.
Sure there is a hormonal change.DUH!
Yeah! So what!
Woman up and deal with it!
If you can't...see your fucking doctor!
Educate yourself.Eat properly,exercise,increase your fluid intake,rearrange your schedule,increase your iron,take vitamin supplements.
Its your body.Get to know and understand it.
I mean come the fuck on ladies!
Why the fuck make every poor bastard in your life miserable because YOU have hormone changes?
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dumb bitches
Posted:May 22, 2011 4:27 pm
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2011 7:23 pm
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poor guys...
...you have to deal with dumb bitches and
mood swings
pms
on the rag
bad hair days
bitchy moods
cant find anything to wear
no chocolate
does this look ok?
does this make me look fat?
credit card bills
her mother meddling in YOUR business
her friends and THEIR drama
her OPINIONS,COMMENTS AND UNSOLICITED FEEDBACK regarding YOUR ex and YOUR
fake nails
spray on tans
too much make up
do you love me?
questioning you and your authority as the male
why are you looking at her?
where were you?
hates football(other sport) so you can't watch it
hates your friend so you can't kick it with him without a fight
hearing about her ex
insecurity
lousy fast food almost every night
coming home to a messy house
no appreciation
a filthy car
lame 2 minute blow jobs if ANY
NO ass play EVER
dumb bitches...
the women guys stay with when they really wanna say...
goodbye-lebewohl-au revoir-adiós-وداعا
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more things I love about men
Posted:May 20, 2011 11:55 pm
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2011 7:23 pm
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...the way they just lay there after they have gotten their brains fucked out!....Very fucking hot!
...the look they get in their eyes when they look at my breasts for the first time!....mouth-all-a-watering!
...they throw their clothes ANYWHERE when they are about to have sex!....um Marlena?where are my boxers?
...the way their eyes glaze over when they see me use a dildo on myself!....oh fuck Marlena!thats it baby!take it all!
...how they always have to hold the TV remote!....substitute penis
...how they act pissed when we give them head when they are on the phone!.... dont!stop!as they rub our heads and fuck our faces!
...how they act like they want us to stop when we try to suck them off while they are driving!....see above!
...they rarely have annoying ringtones....too lazy to change it!
...they are ALWAYS in the mood!....well duh! they're MEN!
...they almost always have gum or mints!...nipple substitute!
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I had no idea...
Posted:May 20, 2011 11:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2011 2:04 am
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...people actually paid to read my blogs.
...people commented on them.
...people took them seriously.
...people even really gave them much thought.
I use this space as a type of diary to write down my experiences in a place where my teenage cannot find them.
This morning in the NorCal chat room I learned that apparently this blog stuff is kind of well watched and well followed.
...I had no idea!
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finally met a man who was NOT all talk
Posted:May 20, 2011 12:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2020 5:38 pm
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we met here on AdultFriendFinder.
he sent me an email message.
I sent one back.
we exchanged cell numbers.
we chatted a few times over the course of a week.
we texted even more over the course of this same week.
we had texted back and forth and said yeah we will get together at my place on Thursday morning.
Im thinking yeah
sure
right
UNTIL yesterday morning...
he texted me one word....ADDRESS
within 25 minutes we were in my bed naked and happily climbing all over each other.
Ive never had sex with a stranger before but dammit!
This man is now one of my most favorite people on the fucking PLANET!
In the two plus hours we spent together,watching Iron Man2 yesterday morning...we fucked like there was no tomorrow!
I fucked this man like my life depended on it and he returned my every thrust with equal enthusiasm!
I swallowed his cock until I gagged and my eyes watered with my mouth super juicy,yet I wanted more and still more after that.
He took me from behind,on my knees with my ass straight in the air, he licked my soaked yummy like it was oxygen for him!
I rode his fat thick cock until I felt like it was coming up through my chest!
He stood at the side of my bed with my ankles on his shoulders and pounded me until we both came all over each other!
Four times he filled my cunt with his hot cum and four times I begged for more!
Yesterday was a dream come true for me but alas like all dreams reality set in and we had to stop,get dressed,go to work and return to our lives!
What a great fucking morning!
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first time anal sex
Posted:May 14, 2011 11:14 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2020 12:53 am
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I just got out of a very long hot shower Daddy.
I washed my hair twice and conditioned it very well with Pantene.
Then I took my English vanilla bath gel,its nice,thick and creamy, smells delicious and squeezed it on my scruffy.
I washed my entire body,just slathered my whole body until I was completely white and creamy. I went up my sweet tight pussy with two creamy soapy fingers,and finger fucked myself for almost a full minute Daddy then I took my scruffy and soaped my tummy,arms,legs and my huge breasts.I squeezed them between my soapy hands,pinching my nipples just like you always do when we shower together.Then I soaped my tight pink asshole and slipped a soapy finger up inside.I rinsed off.Then I laid on the cold shower floor Daddy and took a warm deep enema.After leaving it inside of me for ten minutes to get extra clean,I emptied myself and got back in the shower Daddy and washed myself all over again.
