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The Emperors New Clothes, or the Dumbing Down of Amerika
Posted:Nov 14, 2016 7:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2016 2:24 pm

I know this will piss many of you off, but what the fuck!
I think Negan said it best last night on TWD.... "whether you realized it or not, I just slipped my dick down your throat" and up your ass too. (hey, this is a sex sight after all, have to keep the sex in there, and he is handsome even if he is a monster , Negan that is). I'm commenting on the recent coronation here. It just goes to show, you can buy an election. Multi Billionaires run the world, the rest of us poor slobs just serve.
For all you dumb ass, uneducated masses who love the new emperor, get a clue. This is as real as reality TV gets.
He doesn't give a shit about you. He doesn't pay taxes, you have to. He only cares about the Emperor.
He is appointing his henchmen as I write, those who will bash in your pocket book and leave you in the rust belt gutter, hemorrhaging zillions of gold pieces. But his lackeys will be there to clean it up.
More importantly, if there isn't a clean planet to live on, " you can kiss all this stuff you think is important, goodbye". After he bullies all the undocumented poachers back to wherever, loads them on box cars, you will gladly take their place. After all, " the world needs ditch diggers too" (if you know what movie that came from, you win a free trip to Atlantic City) In this case that translates into grave diggers, your own.
I can probably handle all the above, but as a man with certain decorator sensibilities, I cringe at the thought of a piss-elegant, gilded white house with red velvet wall paper and curtains (flocked, and fucked) , gilded door knobs, billboard size black velvet portraits of the Emperor and family, and a "gift shop" full of Las Vegas snow domes, postcard and slide collections of scantily clad ladies (some of you will love that), macrame plant holders for chandeliers, 24/7 carnival rides and side shows, barkers crying out " the Emperor has no clothes"... his take on transparency.
Just so this doesn't sound so pessimistic, doom and gloom. I do believe your vote counts. It is a privilege that you live in a country where you do get to express you opinion, by voting... and for the dumb fuck who hadn't voted in an election since 1984 til a week ago.. (he was interviewed on TV and I know he is not the only one )... kiss my ass! You don't deserve to vote if you don't vote in every major election. A sacred privilege! Blue collar voters are the ones who will suffer most. The poor middle class will become poorer and even more overlooked and over flown.
Stay tuned boys and girls, it's going to be a bumpy ride!.
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Witches on their broom sticks. ZARDOZ
Posted:Oct 26, 2016 8:42 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2016 1:06 pm

Since it's close to our favorite holiday I thought I'd channel one of my favorite movies, perhaps the greatest movie of all time. Here's the short version.
Somewhere over the Rainbow.... bluebirds fly...
Auntie Em, It's a Twister.
Dun dun dun dun dun dah, Dun dun dun dun dun dah... (bicycle peddling music)
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Begone, before somebody drops a house on you.
What a smell of sulphur.....
Lullaby League...
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Well, Some people go that way, and some people go this way.
If I only had a brain.
How would you like it is someone picked an apple off you.
If I only had a heart...
Shame on you, picking on a poor, defenseless dog.
You're out of the woods.... step into the light.
Poppies, Poppies....
That's a of a different color, snip snip here... snip snip there.
Can you even dye my gown to match my eyes?
To the Emerald City, Fast as Lightning.
Surrender Dorothy!
I'd turn back if I were you.
Ring around the Rosy a pocket full of spears.
Half you go this way...
Who ever thought that a pretty little girl could ruin my beautiful wickedness.
I'm Melting....
Tap your heals three times...
There's no place like Homo!

