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rm_events 35F
11951 posts
8/13/2007 3:43 pm

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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!


Ready to submit your caption for the Silly Snapshots amp Clever Quips Contest Part Deux? You've come to the right place!

Remember, your entry needs to be about one sentence or 25 words maximum. Entries that do not adhere to the contest rules will be deleted.

Photo #1: submitted by RustyLang


Photo #2: submitted by Lastbu2fulgrl2


Photo #3: submitted by 1thatguy


P.S. Be sure to indicate which photo you're captioning - for example:

Photo for caption 1: "Don't tell Santa I'm fucking his wife..."

This contest is now closed. Check out the Winners of this contest!

BigBadDude2006 45M
3 posts
8/20/2007 10:24 am

Photo for caption 1: "I guess I must have sucked him dry..."
Photo for caption 2: "I only asked for a hand..."
Photo for caption 2: "See what happens on Independence Day..."


rm_Ludovico_01 44M

8/20/2007 9:38 am

Elton John - "...and it seemed to me, you lived your life like a candle in my dick..."


rm_Ludovico_01 44M

8/20/2007 9:37 am

Photo 2 - "I'm so glad I met you, Doctor Octopus!"


rm_Ludovico_01 44M

8/20/2007 9:36 am

Photo 1 - "Wow I really do talk bollocks!"


WhoreMILF 46F
631 posts
8/20/2007 12:32 am

Photo #1
"Mmfff, unngg, fiffmm, terrfff!"

Photo #2
Security searches at Hobby Airport have improved lately.

Photo #3
"Just what I wanted for my birthday!"

Join my 4F Club: Find 'em, Fellate 'em, Fuck 'em, FORGET 'EM!


rm_industricon2 45M
1 post
8/20/2007 12:13 am

Photo Number 1: The ladyboy contortionist even amazed him/herself!

Photo Number 2: Wait til you see the tan-lines I got now!

Photo Number 3: The next challenge was to use the candlke to light the firework in his ass.


rm_30hungmimale 45M
12 posts
8/19/2007 11:36 pm

photo #1 ... OMG... HE FARTED!!!

photo #2 ... I said all hands on deck not all hands on my wife!!!

photo #3 ... All the wishes in the world wouldn't let him get a bigger dick!!!


Daddy_n_snowbear 69M/49F
5 posts
8/19/2007 11:21 pm

caption 1:
What do you get when you have balls on your chin??
A Mouth Full


claytonchen 47M

8/19/2007 11:21 pm

Photo #1 - My perfect date, Mr. Incontinent!

Photo #3 - Joe then realized the candle was really a firecracker.


philome1 76M
229 posts
8/19/2007 11:19 pm

1 Hold on Baby, I'm almost there, almost there, oh shit.

2 This is SPF 5..10...15...30 SPF30!

3 Ok baby, ready? I'm going to light you up!

Knowledge, Experience, Patience.
Philome1


NightCaller69_2 52M
4 posts
8/19/2007 11:10 pm

caption for photo 2 "I said all hands on DECK"


NightCaller69_2 52M
4 posts
8/19/2007 11:09 pm

Caption for photo 3 "Make a wish and blow me"


NightCaller69_2 52M
4 posts
8/19/2007 11:02 pm

Caption for photo 1 "The hidden threat of ball odor"


lady_ttiger4ny 49F
93 posts
8/19/2007 11:02 pm

Photo for caption #1- " Oh my God, now that's deep mind blowing! "

photo for caption #2- " Do you have a hand on Bare Essense? "

photo for caption #3- " Blow me off...it's my birthday! "

thanx 4 the fun,
Tiger


rm_rdfrlv4u 67M
25 posts
8/19/2007 10:54 pm

Photo 3
It will take something a little bigger to light my fire.


FunNSac 46M  
117 posts
8/19/2007 10:16 pm

Photo 3:

Dr. Gervis Scrotemann's revolutionary attempts at replacing the incandescent light bulb suffered a very personal setback when it caused itching and painful urination.


FunNSac 46M  
117 posts
8/19/2007 10:05 pm

Photo 2:

In breaking news, the Los Angeles Unified School District unveiled new reforms to adolescent sex education highlighting a hands-on approach and teamwork building skills.


rm_isee23 46M/46F
1 post
8/19/2007 10:03 pm

photo 1 climbing up a leg and having a ball lol photo 2 helping hands gone wild lol photo 3 happenis is a birthday candle lol


FunNSac 46M  
117 posts
8/19/2007 9:58 pm

Photo 1:

When CPR failed to restore poor Kathy's breathing, the heroic life guard Lance resorted to the meatier approach.


realslowhand 51M
68 posts
8/19/2007 9:52 pm

#1 When its eyes went crossed, Dave decided it was finally time to get that strange growth looked at...

#2 After "The Addams Family" folded, Thing went steadily down hill, eventually resorting to making gang bang porn with his 5 brothers.

#3 No Richard, I don't believe it's a cake, and I'm NOT going to lick the frosting either!


BobbyeblueAtyahu 65M
3 posts
8/19/2007 9:40 pm

photo#3: Happy Brithday to me 2 day I'm 23 but Dam my Dick is so small I want to cry and ball,Dam the size it was 15 years ago.


bad_assed_witch 106F
33763 posts
8/19/2007 9:33 pm

photo #1 - ommmphhh I'm choking on your blue balls !
photo#2 - a hand on my pussy is worth 2 in the bush ..
photo #3 - blow my candle without putting out the fire.

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


rm_nutty20458 46M
1 post
8/19/2007 9:25 pm

photo 1: Aw nuts.
photo 2: Where were you guys when I needed sunscreen?
photo 3: Firecrotch


JohnTF2 64M
13 posts
8/19/2007 8:58 pm

Caption 1) Who's nuts?!

Caption 2) Tag your it!!!

Caption 3) Can't wait until she eats the cake!!!


BobbyeblueAtyahu 65M
3 posts
8/19/2007 8:54 pm

Photo#1: Dam!! I've seen some big Balls in my day But I think I bite of more than I chew this time & O God the small


AncasterLongHorn 43M
1 post
8/19/2007 8:50 pm

Photo#1-"Only way I seem to get any piece and quiet with the wife around.."


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:43 pm

PHOTO 1
HOW MEN IMPROVE THEIR I.Q.,THEY PLUG INTO A GENIUS


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:39 pm

PHOTO 1
STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:25 pm

PHOTO 1
POSTER GIRL FOR : VIVA VIAGARA


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:22 pm

PHOTO 2
POSTER GIRL FOR : LADYFINGERS


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:20 pm

PHOTO 1
THIS BUDS FOR YOU


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:12 pm

PHOTO 1
BARTENDER I'M FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY AFTER THAT LAST SHOOTER


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:10 pm

PHOTO 1
I ORDERED THE HAPPY MEAL AND LOOKS LIKE I GOT THE BIG MAC COMBO


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:07 pm

PHOTO3
THE SONG: FEELING HOT HOT HOT


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:03 pm

PHOTO #2
SHE APPLIES FOR A JOB AND SAYS: I'M VERY GOOD AT MULTI TASKING


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 8:00 pm

PHOTO 1
POSTER GIRL FOR BRIM COFFEE: FILL IT TO THE RIM WITH TIM


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:56 pm

PHOTO #2
POSTER GIRL FOR: EASY BAKE OVEN


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:52 pm

photo #2
NEW POSTER GIRL FOR : SHAKE AND BAKE


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:50 pm

PHOTO #1
IN A COOKIE MONSTER VOICE: C IS FOR COCKIE AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME....COCKIE MONSTER LOVES COCKIE


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:42 pm

Photo #3
IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TOO, CRY IF I WANT TO, YOU WOULD CRY TOO IF IT HAPPEN TO YOU


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:37 pm

photo #3
The song: The roof the roof the roof is on fire, we don't need to water ...blow mother fucker mother.


