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An Italian Joke (But it would apply to anyone)  

rrjunkie2017 85M
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8/19/2018 1:50 pm
An Italian Joke (But it would apply to anyone)

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the<b> wedding </font></b>invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo... And behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law put down his
shotgun and hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our . Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

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