Daddy,tonight I really hope you will fuck my pretty pink virgin ass!Please Daddy!
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Would you like to know what I would to do if you were naked in my bed right now?
Posted:May 14, 2011 10:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2019 12:19 pm
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I would take all my clothes off and slide into bed next to you.Start kissing your mouth,biting your lower lip gently.I want to hold your face in both my hands while my fingers play gently with your bald head.
I will move my mouth from your lips to your neck and ears.I want you to feel my breath hot in your ears as I nibble them gently.As I whisper my nasty intentions into your ears,I know I will feel your body move closer to mine,your cock stiffening as you do so.I will hear a slight change in your breathing so will know youre good and up for what Im suggesting.
I will also feel your cock hard straining against my tummy. I'll move my body down below your waist,spread your legs&kneel down between them.Your cock will be hard as a flag pole in the wind&be throbbing wildly!Oh yes,I so love your cock.
I want to feel your hands rubbing my upper arms&shoulders as I wrap my slender fingers firmly around your cock with one hand while squeezing some of my oil on him with my free hand.God,I'll love holding your fat hard cock in my hand&will love it even more when he is nice&oily!
I will move my hand up the shaft of your cock slowly until the very tip&back down to the base several time,while I gently caress your sack.I so want to do this to you!I feel your hips raise&fall against my chest to match the stroke of my hand.
I'll put my lips on the head of your cock&run my tongue along the ridge of your head.Mmmm.I'll swallow your cock all the way down my throat until I gag&my eyes water.Now my mouth willbe very juicy&I'll be drooling to feel you fuck my mouth harder.I love rubbing,massaging,scatching......Your inner thigh area.
Especially at where your legs are joined to your body in that area.I love playing there!I want to feel your strong hands on my head&your fingers in my hair as you start to fuck my face harder.But nice&slow,all the way down my throat.I want you to feel my fingers gently tugging your sack as I pull my mouth almost off your cock,almost daddy but not quite!
I can taste the sweetness of your precum which makes my mouth really water.I want to rub your ass&thighs with my oily little hands.I will bend your knees&spread your legs further apart.
Im so fucking turned on daddy!My hands&fingers will be nice&slick,my middle fingernail neatly trimmed&filed.I'll move my mouth to your ass&make sure youre very wet from my spit as well as nicely oiled from my fingers.I'll again swallow your cock and flick your head with my tongue.
I think you'll be pretty much ready by now.Ready for me to gently slip my oily middle finger up your tight sweet ass.Oh fuck,I knowYou will so like the feeling daddy.I want to massage your tight sweet ass daddy until you are able to do nothing more than moan animal guttural groans of extreme fucking pleasure as your hips are grinding up off the bed and you start to fuck my mouth with Amazing ferocity.Pulling my head down onto your cock&back up off of him again&again.
I want to feel your ass fuck my finger deeply!I want to feel your balls tighten&your cock engorge with blood as you are saying all kinds of crazy,nasty things&making noises of lust&orgasmic delight.Right when I feel you will cum,I will stop&lay on my back,so you can get ontop of me.
I want to wrap my legs around your sholders as you are on your knees daddy your cock deep inside of me.I want to feel your mouth on mine as you pull me closer to you,moaning into my hair&neck.I want to feel you pulling me closer&pushing yourself deeper into me.I want to feel your back arch&legs tighten as you fuck me even deeper,harder.
I want to feel your cock engorge with blood&as you start to pump cum into my soaking wet goody.I want to milk every last drop of cum out of you as we orgasm together until you collapse ontop of me,exhausted&sweaty until I slide out from underneath you to get us some water.
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what I love about men!
Posted:May 14, 2011 10:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2020 5:38 pm
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I love men!
I love the little things men do.
I love the way they organize their wallets and how they always have their vehicles so nice and clean,gloveboxes organized,trunks neat and empty of everything except neccessities.
I love the way men smell.
I love the way their skin feels right after a shower-damp,soft and still warm.
I love how they look right before they get ready to cum...
that lust filled look they get in their eyes,their breathing all heavy and raspy!
I love the way they pull me closer and how they arch their backs and then push themselves even deeper into me right before explode inside of me!
I love how they start saying all kinds of crazy shit into my hair and neck while they bite my mouth as they fuck me even harder and deeper as if they were just trying to become one with me.
Oh yeah!
I like to use my muscles to milk every last drop of cum out of my partner and then just when he thinks he is drained I will say FUCK ME DADDY HARDER~I WANT MORE!
Of course he always gives me more and even more until he makes my eyes roll back into my head and my body convulse as he fills me with the hottest cum ever!
Oh fuck!
I love the way he collapses on top of me all sweaty and exhausted from our nasty fucking.
I love the way he falls asleep next to me with his limp sticky cock against my ass while I smoke my cigarette.
Wanna know what I especially love?
After I finish my Newport,I love when I put his soft drained cock into my wet eager mouth and he says in a trembling voice "Goddamn it Marlena you are gonna fucking kill me" as he puffs his inhaler,his breathing all funny and heavy, his legs twitching.
I absolutely love men!
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