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:36 pm

PHOTO #2
THE SONG: THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT, THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:34 pm

Photo #3
the song: It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:29 pm

Photo #3
Would you like a flick of my bic


LaLuscious75 58F
20 posts
8/19/2007 7:13 pm

Photo#1
MAKE ME MOAN FOR THE BONE AND SCREAM FOR THE CREAM

PHOTO#2
Handy Man Can Repair Shop: we lend a helping hand for whatever needs fixing

PHOTO#3
Wishful thinking


groovymike2 54M
1 post
8/19/2007 6:49 pm

photo 1: Whew that smell is enough to make anyone cross eyed.

photo 2: When we first hooked up he was all hands.

photo 39.99 penis enlarger. Insert in end of penis,light,make wish,leave in penis. Guaranteed to add 2 inches.


rm_jerblainer 45M
2 posts
8/19/2007 6:46 pm

Photo#1 - What are you trying to say Honey?

Photo#2- Hey get that married hand out of here!

Photo#3- I am only a one year old. Help me grow up.


longha1redm 54M

8/19/2007 6:19 pm

#2
talk about a hand job


rm_readymancan 65M
1 post
8/19/2007 6:14 pm

#1 Okay, First rule of this game is you always have to keep your eyes on the balls!

#2 Hey Fred. You never told me you were married.

#3 It may not be the biggest dick you've ever seen, but most can't hold a candle to it.


rm_1957Scorpio 63M
6 posts
8/19/2007 6:05 pm

Photo # 2: "NO! It's definitely NOT an elephant!"


rm_1957Scorpio 63M
6 posts
8/19/2007 6:03 pm

Photo # 2: "I Feel Really Touched!"


Gouch007 54M
1 post
8/19/2007 6:01 pm

#1 Proof that tonsils are attached to your eyes...

#2THAT's a HANDY BODY TO HAVE.

#3FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!


rm_1957Scorpio 63M
6 posts
8/19/2007 6:01 pm

Photo # 2: "Female Anatomy for the Blind 101. Special Note: This IS a 'hands-on' class."


rm_daveya28 68M
13 posts
8/19/2007 6:00 pm

Caption for photo 1 " Someone Obviously forgot to tell this poor sap that my last name is Bobbit."

Caption for photo 2 " People warned me that he was all hands, but this is rediculous."

Caption for photo 3 " Are you sure this is how I am supposed to wax my pubic hairs."


rm_1957Scorpio 63M
6 posts
8/19/2007 5:58 pm

Photo # 2: "Hand-y-work"


rm_1957Scorpio 63M
6 posts
8/19/2007 5:56 pm

Photo # 2: "More Than A Handful"


rm_1957Scorpio 63M
6 posts
8/19/2007 5:55 pm

Photo # 2: "Hand Job"


rm_walwis 68M
9 posts
8/19/2007 5:41 pm

#1 It's so deep it is pulling my eye cross eye muscles


rm_marc_15296 55M
1 post
8/19/2007 5:38 pm

Caption for photo 1 "Damn, I can't get any air through this new
snorkling device!"
Caption for photo 2 "Hey girls, check out my new hands across america
bathing suit!"
Caption for photo 3 "stand back, this cannon is about to blow!"


MP1950 70M
5 posts
8/19/2007 5:13 pm

Photo #1 "Well, gag me with a...well, you know!"
Photo #2 "Guess who?"
Photo #3 "Make a wish."


Hardini_Erectosa 57M
1 post
8/19/2007 5:13 pm

4#1- "wait,wait,wait you screwed-up again, pull it out and start over one more time silly!"

4#2- multiplicity on the farside -or- Thing from adams family finally gets some.

4#3- "this is fun and all, but if she's late from work again how will i explain these blisters ?"


wellystud2 37M  
1 post
8/19/2007 4:51 pm

Photo #1: The birth defect every man wishes he'd been born with.

Photo #2: Hiding the tan lines tomorrow will be even trickier.

Photo #3: And for my next trick, pulling the cake out of my cock.


rm_BorgeR72 48M
3 posts
8/19/2007 3:54 pm

Photo #3 : I guess ill have my cake and beat it too!


2lookn4sumfun 57M/49F
1 post
8/19/2007 3:54 pm

photo#1 oooh it does get in!


rm_BorgeR72 48M
3 posts
8/19/2007 3:53 pm

photo #2 :what do i look like the yellow pages take your fingers somewere else!


rm_BorgeR72 48M
3 posts
8/19/2007 3:50 pm

for photo #1 : Truely by far the real defanition of cock eyed.


ifucanicantwo 56F  
16 posts
8/19/2007 2:28 pm

Photo # 1 Hey bullwinkle watch me pull a rabbit outta my ass, oops thats not the rabbit!!!!

Photo # 2 ALL HANDS ON DYKE!!!

Photo # 3 HMMM Wonder where im gonna fit the other 39 candles!!!!


forfuninnj 63M/67F  
1 post
8/19/2007 2:18 pm

Caption for pic #1: I love big balls and 2 inch cocks.
Caption for pic #2: Hand-me-down clothes
Caption for pic #3: Does your penis burn after sex?


rm_pacplhbg 46M/37F
6 posts
8/19/2007 11:50 am

Photo 2: No one but me below the waist!


rm_pacplhbg 46M/37F
6 posts
8/19/2007 11:48 am

Photo 1: WATCH THE BALLS BUDDY!


rm_pacplhbg 46M/37F
6 posts
8/19/2007 11:45 am

Photo 1

Does he realize he's touching my brain?


rm_pacplhbg 46M/37F
6 posts
8/19/2007 11:44 am

Photo 2

Oh, What a Feeling!


GreatGuy555 64M
5 posts
8/19/2007 11:39 am

Photo #1.

Ball Eating Contest: I am going to puke if I eat one more !

Photo #2.

I said "I needed a hand but not in that way"

Photo #3.

I hope they don't put the other 49 in there.

When that thing burns down to the bottom I am in trouble.


dragonpuppy69 56M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:41 am

Photo #1 No gas, Please No GAS


dragonpuppy69 56M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:40 am

Photo #3 If you think this is good, waite till you see what in my ass


dragonpuppy69 56M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:39 am

Photo # 3 It's all I could find to make it longer


dragonpuppy69 56M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:37 am

Photo #1 It's cumming out my ass, IT'S CUMMMMING OUT MY ASSS!!!


MisterPriapus 60M
6979 posts
8/19/2007 9:45 am

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Caption for photo #1:

"I'm suppose I should be glad that this wasn't a rectal thermometer!"

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


MisterPriapus 60M
6979 posts
8/19/2007 9:44 am

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Caption for photo #1:

"You just HAD to have a bean burrito for lunch!!!"

