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rm_tawnybutt 42F
18 posts
9/17/2020 8:49 pm
I really enjoy it when men stop what they are doing just to look at me, my neighbor loves too..

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rm_tawnybutt 42F
53 posts
9/17/2020 11:19 pm

Guys I have a serious yearning for men that are very.. blessed if you catch my drift? Hehe... someone that is wanting to show me just what he has in his pants, do you have that special something for me?
I haven’t had the pleasure of a well endowed man/men yearning for what I have in my pants...and blouse..., please make me tingle tonight...All night...


fashionablegma 77F
8060 posts
9/17/2020 11:44 pm

Nothing wrong with young adult men enjoying us,i find it quite a compliment,i wish i had a garden to show off in


mishkaxy 47M
553 posts
9/17/2020 11:51 pm

Me encantaría ser tu vecino


slo2600 44M
175 posts
9/18/2020 12:04 am

    Quoting rm_tawnybutt:
    Guys I have a serious yearning for men that are very.. blessed if you catch my drift? Hehe... someone that is wanting to show me just what he has in his pants, do you have that special something for me?
    I haven’t had the pleasure of a well endowed man/men yearning for what I have in my pants...and blouse..., please make me tingle tonight...All night...
Oh, yeah, what I have in my pants right now is very much enjoying your photos!


rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/13/2020 6:53 pm:
THAT is what I LOVE to hear....and SEE!!

kwlaff 33M
52 posts
9/18/2020 12:29 am

Wish I had such a neighbor when I was 19 🤗 Hell, even today 🤣 Fantasy land, wish I lived there 😬 so many gorgeous MILFs around, if only they would go for it 🤪 Have a fun Friday 😉


blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 12:40 am

You are like your honey to my being a bee. I am enchanted by your eyes, and your brain. The sexiest organ in the entire world is your brain. From that you can have sex every night with anyone you want. George Clooney, , your favorite quarterback, the sexiest man alive.

I can't help it. I have already started writing your free erotic story. We are going on a vacation to my favorite spot in the world. If I win the lottery and get $10,000,000 in cash, I would give you half to live with me for a year in this place.

oops, almost spoiled the story. Your author is 69 years old, (swear to god) but kuntlvr is 39 yrs old. the next time you hear from me, I will be publishing the story of tawny butt and kuntlvr on a dream vacation. I will use my buddy, blog969999 to publish. Since, it is my fantasy, guess who is going to make luv to u?

KUNTLVR,


rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/13/2020 6:52 pm:
I’d love for you to bring me to a Hot sticky nude beach and have me do things to turn the guys on around me, having me wear thin see through tops and my favorite daisy dukes, going for drinks in the baking sun as beads of sweat roll down my tummy...drinking exotic drinks out of coconuts and feeling the men stare at me....

looking2cumwthu 56M

9/18/2020 1:49 am

you should definitely make two boys dreams come true and get them both naked and let both them take you. u might be really surprised the energy they can give you


blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 2:36 am

TAWNY, I POSTED YOUR STORY ON SWAPFINDER. TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO WRITE THIS. NEED SOME SLEEP, CAN WE TALK IN THE MORNING BABY GIRL?

KUNTLVR,


rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/13/2020 6:55 pm:
Your bad!! Lol....did you really?? Lol

blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 2:36 am

Today is 9/182030. This is the incredible romance of Tawny and Kuntlvr.

What man would change his name legally to one so offensive to women?

One who is a lover of all women and their most intimate parts of their bodies. There is no wine

in the world, not even one worth $100,000 a bottle that can compare to the nectar of her pussy.

A woman is better than the finest wine in the world. I know, I have tasted hundreds of each.

You must open her up and let her breathe to find the perfect taste, Not too sweet, not too dry.

I once visited the California vineyards of Christian Brothers. I was enamored by a Cabernet Sauvignon.

Remember Jack Webb in Dragnet? "The names were changed to protect the innocent." In my story, her

name was changed to protect her. I am going to tell you something I have never told anyone. Everything

that happened on 9/18/2020 up until 2 am absolutely 100% true. I am a devout Christian and my hand is on my

Bible that I keep by my desk. henceforth, the story begins. I am making this up. If we could go back 10 years, I would ask

Tawny to write her own blog about how we met at 2 am on 9/18/2020.

True so far, now, the Kuntlv blogger takes over. I call myself the best in the west. You tell me when you are done. The first one who

comments to me that that they got a hardon or masturbated his cock or her pussy to orgasm win a custom set of pictures or a

custom erotic story. Back in 2020, I used to give those away. Tawny won this from me. Today, they are $10,000 apiece.

If you pay me, an extra, you get a signed autographed copy.

tawny: OMG kunt, you are incredible.

kunt: I know, why?

tawny: you compared me to a fine wine.

kunt: ok, you liked that, want to get married?

tawny: we should meet and fuck first, then yes.

kunt: meet me at Denver airport on 9/18,2020 at noon.

We will go on our honeymoon before our marriage.

