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"It all started in the garden."  

scoupe42 57M  
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12/21/2018 3:41 am

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12/26/2018 7:37 am

"It all started in the garden."

Woman can make us feel like we are the greatest thing since the automobile. They can make us their puppets, and even in the begging of time they got us to do what they wanted. I can imagine Adam and Eve in the garden! Adam walking around hoping for the day Eve would give him sex. He walking around and his dick is hard as "Chinese Arithmetic"! One day God came by and mentioned to Adam, and mentioned to Adam not to eat the forbidden fruit.

God told Adam, even if Eve take a bite, you still don't. You two are on the same level, but if you partake in the eating of the fruit, women would have dominance over men, and you would lose your paradise, and all good in this world would be gone. She would be tempted by a Serpent, he would get her to influence you too, but all you have to do is not to partake in eating.

I can imagine, Eve was the bomb! Built like a Motherfucker! Her measures was 44DD, 28in waist and a ghetto booty, of 38. She also was a dime! So the serpent came to Eve as a "Big ass snake". He convince Eve to go to the tree and eat the fruit, and get Adam to take a bite of the Apple, too. Eve said to the "Big ass snake", how can I convince him to eat the fruit?

The Serpent said, Girl, work that body! Bounce them big ass titties, and shake that firm round ass of yours! You'll be able to get Adam to do anything you want! Adam walk up to Eve, while she grab the fruit off the tree. She took a bite, and asked him to. At first he said , no! He also said, don't listen to that big ass snake, he's no good! Eve protected the snake, and start to flaunt her body.

By this time, Adam's dick was so hard, he could had broken a diamond with it! He wanted her bad! She told him, if he takes a bite, she would be his! Of course, Adam a man, and he took a bit, and got to be intimate with Eve. But he paid a hefty price for the sex he got from Eve, it show weakness in men. Eve bodacious body was Adam's Kryptonite!

I dated a woman who live 40min away, when she wanted something, she would call me. Day or night, I would get some sex, but it cost me. I bought the liquor of her choices and carton and carton of cigarettes and I don't even smoke! Times, I was broke. I avoid visiting her, because the times, I visited her, I had to spend money on something, weather we was intimate or not.

I have a friend who loves a woman of the streets, he told me, Drew, I dicked her down! But she's the same woman, that when she was mad at him, she called him a "minute man"! She said, Uncle Ben's rice, that cook 90 seconds in the microware last longer than him. But when she's in need, she'll stroke his ego, and tell him "no one doe's it better"!

My friend thinks he's a fucking machine! She live in a rural part of town and live in a room, which she got to pay daily. Over $100 a week, on her behalf, there are times she treat him like crap. He has no clue he's being played, and he think she's in love with him. "It all started in the garden". Women are smart and know get their way with us.

Joke: One person asked the other person, what was the first words, Eve said when she saw Adam? The other person said, "hmmm, that a hard one! The first person said, correct answer!

sweet_VM 62F
80988 posts
12/25/2018 8:57 pm

Awesome post hugs V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm

scoupe42 replies on 12/26/2018 7:36 am:
Hi my friend, thx for viewing

Tmptrzz 57F
81984 posts
12/21/2018 5:00 pm

I have never heard of a dick being able to cut a diamond my friend. But I have heard of nipples cutting through glass before...

You know some men just think they are "FUCKING MACHINES" but I am wondering if the women they fuck would agree lol.. Your a wonderful man my friend and I am sure the ladies just love that your so honest and you treat them with respect. And that is what makes a good man.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!

scoupe42 replies on 12/21/2018 6:50 pm:
Hi my friend, Naw,It was a dick so hard It could break a diamond! Just a joke. My friend I appreciate you, glad you my friend and as always thx for the kind words!

Isttime4us 60M/60F
137 posts
12/21/2018 9:24 am

You hit the nail on the head! The woman instinctively knows how to manipulate the man ! It's very obvious by observing this site !

scoupe42 replies on 12/21/2018 9:29 am:
When it come to women, I admit I cuckoo cuckoo for cocoa puff for them!

shaheen6060 29M
36 posts
12/21/2018 5:49 am

good story

scoupe42 replies on 12/21/2018 9:25 am:
Thx for viewing!

txslowpoke 66M  
2517 posts
12/21/2018 5:39 am

you got the part wrong about what eve said.. when adam got hard for the 1st time he said " You better stand back, i dont know how big this SOB is going to get"

scoupe42 replies on 12/21/2018 6:31 am:
Good one! Thx for viewing

Naughtypursuit 52F  
2598 posts
12/21/2018 5:20 am

I think there are just as many men out there that play the same role. I know I have met them...lol

scoupe42 replies on 12/21/2018 6:31 am:
Hi my friend, your right. I knew this lady on the system, met a guy and she told me she end of paying a months rent for him.

author51 57F  
96506 posts
12/21/2018 4:46 am

Times have changed and this Eve does things for herself and has sex with herself too...lol. I never ask men for help unless I need an item moved that weighs heavier than I do... Good post hun.. You had me at Bismati rice though as I love it...lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

scoupe42 replies on 12/21/2018 5:09 am:
Hi my friend, thx for viewing and feedback

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