Caption for photo #2:

Handyman's Special.

Caption for photo #3:

♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫ "Toss another fire in the log..." ♪♪♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♪♪

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.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


MisterPriapus 60M
6979 posts
8/19/2007 9:43 am

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Caption for photo #1:

"It's really spooky, how that one eye seems to follow you around the room."

Caption for photo #2:
"It was moving my piano I needed a hand with."

Caption for photo #3:
"It really burns when I pee!!!"

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


MisterPriapus 60M
6979 posts
8/19/2007 9:41 am

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Caption for photo #1:
"I was actually thinking of Earl Grey, when I asked you for a tea bag..."

Caption for photo #2:
"I've so got to do something about these tan lines!"

Caption for photo #3:
"Doc, could you take a look at this waxy buildup?"

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


GenericLabelHere 48M
8 posts
8/19/2007 8:58 am

photo #1: Did he just puncture a lung?

photo #2: I meant a round of applause.

photo #3: The Human Torch is such a dick.


GenericLabelHere 48M
8 posts
8/19/2007 8:57 am

photo #1: Remember...breath through your nose.

photo #2: Does it hurt here? What about here...or here...

photo #3: Doc... I feel a burning sensation in the head of my penis!


GenericLabelHere 48M
8 posts
8/19/2007 8:56 am

photo #1: Is it in yet? I don't have all day.

photo #2: All hands on deck.

photo #3: Dang! The power went out again.


77SeaMan 60M
61 posts
8/19/2007 8:26 am

Photo 1

What do you mean...You told me to but a gag in it??? I thught you said bag!!!! Oh nuts!!!


77SeaMan 60M
61 posts
8/19/2007 8:23 am

Photo 3

As a new baseball fan, Boris who had just moved from the Ukraine, pepared for his first visit to Candle Dick Park.


CreativeJuices3 58F

8/19/2007 8:02 am

Caption for photo 1 Look Mom No Hands.

She's a free and gentle flower growing wild.


See_My_Profile 67M
5 posts
8/19/2007 7:42 am

Photo #1- "Reggie gives new meaning to the phrase "He cums like a fireman!"


rm_Isrick 54M
5 posts
8/19/2007 7:41 am

Photo #1 Just a little deeper?

Photo #2 does that sun burn hurt here how about here?

Photo #3 See it does fit now the cake goes up ...........


See_My_Profile 67M
5 posts
8/19/2007 7:40 am

Photo #3 "Ancient Chinese Proverb says: He who lets candle burn to end will dance like man who hits thumb with hammer."


See_My_Profile 67M
5 posts
8/19/2007 7:30 am

Photo #2- "Sue told me George was all hands, but this is ridiculous!"


rm_quinnjd1 65M
12 posts
8/19/2007 7:29 am

SILLY SNAPSHOTS[post 9949210] PHOTO#1)Geez,its, so big I think it just came out my ass! PHOTO#2)"Honey,did you grow more hands last night?I told you to grow more dicks! PHOTO#3)"Honey,HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"reply "Who you talkin to hon,me or your dick?"


rm_quinnjd1 65M
12 posts
8/19/2007 7:08 am

captions for silly pix1)"geez,it,s so big I think it just came out my ass! pix2)"Honey,did you grow more hands last night,i asked you to grow more cocks! PIc3)"Honey,Happy Anniversary"reply "Who you talkin to me or your dick?"


rm_BigBill75 45M
5 posts
8/19/2007 6:53 am

Caption for Photo #1: Next time, wash your balls.

Caption for Photo #2: Thanks for the help with the sunblock.

Caption for Photo #3: I really have to see my urologist about this.


sten38 59M
6 posts
8/19/2007 6:28 am

1. sorry , gotta....sneeze !

2. Where were you bastards before I got burned could have used a hand then!

3. New from Pary Lights even after the candle burns out years of fun


WelshShagTeam 41M/39F
3 posts
8/19/2007 6:03 am

photo 2 - Oi you between my legs, i said no dwarfs!


WelshShagTeam 41M/39F
3 posts
8/19/2007 6:02 am

Photo 3 - Burt wanted to do something special for his grandmothers 100th Birthday!


WelshShagTeam 41M/39F
3 posts
8/19/2007 5:59 am

Photo 1 - Just the two red balls remaining, can she make them disappear for the win?


rm_artfool2u 59M
1 post
8/19/2007 4:59 am

Photo 1: this is a good place for a stick-up!

Photo 2: 'once, when I was at band camp...'

Photo 3: Freakinstiens 'monster' turns 1


freefalling 53M/50F  
9 posts
8/19/2007 4:46 am

photo ##2 Oh my, oh my, did you see what photo##3 did to photo## 1 oh my


freefalling 53M/50F  
9 posts
8/19/2007 4:44 am

photo## 3 Have you ever seen Photo##1's candle trick???????


freefalling 53M/50F  
9 posts
8/19/2007 4:42 am

Photo##1 No more fucking candles Please............


rm_mazbrady 50M
1 post
8/19/2007 4:25 am

Caption for photo #1: "I've got a bozzle in my schnozzle!"
Caption for photo #2: "All hands on Beck!"
Caption for photo #3: "Told you I can light your fire, baby!""


Pad8 40M/44F  
32 posts
8/19/2007 3:59 am

Photo #1 - Girl experiences new Opticians test for double vision!

Photo #2 - This should make for more interesting tan lines than the bikini top, "Now guys try to not move your hands!"

Photo #3 - "Sexwax anyone?"

Lifes short, Play Naked!
Amanda & Peter


JCXES21 42M
1 post
8/19/2007 2:42 am

994210

Photo 1: Did you want fries with that?
Photo 2: Time for body twister, where the playing board moves
Photo 3: Do I have to wait for it to burn down mistress


6incubus6 50M
3 posts
8/19/2007 2:35 am

photo 3

" doctor I keep getting a burning sensation on my dick"

or

"No I really meant blow job"


6incubus6 50M
3 posts
8/19/2007 2:32 am

photo 1.

"You sure this will cure my hiccups?"


rm_ben230770 50M
1 post
8/19/2007 1:44 am

caption one:- Don't cum in my mouth...oops!
caption two:- Anyone want to give me a hand?
caption three:- Ready to light your fire baby!


mazterovrall 47M  
3 posts
8/19/2007 12:29 am

Caption for photo #1 "Keep your eyes on the balls!"

Caption for photo #2 "(sung)One of these hands is doing its own thing, one of these hands just aint the same"

Caption for photo #3 "Hey mom, watch this!"


rm_smoothsurf06 52F

8/18/2007 10:48 pm


FOR CAPTION 1...Look Ma No Hands!

For Caption 2...picking favorite pieces at thanksgiving

For Caption 3...your going in, or you'll burn!


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 10:17 pm

Caption for Photo 2:

Words and Music by Pete Townsend of the who:

"See me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal me!"


rm_rdfrlv4u 67M
25 posts
8/18/2007 10:17 pm

Photo 1
I said "pick my teeth not dick my teeth."


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 10:14 pm

Caption for Photo 3:

"Bored with just plain jerking off, Lefty decided to add some excitement by seeing if he could get off before the wax began to burn!


iWorshipU4hours 58M
294 posts
8/18/2007 10:04 pm

Caption for photo 1:
"I can almost see his hemorrhoid from here!"