Deal, deal.

The curtain rises at noon at the new Denver International airport.

The damn thing is bigger than Atlanta's.

kunt: so glad to meet to finally meet u. you are sexier than i remember.

kunt: do I still get that pussy tonight?

tawny: depends where this pussy will be sleeping tonight.

kunt: two surprises. short answer, Mauii.

tawny: loud scream. I have always wanted to go.

kunt: the other surprise is, you own part of it.

tawny: say what, fool?

kunt: remember I said if I won the lottery and 10 million I would split it with you?

tawny: do you mean to tell me I am worth $5 million? She squeezes those massive 40DD's into

my chest with a big smile that quickly fades away.

kunt: sorry BABY, NOT QUITE.

TAWNY: HOW MUCH LESS?

KUNT: NO HONEY, NOT LESS, 10 TIMES MORE,

TAWNY: FAINTING. i PLAYED WITH HER MASSIVE KNOCKERS WHILE i WAITED FOR HER TO WAKE

(YES, I KNOW THAT TERM OBJECTIFIES WOMEN, FUCK YOU, I'm RICH AND DATING THE SEXIEST

WOMAN ALIVE. SHE HAS KNOCKERS)

TAWMY: WHAT HAPPENED. DID I HAVE A DREAM?

KUNT: NO BABY GIRL, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHOW YOU YOUR NEW ATM CARD. IN MAUII, WE WILL

TRANSFER THE BALANCE TO T- BILLS.

TAWNY: HOW MUCH IS THE BALANCE.

KUNT: $50,000,000. I WON A LOTTERY FOR $250,000,000.

KUNT: DOWNPAYMENT'

CURTAIN RISES SIX MONTHS LATER, STILL IN THE NEW HOUSE IN MAUII WITH 100 ACRES

OCEANFRONT PROPERTY. TAWNY BOUGHT IT AND BUILT IT. IT INCLUDES 10 BEDROOMS, 10 BATHROOMS

, AN INDOOR POOL FOR PRIVATE ORGIES, AND TWO PROFESSION OFFICE SUITES FOR THE NEWLYWED BLOGGERS.

THEY JUST RETURNED FROM THEIR HONEYMOON OF ONE MONTH IN AUSTRALIA. tWNY WAS THREE MONTHS P

REGNANT. FOR THE FIRST TWO MONTH IN MAUII, THEY FUCKED FOUR TO FIVE TIMES A DAY. VTHE LAST SATURDAY

NIGHT OF EACH MONTH WAS ORGY NIGHT. THE FIRST ONE, THEY NEEDED TO FIND PEOPLE TO FUCK ALL WEEKEND.

AFTER THAT, AN INVITATION TO THE MONTHLY ORGY WAS WORTH MILLIONS TO SEX LOVERS LIKE KUNT.

oN THE INVITATION, IT STIPULATED, ONCE YOU AE INSIDE THE GATES MANSION GROUNDS, YOU MUST BE NAKED

WITHIN ONE HOUR AND MUST REMAIN TO UNTIL SUNDAY AT 6 PM. The invitation goes on to say that cell phones must be turned in.

Your house sitters and or babysitters will receive a text with the emergency number. You may leave any time. You may never return.

You must also sign a disclosure document never to discuss what you see here or fuck here. Finally, we will take your

cameras if we find them and destroy them. Publishing pictures of this orgy carries a $1,000,000 fine which you must agree to in writing.

Finally, the one and only rule about the orgy itself. We have spent more than 8 million on this party including a wonderful parting

gift of your choice. Suffice it to say they all have four wheels and retail over $300,000. Our one requirement of you, starting at 6

pm and going 47 hours, you will fuck on request. Any time, all the time. if there is a beautiful sexy lady and three big burly men come up

with huge rock hard boners and ask for a three in one, lay back, open your legs and smile because you have three loads of hot

kum mumming your way. if you are outside, you likely will draw a crown. The record here is (4) three in ones in a row. The young lady is still smiling.

Friends of mine say, if they find the right woman, perfect body, pussy, butthole and mouth inviting them, they will ring a bell and 24 guys will kum a

running, beating off. We expect to set a record never broken'
.

tawny: Can i be the thee in one girl?

kunt: you will have kum from head to toe for 4-6 hourrs.

tawny: oooh, can't wait.

kunt: Turn around baby girl. The new queen of the Mauii three in one is about to claim

her title and a $10,000,000 gift card for shopping in Paris. See the circle of 12 guys sucking each other hard right over there?

tawny: oh kunt, for me?

kunt: yes, baby girl

Curtain four rises. kuntlvr is alone in the California house. (fade in Sept 18, 2030.

10 years to the day kunt first met her beautiful brain and awesome tits on Swapfinder.)

First person,, final.

"haven't seen tawny in five years. She divorced me, took the twins, 3, and left."

"she has more money than she could ever spend, she took most of mine"

sex blogger: two final questions?

KUNT: TWO AND THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.