Until next time boys and girls.... funk it up. And remember, If you can't love yourself, how in the hell do you expect anyone else to.
Frost on the Pumpkin, Time for peter dunkin.
Posted:Sep 25, 2016 4:33 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2020 8:32 am

Hey Boys and Girls, this month has just flown by. I love this time of year, crisp/clear mornings and warm afternoons, time to kick back and soak in those last remaining days of summer, saving that sun energy for the long winter months (here anyway).
I have enjoyed all the emails from friends and fans and like to keep my pen pals up to date. The pity is, you all live so far away from me. Would love to meet all of you and enjoy your company. Some of my favorites on here have decided to pull their profiles for a number of reasons. The biggest complaint I hear is that they don't connect with anyone, for real and in person. Some of you comment that there aren't any "real" people on here. Maybe you set your sights too high. Some are looking for a long term relationship, or the love of their life. I really don't think that is going to happen, this is a SEX site after all, not a dating service. I state that in my profile, I'm on here for recreational sex. I have already found the love of my life, my friend and sidekick.
But as I have said in the past, you never know, that one, right person, might be on here, and they are waiting for you to write them. Never hurts to look, and there are plenty of beautiful men on this site.
So go ahead, don't be bashful, write someone on here, they just might be as timid as you.
Until next time boys and girls, be Funky and keep a smile on your face.
AUGUST, late summertime pleasure
Posted:Aug 23, 2016 7:07 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2016 5:31 am

Some more items for my " things I dislike" list.
Loud-mouthed Billionaires with low intelligence, and all the uneducated folks who would vote for him.
Hypocrite men who list "straight" as their orientation, who repeatedly view your profile, then email you to say they are "straight" when you give them too much attention on the site, and want you to leave them alone. Really Dude!
Men who shave their pussies.
Ghost Profiles, the ones with no photos, gold members, such a waste of time.
Members who keep pestering you for points, just because I was generous one time,
doesn't mean I will continue to be.
Members who no longer have a profile on here, want to keep writing you via
personal email, and then dont write. What's up with that.
Rude people, in all walks of life.
Careless drivers, the ones who don't use a turning signal.
Young men who write you and want to meet, but don't keep appointments. Totally
lacking in the social graces.
Hollandaise sauce without enough lemon in it.
Men with only one photo on their profile, and it's blurry.
You get the point. Until next time Boys and Girls, Be Funky.
Independence Day, Freedom
Posted:Jul 24, 2016 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2016 3:36 pm

I'm a little late with this, 4th of July came and went. But it's never too late to thank all the Veterans and active military who are serving our country and keeping us safe. Let's not forget our police men and women who serve us daily, they don't get enough recognition and THANKS. Take some time and say thank you to our Vets.
For me personally, it is a time to reflect on my freedom. Coming Out is one way to be free. It will be a great day when all of us can celebrate our sexual orientation, openly and without fear. Love, pass it on.
For all you men who prefer to identify as Bi or Straight, but who sex other men, that's fine too. If you feel more comfortable and safe that way, so be it. I might have been a little too harsh on you in the past. We all had to start somewhere and my story or history is probably not that different from yours. Just remember that when a prospective date doesn't show up, doesn't apologize for it, or just stops communicating with you. Keep an open mind and move along. As I have said in past blogs, I've heard that from many of you. Too many fakes on here! Maybe so, but I can tell you from experience, I have had some nice exchanges on this site, and I believe all of them to be real people. (they just live 1,000 miles away) I've also had some great sex from most of the men that I've had the pleasure to meet.
Don't give up !
Please remember, we live in a country where we are given the freedom of choice.
Enjoy, Until Next Time Boys and Girls, keep it Funky.
June Is Busting Out All Over
Posted:Jun 27, 2016 1:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2016 5:23 am

Time for a June Bug, June Bride, Moon over June, June Graduation, Jumpin June, June blog.
Is it hot enough for you? Nearly forgot to write my blog for this month. No sermonizing this month. Just a message to say thanks to all my fans and friends out there in Sexy Land. Hope y'all are having a very pleasant early summer and that you are all sexing it up to the fullest. Till next time boys and girls, Happy Trails..... lead to buried treasure.
MAY DAY blogs and notes
Posted:May 22, 2016 10:47 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2016 5:29 am