Caption for photo 2:
"I am NOT coming back to this massage parlor on amateur day!"

Caption for photo 3:
"Three minutes before the the curtains across the room burst into flames"

Check out my blog at iWorshipU4Hours.
My latest post:A Fantasy
About me:Thoughts on eating pussy
A fantasy:The Ride
A memory that I love:I Dream of Licking
How I wish my evening tonight had gone:What didn't happen tonight


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 10:04 pm

Caption for Photo 1:

"When he said he could slide the whole thing in I just had to see for myself!"


LingusLuvr4U 63M
568 posts
8/18/2007 9:51 pm

Photo 1. Looks like your also down a quart Miss.

Photo 2. Ok. Which one of you took my watch.

Photo 3. Mmmmmmm wax play. Must be an Alt member.


Goldilocks98531 48F
5 posts
8/18/2007 9:46 pm

Caption for photo #1: "Talk about blowing your brains out"


Goldilocks98531 48F
5 posts
8/18/2007 9:45 pm

Caption for photo #1: "This is what mom warned me about"


Goldilocks98531 48F
5 posts
8/18/2007 9:44 pm

Caption for photo #2: "Reach out and touch somewhere"


youngstud1289 38M
2 posts
8/18/2007 9:43 pm

Photo 3: "That dickhead ate the whole cake!"


Goldilocks98531 48F
5 posts
8/18/2007 9:42 pm

Caption for photo #3: "Come on baby light my fire"


Goldilocks98531 48F
5 posts
8/18/2007 9:42 pm

Caption for photo #3: "Lights, candle, action"


youngstud1289 38M
2 posts
8/18/2007 9:40 pm

Photo 2: "FCC TARGETS NUDE BEACHES"


StudDoctor 42M
1 post
8/18/2007 8:33 pm

Photo 1: After this experience, Sarah vowed she would never again use the term "suck it and see".

Photo 2: Many hands really did make light work - of Helen's wish for many orgasms!

Photo 3: And for my next trick, I'll produce the rest of the birthday cake...


h2oedgepr2 77M
1 post
8/18/2007 7:39 pm

( image)

Photo #1 I Think It Went The Wrong Way

Photo #2 Look Mom, More Hands

Photo #3 No Flame Out Here

h2oedgepr


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:25 pm

Photo #1 - Oh Shit!! They're gonna blow.


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:24 pm

Photo #1 - How do you get your woman to "Shut UP?"


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:22 pm

Photo #3 - You told me not to get you the same thing as last year. This is the best I could do.


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:21 pm

Photo #2 - How many football jocks does it take to sack a hot babe?


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:20 pm

Photo # 1 - one more inch and I will go blind.


berrybiforu 52M/50F  
1 post
8/18/2007 5:33 pm

Photo # 1. " I could of had a V8!"


ScotsmansPride 55M
1 post
8/18/2007 5:17 pm

Picture 1: Sally, marketing manager for 7-11 corp comes up with the idea for the "Big gulp."

Picture 2: Penny had no idea what the Hands Across America campaigners did in their spare time...

Picture 3: Honey, remember when you said i could never get you hot???

Kilts up! Scottie.


angel4u921 62F
5 posts
8/18/2007 5:06 pm

Caption for photo 1 "Great Balls of Fire!"

Caption for photo 2 "Hands Down, We've Gotcha Covered!"

Caption for photo 3 "Happy Birthday To Me, I'm As Small As A Pea!"

(sorry number 3, I don't really mean that)


rm_patricmi 65M
1 post
8/18/2007 4:23 pm

Photo #3
Cake $15.00, dinner for 2 $60.00, bottle of wine $18.00, getting a dick for your birthday


bigbadwolfman75 45M
1 post
8/18/2007 4:10 pm

photo #1 nut free guarantee not included

photo #2 all hands on experience needed

photo #3 sorry it shrunk when i baked it


rm_Merlinever 75M
9 posts
8/18/2007 4:09 pm

Caption for photo #2 "Searching for satisfaction"


rm_Merlinever 75M
9 posts
8/18/2007 4:08 pm

Caption for photo #1 "Relaxed and paying attention"


1998cats 61M
1 post
8/18/2007 3:19 pm

Photo 1: Warning from th FDA, too much meat can make you cross-eyed.

Photo 2: Who is the idiot that said a "bird in the hand is better than two in the BUSH"

Photo 3: Warning from the Surgeon General, lighting up after sex can lead to other health risk.


rm_SingleHertsM 46M
7 posts
8/18/2007 3:11 pm

Photo 1 'He finally found a way of keeping the wife quiet during the football!'
Photo 2 'There was no shortage of volunteers to rub in the after sun for her'


rm_bronxboy55 66M
28 posts
8/18/2007 2:57 pm

caption for photo 3:
I thought maybe this way I could finally get a blow job.


rm_bronxboy55 66M
28 posts
8/18/2007 2:56 pm

caption for photo 1:
Okay, I admit it. I DON'T have a very deep throat.


nakedfun4uandme 58M  
11 posts
8/18/2007 2:55 pm

Photo #1: BREAKING NEWS: "A game of 'Naked Twister' went terribly wrong today when..."

Photo #2: "All hands on deck!"

Photo #3: "A truly enlightened man."


rm_mogs77 60M
3 posts
8/18/2007 2:52 pm

CAPTION FOR PHOTO NO 3, DAMN THESE POWER CUTS............ WILL THIS REPLACE TOUR RABBIT?


rm_mogs77 60M
3 posts
8/18/2007 2:50 pm

CAPTION FOR PHOTO NO 2, WHEN I SAID ALL HANDS ON DECK......................


rm_mogs77 60M
3 posts
8/18/2007 2:48 pm

CAPTION FOR PHOTO NO 1 OMG, I LEFT THE OVEN ON


Seekers47 66M/F
2 posts
8/18/2007 2:13 pm

Photo #1- Are you sure this part of the final test for my Proctology Major Dr. Humpalot?

Photo #2- Ok, Scissors, Rock, Paper for my G spot.

Photo #3- My buddy said she was the original Ice Queen, no harm in going prepared.


rm_Dark__Angel1 52M
2 posts
8/18/2007 1:48 pm

#1
A cuththroat night of charades:
"Three syllables... rhymes with... Oh My Gawd..."

#2
Oh, for fuck's sake, guys! I do NOT have the friggin' remote!!!

#3
Goodbye cruel world!!!


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 1:37 pm

Caption for Photo 2:

"Be gentle I'm sunburned all over!"


6EZ 65F
1 post
8/18/2007 1:32 pm

Caption for photo #1: I'm getting a bit cross eyed trying to remember who these balls belong to!

Caption for photo #2: So many hands, so few places to put them.

Caption for photo #3: First, blow out the candle, then you can have some icing.


rm_Dark__Angel1 52M
2 posts
8/18/2007 1:27 pm

#1
Sammy Smucklenuts: If my nuts were on your chin, then where would my dick be?
Dumb Blonde: Oh, that's easy! On my neck!

#2
I don't wanna hear it! I told you boys to strap a board to your ass!
*ignores muffled cries*

#3
I'm going spelunking!


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 1:27 pm

Caption for Photo 1:

"I always wanted to try taking two guys at once, but one guy and double vision isn't what I had in mind!"