BLOGGER: Mr. Kuntlvr, are you happy?

KUNT: that has two answers, you are done.

1, I am happy cause if fuck every night men and women but rest on Sunday.

2. I was married to Tawny for 5 years, , you stupid bastard, did you read this fucking story???????????????????

KUNTLVR,


blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 2:37 am

THE BLOGG HA HER PIX. I STOLE THEM.

KUNTLVR,


wanttodoall2 61M
111 posts
9/18/2020 4:38 am

It is not a bad thing to tease the boys. I wish when I was there age a hot sexy woman like yourself would have done that for me. Keep teasing and then go for it honey, you may get that extra special package you're hunting. Thanks for the pics, for hot and gorgeous


rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/13/2020 9:10 pm:
I’m responding to you because your making me tingle... I’d love to hear more from you babe? If you don’t mind that is? Would it help if I said please??

profcoquin27bis 56M
3457 posts
9/18/2020 5:59 am

Splendid pic, hi from a french voyeur, i would be your only one neighbor


rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/14/2020 3:15 am:
So what Are you saying? Would you watch me and stroke your cock babe? That would be exciting for me...yummy!

blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 8:35 am

Tawny, baby girl, I nearly died this morning.
you have bloggs and custom pix to look at. Play with your pussy for me, please.

KUNTLVR,


rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/13/2020 9:19 pm:
Something inside me wants to do exactly what you ask of me? I’m so turned on by you and all the erotic sexy words you leave all over my blog...I love saying ‘please’...please don’t stop k love? Please tell me just how badly you need to meet with your baby girl? I want to surprise you in so many ways, I mean that....I’d love to spend a weekend in a hotel showing you endless pleasure and doing all the things you fantasize about...all the things you want of me...and my body.
I’m burning inside my thighs...It’s really intense wondering what you would ask of me lover???!!!!!

blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 9:01 am

TRUE STORY FROM MADDOG1995 "AdultFriendFinder SAVED MY LIFE!"


By Themaddog1995 63 M
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WELL, JAKEDOG 1954 DID. I HAVE BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND I FIND ONE IN MY OWN BACKYARD AND HE, WITHOUT KNOWING IT, SAVES MY LIFE. WELL, HE AND GOD. OR BETTER, GOD AND JAKE.
yOU MUST KNOW THAT EVEN KNOW IA M A SEX BLOGGER, I AM A DEVOUT Christian. I am typing with my left hand so my right hand can be on my Bible.
maybe it is because we share the name "dog". Maybe it is because something I wrote touched his heart.
Here we go. I was awake all night writing my George Bush 911 stories (true story, hand on the Bible.). I am a diabetic. At 6 am, i took my regular dose of insulin.
I should have eaten breakfast by 7 am. I fell asleep and woke at 9:40. I was 2 hours and 40 minutes late getting breakfast and I had started into a diabetic coma that would have ended my life.
Since God can't talk on the phone, he told Jake to tip me so that an alarm would go off on my computer and wake me. (Bible).
I think these blogs are time coded. It is 10:20 am cst. The safest place a diabetic can be is in his home. That is where the testing equipment is and that is wher my safe foods are.
Here we go: (Bible again)
9:40, blood sugar at 47. Record lifetime low.
9:35 am cst toast with butter and jelly, waffles with butter and syrup, apple juice.''
10:20 am 203,
God and Jakedog1954, a 63 year old man from Council Bluffs , Ia, about 20 miles from me, used a worldwide network AdultFriendFinder, to save my life accidentally. God told him to tip me 132 points because i had asked for it earlier in the George Bush stories. Some of those stories are on AdultFriendFinder and some are on another network.. As God is my witness (Bible) this was and is true.
Thank you god, JakeandAFF.
Do you know how it is lucky to tip a waitress and pit boss in Vegas.?
I say it is luck to tip someone who just had his life saved.
In closing, if you believe this story (and you should), tell me by tipping me. 50 to 100 will tell me you believe.
For those of you who doubt my word, my god and my Bible. Fuck you. Say hello to my best erotic star. Charisse. Sorry, caught her naked.

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blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 9:03 am

TAWNY, PLEASE LISTEN.

MADDOG1995

KUNTLVR

BLOGG969999

CAN YOU KDEP A SECRET? THEY ARE ALL ME.

KUNTLVR,


blog969999 41M/52F
220 posts
9/18/2020 11:26 am

I HAVE A PROBLEM. I FEEL I AM FALLING IN LOVE.

KUNTLVR,


rm_tawnybutt replies on 9/20/2020 2:58 am:
Awwww are you really?? Tell me more hun?

rm_tawnybutt 42F
53 posts
10/13/2020 2:21 pm

Come on see me out the lake...


profcoquin27bis 56M
3457 posts
10/14/2020 5:17 am

rm_tawnybutt replies on 10/14/2020 11:15 am:
So what Are you saying? Would you watch me and stroke your cock babe? That would be exciting for me...yummy!

oooooooh yeesssssss i want !!


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