Hey Boys and Girls,
This month I thought I would list some of my past blogs, the ones I think everyone should read. Especially if you plan to contact me, please read all of these before you do.
April 2016
***March 2016, My March Madness, Play with your balls, Divorced men. ***
Nov. 2015 (Self Awareness)
Fan Game, June 2015
New year's Blog, Jan. 2015
Kissing, Feb. 1014
Ambiquous Morality, Feb. 2014

Not necessarily in that order. I feel these are some of the more important blogs I have written. Might just help some of you along the path to self realization and offer some comfort along the way. You are not alone out there. Don't be bashful, write someone if you like, post some photos, you'll feel better for it, trust me.
Thanks again to all my fans and friends in Sex Land.
April blog, the tax man did cumeth
Posted:Apr 20, 2016 5:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2016 3:00 pm

I think they should rename this site.... AFFFA
AdultFriendFinder Far Away.... most of the men on here who DO want to play or have sex, live over 1,000 miles away. But don't give up all hope of meeting someone on here. That person might even be THE one for you. I like to be as encouraging as I can, but this is a site for sex.... not dating.
Lately, it seems like I have written (hey, I always like to write, esp. new profiles that strike my main nerve)... to lots of men, dispensing my wisdom or bestowing blessings on some of the more enlightened or well endowed men on here.... and maybe turned on a lightbulb, cracked a door or opened a window. Some of you needed to be cajoled.
Todays topic boys and girls.... Open Relationships. My sidekick and I are in one. We decided long ago (15 years now) that it was better for us and our relationship... to let each of us see whomever we choose. This was not an easy decision at first, esp. if you are the jealous type. If you did decide to go this route, it is best to talk things over first. Put some boundaries in place if you need to. I have tried to explain this to a few of you, again, it isn't for everyone. To those men who are married, I don't think your wife is going to understand.... In that case, you have to decide what your needs are... and maybe read my blog on Married Men.... or Divorce/separated.
So boys and girls, go out and please someone...esp. yourself.
Opinions expressed are those of the blogger and don't... blaw blaw balsy.
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Posted:Mar 20, 2016 10:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2016 8:36 am

I have brought this up before in an old blog.

(and it might not be the obvious or legal reason)

I can't help but notice that many of the men on this site list themselves as divorced or separated. They are usually in my age group and just might, because they are divorced, have the sexual freedom to explore their Bi side. Sex with women doesn't do it for them.... and as many of you have told me, there aren't that many women around to sex at this point in their life/age.
I like to think (and this is supported by many of you guys telling me) that the Bi Curious side has always been with you, but now you can act on it.... thanks to sites like this. You might have fooled around with your buddy when you were in your teens. The underlying desire diminishes and you feel the pressure to marry and produce some clones, do the white picket fence thing and so on. Then in mid life or later, after the DIVORCE , that old desire surfaces and you want to act on it, scratch that itch, suck some cock.
Which brings me to my next point. In case you didn't know, Bi means having sex with both men and women. For some of you, that means sexing another married couple because it is in your safe zone. Still others request that the male be bisexual, and the wife might like to watch her husband getting sucked or fucked.
This is what I don't understand, men who will suck you off and swallow your cum, or let you fuck them, but wont kiss you. That might be too gay for them, or taboo. They have a germ phobia. Kissing is too intimate for them, they just want to blow and go.
I want to applaud all of you guys out there who are brave enough to admit they are Bi or Gay. You will be all the stronger for it and feel good about admitting your sexual orientation. This means all you "straight" guys too. Maybe you will feel secure enough to list Bi as your preferred sexual orientation... one of these days.
That's okay too. I am open about being gay, and list kissing on my status line. It helps to eliminate the less enlightened men out there. I need to make it interesting for me.
I would like to hear from all you men out there, tell my your story. Feel free to comment, yay or nay.
So boys and girls, go out and pleasure yourselves, don't be shy. Thoughts and opinions are strictly those of the blogger and do not.... blaw blaw blow me.

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