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 1:23 pm

Caption for Photo 2:

"There's still room for more of you. Just put your hands on me wherever you can find the space."


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 1:21 pm

Caption for Photo 1:

"Hurry up and finish already. I'm getting dizzy!"


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 1:18 pm

Caption for Photo 1:

"I could wash my mouth out for an hour, but unless I can do something with my hair everyone's gonna know we had sex!"


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 1:16 pm

Caption for photo 1:

"If he's not out of there is three seconds, I'm going to punch his balls so hard he'll have to pull out!"


ChiBiBBW01 44F
11 posts
8/18/2007 12:37 pm

Photo#1 Now, thats what you call cock-eyed.

Photo#2 Taste no evil, feel no evil, smell no evil

Photo#3 Thats one way to get a blow job!


hawkeye6908 65M
2 posts
8/18/2007 12:22 pm

Caption for photo 2

Has anybody seen my watch


hawkeye6908 65M
2 posts
8/18/2007 12:21 pm

Caption for photo 1

Are you going to eat all of that?


rm_hungerection 60M

8/18/2007 11:46 am

#1 There's some balls stuck in the vaccum again.

#2 Did you say you lost a contact?

#3 Blow me and lick the frosting.


rm_MuppetPastor 45M

8/18/2007 11:36 am

Caption for Photo#3: "So this is what she meant when she said she wanted a Hot Cock!"


rm_MuppetPastor 45M

8/18/2007 11:34 am

Caption for Photo#2: "I know I said I needed and extra hand... but this is Ridiculous!"


rm_MuppetPastor 45M

8/18/2007 11:33 am

Caption for photo#1: "So this is what a Ball Gag is?!!"


sweetsexsiobhan 59F
1 post
8/18/2007 11:30 am

Photo#1...just laying around stuffing my face!
Photo#2...I feel good today...don't take my word 4 it...feel me!
Photo#3...I Celebrate good times, C'mon!


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 10:28 am

Photo #1 - Oh fuck! He just pee'd.


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 10:24 am

Photo #2 - All aboard!!


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 10:24 am

Photo #3 - Some guys will try anything for a blowjob.


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 10:23 am

Photo #3- Don't laugh! It's the only way my wife will blow me.


Kyguy2playwith 56M
19 posts
8/18/2007 10:02 am

Photo #3
If you won't blow my dick, will you at least blow my candle?


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 9:34 am

Caption for Photo 2:

"She really enjoyed some serious six play first!"


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 9:32 am

Caption for Photo 2:

She invited two friends, and they each invited two friends, etc... until she was covered in hands.


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 9:28 am

Caption for Photo 3:

"From the hidden files of the Clinton White House!"


YuMeAnTheShadows 53M

8/18/2007 9:20 am

Caption for Photo 1:

"I always knew sqirrels stashed nuts; now I know girls get nutstaches of a completely different kind!"


Joshua_Grey 50M
1 post
8/18/2007 9:16 am

#1 - at least this one is shaved - couldnt take any more hair up my nose!

#2 - I love your hands and mine on my.. are we expecting company?

#3 - Watch out, if you dont hurry up this thing is gonna EXPLODE!


desingle210 54M

8/18/2007 8:24 am

#2 - There's got to be a better way get my suntan lotion on!
#3 - This is the best roman candle ever!
#1 - I thought my last request before decapitation was a throat protector not a throat plug!


littlenips2 51M/51F  
1 post
8/18/2007 7:52 am

1) is that a gerbal looking at me? or boo boo are you in there?
2) "Identify this project" at hillery's school for the blind
3) joe's answer to his wife placeing a cucumber and melon scented candle on the nite stand


MutualFun67 53M/53F
2 posts
8/18/2007 7:24 am

~ Photo #2 - Just wait until the girls at the pool see these tan lines

~ Photo #3 - Talk about wanting to make absolutely sure a birthday wish comes true...

~ Photo #1 - Uh....what do you mean Jim's coming over too????


bigredrager 43M
2 posts
8/18/2007 6:39 am

Photo 3
Wilde Coyotee has a new ACME trick for road runner


bigredrager 43M
2 posts
8/18/2007 6:36 am

Photo 1

Will another pillow make you feel more comfortable dear.


randyjizzard 75M
1 post
8/18/2007 5:49 am

Photo #1: I shouldn't have had that sushi before doing this


phattyripking 50M
1 post
8/18/2007 5:28 am

photo #1

Nut Crossing!

photo #2

Eight is Enough

Photo #3

DON'T try this at home!


rm_quiquerike 41M
1 post
8/18/2007 5:17 am

Caption for photo #3
Damn! that dick is huge, I'm glad is not in my ass.


timexxx69 51M
64 posts
8/18/2007 5:06 am

Caption for photo#2 Its good to be the spider-man.


timexxx69 51M
64 posts
8/18/2007 5:02 am

photo#2 It's good to be the spiderman!


udosomethin_2me 57M
11 posts
8/18/2007 4:59 am

1 Gosh your right the little yellow pillow does help it go in easier.

2 Now one of you find my G spot

3 and now I'll drip wax on your nipples


brakepipe 51M
3 posts
8/18/2007 4:26 am

photo 1

dosent ne one have a pump for these martigas baloons!!!

photo 2 you put your left hand in, you take your right hand out.

photo 3

Ok! now close our eyes and blow!


tzb62005 40M
8 posts
8/18/2007 4:24 am

Photo #3 - If you think this is weird, just wait until Hanukkah!


brakepipe 51M
3 posts
8/18/2007 4:23 am

photo 1

dosent ne one have a pump for these martigas baloons!!!

photo 2 you put your left hand in, you take your right hand out.


brakepipe 51M
3 posts
8/18/2007 4:17 am

photo 1

dosent ne one have a pump for these martigas baloons!!!


rm_tweeter2252 39M
2 posts
8/18/2007 4:04 am

PHOTO #1: WOW! bob, The enzyte really did work!

PHOTO #2: The boss took "hands on experiance" to a whole new level, i wounder if there is a multi-position opening up soon!

Photo #3: When i told her to lite my fire, i don't think she fully understood what i ment.


artsyfox 47F
1888 posts
8/18/2007 3:27 am

photo 1 " This is what we call, pressure under fire"

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 47F
1888 posts
8/18/2007 3:26 am

Photo 3 "Just like a b-day, blow the candle out and lick whats underneath"

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 47F
1888 posts
8/18/2007 3:24 am

photo 2 "Helping Hands"

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 47F
1888 posts
8/18/2007 3:22 am

Photo 2 "The Personal Touch"

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 47F
1888 posts
8/18/2007 3:19 am

Photo 1 Caption is "I've heard of having your brains fucked out, but this is ridiculous."

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


theone0764 56M
1 post
8/18/2007 3:07 am

Photo #1: Now stick out your tongue and lick my ass.

Photo #2: My friends told me you were an octopus, but I had no idea.

Photo #3: Happy Birthday, Honey. Make a wish and blow your candle.

Photo #3: Happy Birthday, Honey. My cock is burning to make love to you.


rm_DCStarfish 66M
7 posts
8/18/2007 1:11 am

Caption for #3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
But don't expect me to put 38 more candles in there though.


hot_male19555 60M

8/18/2007 1:05 am

Photo #3 Leroy !!!! Stop showing off for the neighbors!


hot_male19555 60M

8/18/2007 1:03 am

Photo #1 I didn't know this was part of the exam

Photo #2 Who's got the oil?

Photo #3 The head the best part


suxnfux4u 60F

8/18/2007 12:35 am

#3 Now that's what I call one HOT cock!!!


suxnfux4u 60F

8/18/2007 12:34 am

Photo #1: Are you sure this is how the Your-a-peein Massage is given???

Photo #1: Muh muuh muuuuhh muhmuuuuhhhh! Later translated to: I can't breathe asshole!

Photo #2: Nothing better than a helping hand...or 2...or 3...or 4...or 5...or 6!!!

Photo #2: New variation to Beatles tune: I'll get off with a little help from my friends...

Photo #3: Now you can have your cake and eat it too. Make a wish and blow out your candle baby.

Photo #3: Yo, Betty COCKER...Blow me bitch!!!

Photo #3: Look at what the Pilsbury CUMboy and Betty COCKER are cooking up for you next!


Eddie1438 59M
11 posts
8/18/2007 12:26 am

Photo #1 They just can't seem to get the eyes right on these blow up dolls.


rm_angelxmortis 36M
2 posts
8/18/2007 12:06 am

photo 1

all the pleasure of a blowjob combined the enjoyment of tea bagging


rm_angelxmortis 36M
2 posts
8/18/2007 12:03 am

for photo 1
at the worst possible time her problems with bulimia came flooding back

or (singing) YO ho blow the man down.

photo 2

that was the moment i decided to become lesbian, six fucking hand and not one could hit the right spot.

photo 3

with a face only a mother could love. at least he still had one hot cock


mankind692005 52M
2 posts
8/17/2007 11:49 pm

photo #1 When deep throating goes wrong.

photo #2 Reach out and touch someone.

photo #3 Dam! she was hott!!!


rm_coscple4651 67M/62F
1 post
8/17/2007 11:30 pm

Photo 1: The best way to stop a woman from yakin!!
Photo 2: I masterbate with my right hand...doesn't everybody?


6969nudist6969 70M
3 posts
8/17/2007 11:24 pm

#3 Blow This!


6969nudist6969 70M
3 posts
8/17/2007 11:20 pm

#2 Quite Handy.


6969nudist6969 70M
3 posts
8/17/2007 11:19 pm

Photo 1 Now to get the balls in.


bigdaddycrash1 47M
2 posts
8/17/2007 10:53 pm

Photo #1: "Gulp" or " NO! I told you A BOX of teabags!! Not, I want to get teabagged!"

Photo#3: "It's Peter's first birthday!"


rm_the1_4_u 51M
2 posts
8/17/2007 10:49 pm

#1 I finally can suck my own dick, now I'll never leave home.
#2 you should see my face shot (see pic #1)
#3 Celebrate good times............ See comment #1


57earlybird 107M

8/17/2007 10:27 pm

Photo Number 1 I wonder if this the way that Monica did it.

Photo Number 2 "Let your fingers do the waking my ass"

Photo Number 3 "Now let's see how long you can wait until you blow it out big guy".


rm_ChrisMelissa 48M/60F
1 post
8/17/2007 10:21 pm

Photo #1 - That's what they meant by "Deep Throat".

Photo #3- Close you eyes and make a wish.


snakestone2 53M
2 posts
8/17/2007 9:01 pm

photo #1: If you need more...just ask me...
photo 2 : would you like to give me a hand


rm_TIMisHim 53M
2 posts
8/17/2007 8:10 pm

#2 Porno for hand puppets


SensuousNTactile 55M
1 post
8/17/2007 8:06 pm

Caption (a) for Photo 1:
“Perhaps I should have mentioned them first”, Trudy thought, as she choked on her dentures.
Caption (b) for Photo 1:
Brad was determined to make his wife swallow this time.
Caption (c) for Photo 1:
Phil couldn’t remember the First Aid treatment for fainting: was it get them to bend over and give them something hot to drink?

Caption for Photo 2:
“Oooo, someone just got warmer”, Ms Nimff groaned, after she’d challenged her biology students to locate her G-spot.


rm_TIMisHim 53M
2 posts
8/17/2007 8:01 pm

#1 After blowing up party balloons all day, Sally got a little mixed-up ...


rm_sosweet1206 47F
5 posts
8/17/2007 7:40 pm

for photo #3

Lesson learned...she said candle WAX was a turn on you idiot...


rm_sosweet1206 47F
5 posts
8/17/2007 7:32 pm

Photo 1

It was about this time when Sally realized she was no longer a newbie...


Friend77790 69M
77 posts
8/17/2007 7:22 pm

Photo #1: " Wow, I know you said you can cum hard, but this is ridiculous!!! "

Photo #2: " O.K. O.K. I shall pick one of you to fuck again ".

Photo #3: " My first anniversary for meeting the sexiest girl
via AdultFriendFinder ".


rm_whocares649 50M
8 posts
8/17/2007 7:19 pm

photo #3
this gives a new meaning tom "it burns when i pee"


dirtdigg1984 36M
2 posts
8/17/2007 7:11 pm

#3 DAMNIT 29 Years Later N the candle is still bigger.


mspinkysue 59F
10 posts
8/17/2007 7:10 pm

photo #3: I'll blow that for you!


dirtdigg1984 36M
2 posts
8/17/2007 7:08 pm

Photo #1 IS THAT A CRAB OR A MOLE??
Photo #2 Talk about lending a helping hand!
Photo #3 DOC I think I got the Burn, What you think?


MeterMan80120 48M

8/17/2007 6:57 pm

Photo 3: You are sure this isn't a trick candle, right?


dentony1 65M
1 post
8/17/2007 6:18 pm

Photo 1 - But I DID follow all the instructions in that book of Hints and Tips by Houdini.

Photo 2 - Airport Security has just gone to far.

Photo 3 - I wish I could have a cake like everyone else.


rm_the1_4_u 51M
2 posts
8/17/2007 6:16 pm

pic #1 would you like fries with that!
Pic #2 left hand pink
pic #3 thank god its not a pinata


shanesabbot 43M
34 posts
8/17/2007 6:04 pm

Photo 1: Damn to have such a smooth ass you sure got some hairy balls!


shanesabbot 43M
34 posts
8/17/2007 6:02 pm

photo 1: I told you It's To Big Sally. It went right past her gag reflex straight to her optical nerves.


shanesabbot 43M
34 posts
8/17/2007 5:59 pm

Photo 1: See I told you if you stare at an asshole for to long you will go cross-eyed.


Lei1971 49F

8/17/2007 5:55 pm

Photo 1: "I told you I was allergic to nuts."

Photo 2: "Excuse me, but the lotion goes on the sunburn."


OhioCpl15 55M/55F
36 posts
8/17/2007 5:49 pm

Photo #1: "I swear, honey, I'll just put in the tip!"

Photo #2: "This pre-flight TSA screening is getting ridiculous!"

Photo #3: "I hope this isn't one of those birthday candles tat you can't blow out!"


watevauwant6 37M
1 post
8/17/2007 5:35 pm

Caption for photo. All these hand and they still can't find the clitoris


vanbynight_3000 53M
5 posts
8/17/2007 5:33 pm

Photo#3
New to market, Polish glow in the dark condom


vanbynight_3000 53M
5 posts
8/17/2007 5:27 pm

Photo#3
Missed that burning sensation your daughter gave on my last birthday, so this is the best i can do without the need for Pennecillian.


rm_silverfox_3 52M
22 posts
8/17/2007 5:21 pm

photo#1. a. Eyes wide open
b. Don't talk with your mouth full
c. Her new underwater breathing apparatus is malfunctioning

photo#3. a. Hottest blowjob EVER
b. Just put your lips together and BLOW
c. Happy Birthday dear, now blow out your candle then blow
me.

photo#2. a. Saving Regina's Privates
b. Hands across Miss America
c. Uncovering the truth about tanning salons


vanbynight_3000 53M
5 posts
8/17/2007 5:20 pm

Photo#2
Solorcane, rub down for drunk slut who passed out in the sun.


vanbynight_3000 53M
5 posts
8/17/2007 5:18 pm

Photo#1: Wife killed during 69, husband drops S.B.D. ass bomd and melts wife's brain, details at 11"cock news


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:17 pm

Caption for photo 2
That's handy

'Elizabeth'[


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:16 pm

Caption for photo 1
I'm meditating

'Elizabeth'[


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:16 pm

Caption for photo 1
Ball's eye

'Elizabeth'[


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:15 pm

Caption for photo 1
I'm having a ball

'Elizabeth'[


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:14 pm

Caption for photo 3
This is a blow job

'Elizabeth'[


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:13 pm

Caption for photo 1
Cross-eyed bare

'Elizabeth'[


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:11 pm

Caption 1
Where am I?

'Elizabeth'[


rm_rosseaman 58M
2 posts
8/17/2007 5:11 pm

one ; I think the eyes have it
two;Your very handy today
three; give that cock head a tissue


vanbynight_3000 53M
5 posts
8/17/2007 5:11 pm

Photo#3 1st trick light candle, now watch me light the bottle rocket in my ass with the candle.


educatedaccent 70F
298 posts
8/17/2007 5:09 pm

Caption 2
Where did he leave the contraceptive?

'Elizabeth'[


scrtlvn 50F  
93 posts
8/17/2007 5:05 pm

Photo #3 - "What a HOT cock!!"


rm_me4pantie 61T

8/17/2007 4:35 pm

#1Where is the beef?
#2Hands are nice but where is the beef?
#3 wickty, wickty cock, happy birthday to my cock


cyberdog69U 52M
5 posts
8/17/2007 4:18 pm

Photo#3
I know the directions on this new ointment said may cause sight burning sensation.....But, damn this is ridiculous.
Photo#3
Maybe, I should have waited until she jumped completely out of the cake.
Another for Photo#3
Oh, why does it hurt when I pee...Oh, wait I think maybe I know.


2ormore4us2 58M/52F
16 posts
8/17/2007 3:04 pm

photo # 1

"i wish he had and Oscar Myer Winner "


2ormore4us2 58M/52F
16 posts
8/17/2007 3:02 pm

photo # 3

Jill be nimble
Jill be quick
Jill jump on my candle dick


2ormore4us2 58M/52F
16 posts
8/17/2007 2:58 pm

photo # 2

" all hands on deck "


2ormore4us2 58M/52F
16 posts
8/17/2007 2:54 pm

photo # 1

"I thought Sword Swallowing was hard"
or
"dont move i think i see it"
or
with crossed eyes you get twice a much
or
"and for my next trick"


2ormore4us2 58M/52F
16 posts
8/17/2007 2:45 pm

photo # 3

Founding Member of the "Make a Wish Foundation "


rm_funnyyetshy 37M
1 post
8/17/2007 2:16 pm

Photo #1

"I've always wanted to try fresh tea but this is ridiculous."

Photo #2

"Guys, Guys please, I've found my G-spot but I love the enthusiasm."

Photo #3
"before dawn Make your choice."


Cascaded 55M
46 posts
8/17/2007 2:15 pm

Photo for caption 1: "New event for the next Summer Oympics... the Olympic Pole Swallowing Event."

Photo for caption 2: "Hey Snow White, where's Doc?"

Photo for caption 3: "Make a wish and blow out my candle!"


rm_Sellick1 59M
5 posts
8/17/2007 1:49 pm

Photo #2
"How Many Hands Does it Take to Turn Me Around and Show My Ass?"


rm_Sellick1 59M
5 posts
8/17/2007 1:46 pm

Photo #3
"I hope it's not one of those never-go-out candles!"


rm_NDgentleman 50M
1 post
8/17/2007 1:45 pm

Photo #1 caption: Grrrrrkkk.....gak....Heimlich NOW!!!!.....think it's stuck
Photo #2 caption: Tina had heard that Bob was a handful during social functions. She didn't quite believe them..........until now
Photo #3 caption: The firing end of the Norvegian flamethrower (The fuel line is attached to the other side)


rm_Sellick1 59M
5 posts
8/17/2007 1:44 pm

Photo 1
"I wonder how many "takes" it took Linda Lovelace to film this!"


WellHungSatyr 49M
87 posts
8/17/2007 1:29 pm

Photo #1: "Please tell me he didn't just fart?!"

Photo #2: You're in good hands with Allstate: It's not JUST a slogan!

Photo #3: Jack B. Nibble finally jumped ON the candlestick


sannata_g 56M
2 posts
8/17/2007 12:29 pm

"TIME TO CAPTION THESE SILLY SNAOSHOTS!"
POST 994210

Photo #3 " A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION OF 100 PUSSYKILLER!"

Photo #2 " THURST AND REAL THURSTY HANDS! "

USER NAME OF THE SENDER - sannata_g


velvetsaddle69 51M

8/17/2007 12:17 pm

Photo #3

"And the rockets' red glare, the bomb's bursting in air!"


velvetsaddle69 51M

8/17/2007 12:12 pm

Photo #2

"PSST... Can you give me a hand. Some stole my cloths out of the tanning booth."


velvetsaddle69 51M

8/17/2007 12:09 pm

Photo #2

"OOOPPPSSS!!! You've got me RED-Handed!!"


velvetsaddle69 51M

8/17/2007 12:08 pm

Photo #1

"X marks the spot!"


velvetsaddle69 51M

8/17/2007 12:06 pm

Photo#1
"Aye Captain, i'm givin 'er all she got!"


rm_d33nh 56M
749 posts
8/17/2007 11:46 am

Photo 1 - Wooooweee...the thermometer is sooo hot and the mercury is rising!

Photo 2 - Whooooooh...my 3 wishes is granted...at last

Photo 3 - Singing dick...happy birthday to me happy birthday to me..
oh oh...where's the icing?


nluv_havnfun2430 46M/39F
1 post
8/17/2007 11:11 am

Caption for photo #1:
When he said he could get everything in but the balls, she thought he was just bad at playing pool......


rm_WARDIANE 71M
1 post
8/17/2007 10:48 am

photo 2"help octupus attack" photo 1 "cant talk now iam stuffed" photo 1 "six is not enough" photo 3 "baby lite my fire"


rm_1mule469 52M
8 posts
8/17/2007 8:26 am

#1 The sword swallowing job at this circus was not quite what jane had hoped it would be......


medic_69 47M
1 post
8/17/2007 7:38 am

#1. "I didn't know it would take THAT much air to blow up this doll!"

#2. "As the hand on the hourglass...so are the Days of our Lives!"

#3. "I wonder if she'll notice I forgot the cake?"


swwosh4u 52M  
1 post
8/17/2007 7:34 am

1. Balls on the wall= walnuts
Balls on the chest= chestnuts
balls on the chin= a dick in your mouth

2. She's a hands on kind of girl

3. He has a buring desire to be with you


rm_ANDWHAT73 47F
13 posts
8/17/2007 7:18 am

photo 3: i have an idea!
i got it!


rm_ANDWHAT73 47F
13 posts
8/17/2007 7:15 am

photo 1:is that it? you promised 12 inches.
keep yor eyes on the prize!!
photo 2:tickel me pink!
photo 3:firestarter.
if i blow it out it might get bigger!
i hane an idea!
when a man thinks!
shit he forgot again!


myrendezvous 50F
1 post
8/17/2007 6:41 am

Caption #1- I said, "Gag me with a SPOON!!"
Caption #2- Damn those pesky tan lines!!!
Caption #3- This is one way to wax!


2Escape4awhile 59M

8/17/2007 6:36 am

Caption for #1: "Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!"


bluesmon 65M
1 post
8/17/2007 5:48 am

picture 1
tonsiles properly tickled


lilmiss9 45F
3 posts
8/17/2007 5:12 am

Caption for photo 1: Well he did say i had to keep my eyes on the ball!!


lilmiss9 45F
3 posts
8/17/2007 5:01 am

caption for photo 3: That's the last time I play in a Redheads box.


lilmiss9 45F
3 posts
8/17/2007 4:52 am

Caption for photo 2: Edward Sixhands....The sequel


Itsthelips 56M

8/17/2007 4:19 am

Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots
Photo #1
a) So what it dogs can lick they're own balls - look what I can do!
b) and for my next party gag....
c) Does my bum look big on this?
d) Got any more balloons? I'll show you what else I can make!
e) Unable to focus? Shortness of breath? New Jizzprin - the perfect dosage every time!

Photo #2
a) I knew what I wanted to say - just couldn't put my finger on it
b) She handles well, the racing stripes look hot - love the trim! I'll take it!
c)What do you mean you can't find her pulse? Keep looking!

Photo #3
a)Wait until he realizes it's a trick exploding candle!
b) Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack's turned into a candle stick!
c) The latest model from Zippo!
d) Oh no! I'm gonna fart!


sukmaster 57M
7 posts
8/17/2007 4:17 am

caption for photo #3
Friends...who needs them. Clearly another hapless victim of "guys, what's a blowjob?"


sukmaster 57M
7 posts
8/17/2007 4:06 am

caption for photo 3:
Finally.... photographic evidence to prove that great ideas come from the penis and not the brain as previously believed.


sukmaster 57M
7 posts
8/17/2007 4:00 am

Photo for caption #2:
Chef Ramsey would definitely send this one back...the breast is clearly undercooked !


Foozle 37M
3 posts
8/17/2007 3:49 am


Caption for photo #3:
Price for candle: $1
Price for digital camera: $250
Price for watching this guy dropping hot wax on his dick: Priceless
For everything else there's AdultFriendFinder.


sukmaster 57M
7 posts
8/17/2007 3:45 am

Caption for photo # 1:
A firm lip lock is essential to generate the amount of suction required for the hind lick maneuver to be effective as demonstrated here.


sukmaster 57M
7 posts
8/17/2007 3:32 am

Caption for photo 1:
always the class clown,Joe's CPR demo left his instructor in shock.


sukmaster 57M
7 posts
8/17/2007 3:23 am

Photo #1
OMG, is that a cling on !!


rm_damnyank32 48M
11 posts
8/17/2007 3:07 am

Photo for caption 1: "Now why is it that right now I'm wondering if I shut off the tea kettle"
Photo for caption 1: "Did I leave my curling iron on?"
Photo for caption 1: "If this is his idea of serving tea, then I can't wait to see the crumpets"
Photo for caption 1: "It suddenly dawned on her why his profile name is Earl Gray"
Photo for caption 1: "I hope her face doesn't get stuck like that..."
Photo for caption 1: "Wonder if she takes cream with her tea..."
Photo for caption 2: "Her name was Amy or Erica, and we definitely had our hands across Amy-Erica"
Photo for caption 2: "She kept on saying,"I AM ERICA, and I want your hands across me"
Photo for caption 2: "Where did I put those keys?"
Photo for caption 2: "And remember, never ask stupid horny men to lend you a hand"
Photo for caption 2: "A great way to hide blemishes and tatoos when taking nude photos for your profile"
Photo for caption 2: "Brrrr, your hands are cold"
Photo for caption 2: "Excuse me officers, but shouldn't I be frisked BEFORE the strip search?"
Photo for caption 2: "And just in case you ever need to frisk a stripper..."
Photo for caption 2: "Irony: asking the men in your office to take you literally BEFORE you ask them to lend you a hand"
Photo for caption 3: "This is your brain on drugs"
Photo for caption 3: "The real reason Edison invented the light bulb"
Photo for caption 3: "wait until he discovers that he bought trick candles"
Photo for caption 3: "Acme Candle Company's worst alternative marketing concept"
Photo for caption 3:"When a game of charades goes too far"
Photo for caption 3: "Alcohol and Charades don't mix"
Photo for caption 3: "Entering a dark house with both arms full is now a thing of the past"
Photo for caption 3: "Thus proving the location of a man's brain"


funkyt1973 47M
194 posts
8/17/2007 3:00 am

photo 1/ you know you'll get bollocked for pullin faces?!!

photo 3/ blow this? hmmm thats just the icing on the cake!!

Pussy duznt taste like chicken 🐔


bwlancer 50M
5 posts
8/17/2007 2:04 am

Photo 1 Honey, did you really have to fart!
Photo 2 anyone found my wallet yet?
Photo 3 Ready...Aim...Fire One!


killerskwhirl 45M
10 posts
8/17/2007 1:25 am

photo#1 Did he say i better learn to breath through my ears?
photo#2 Where were all these hand be for i got this sun burn
Photo#3 I know i am in my b-day suit but I'm not 1


rm_raw4two 50M
1 post
8/17/2007 12:31 am

photo#1-Feelin' nutty for cockopuffs

photo#2- Like hands across America, let's put hands across my areas

photo#3- Light it up and BLOW!


bigbrandonj9969 37M
3 posts
8/17/2007 12:23 am

photo #1 whole new meaning of stuffed


LAspankingcpl 49M/50F
1 post
8/16/2007 11:41 pm

Photo #1: Ppppppppffffffffffftttttttt!

LOL ... sorry but it just looked like she is blowing bubbles on his balls! lol


JonnyEightInch 54M
6 posts
8/16/2007 11:13 pm

Caption 1: OMG! he can hit my g-spot better this way!

Caption 2: It may not be the most practical, but it is my favorite bathing suit!

Caption 3: honey, would you hurry up and blow this thing out!?!


voyuer0351 60M
2 posts
8/16/2007 11:06 pm

photo #1 God damm - thats where I left it !!

photo #2 Many hands make light work

photo #3 Fire in the hole !!


dreamheat26 36M
7 posts
8/16/2007 10:16 pm

Photo #1: Ron stopped when he heard the hissing sound, confirming his suspicions that he'd gone too far with his new inflatable friend.


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