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Another riveting Saturday night at the complex....  

secret_lade 47F
14046 posts
2/13/2021 3:04 pm
Another riveting Saturday night at the complex....

Tensions are as a new White Trash Baby Mama has moved in next door!

The hallway smells like pot, her rug rats trample through her apartment non stop 24-7, and she has ALSO decided she is the new owner of the handicap parking spot.

Mrs. Wolowitz is having no part of that!

This could be a new reality series....

Parking Spot Wars

Who will be the victor?? Who will have to walk an additional ten feet to get into the building???

It's anybody's guess!!!

Personally, since neither of them have a handicap plate, I don't think either of them should be parking there.

But, I digress....

In other news, the on-again / off-again relationship between Apartment Complex Stud and his wife appears to be off-again once more. I was actually pretty certain he was evicted last month when I saw the eviction notice taped to his door.

Yet, he still remains!

He's got the 9 lives of apartments.....

fairly certain this is the THIRD time I've thought he was gone to have him rise back up from the dead, like a tattooed phoenix in a rusty black truck, hitting on<b> chicks </font></b>in the parking lot and asking strangers how they like his truck.

It's a mystery.

As for yours truly, it's the same old, same old. I actually feel pretty good a the moment right now, though....

Spent the pampering myself a little. Charcoal mask, foot creams, white sand, sugar scrub in the shower from head to toe... A nice long soak in the tub.

Just what I needed, I think

I haven't been feeling all that good about myself today, it would have been my 19th wedding anniversary if I were still married.

In an odd twist of events, my ex husband actually asked on a date for tonight.

Some things just aren't meant to be, and that's one of them, so I said no. I can't keep making all those same mistakes over and over again.

For now, I'll settle for a nice Saturday in, smelling like coconut and cucumber, watching gritty crime shows with the kitty.



BiggLala 49F  
30144 posts
2/14/2021 3:19 pm

to have him rise back up from the dead, like a tattooed phoenix in a rusty black truck, hitting on chicks in the parking lot and asking strangers how they like his truck
-THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!! One of the best things I've read in the blogs for a long while now.

I never really watched the show, but that sounds like a character from King of the Hill.

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secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 2:02 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    The stud was probably hoping to get lucky on Valentine's Day
He's pretty popular with the ladies... It's a good possibility. Perhaps he'll hook up with the new Baby Mamma.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 2:00 pm

    Quoting thinkingofyou12:
    Happy Valentines Day!

    My ex and I married on February 29th, so I have fewer anniversaries to celebrate.
Smart man!! Happy Valentines Day to you too!


citizen4722 63M  
73580 posts
2/14/2021 1:46 pm

The stud was probably hoping to get lucky on Valentine's Day


thinkingofyou12 65M
3934 posts
2/14/2021 7:48 am

Happy Valentines Day!

My ex and I married on February 29th, so I have fewer anniversaries to celebrate.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 5:45 am

    Quoting 1bighammer1000:
    Ha ha makes me glad my closes neighbor is a quarter of a mile away, and yes that's to close.
Lately... I've been kinda longing for a place with no neighbors.


1bighammer1000 56M
4230 posts
2/14/2021 3:41 am

Ha ha makes me glad my closes neighbor is a quarter of a mile away, and yes that's to close.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:52 am

    Quoting JennyRoseA1:
    I was also married on a Wednesday and it lasted 45 years
You must have married young!


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:50 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    You married on a Wednesday?

    While you might still have some mourning over the failure, has your life been better since you have divorced. It seems that you are at least civil with your ex-husband. And you Spawn gives you joy as well.

    You are valuable to many. Feel good about yourself.
We got married in Las Vegas. We had already been living together for 8 years and had a 7 year old son. These were my happy years.... He'd cleaned up his act for a while and stopped drinking for a few years, it wasn't meant to be though.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:39 am

    Quoting  :

Yah, the moment I saw that meme, I thought.... That's totally my cat. Lol


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:36 am

    Quoting 911curly:
    Makes me not miss apartment life .
When I had good neighbors it wasn't all that bad..... I miss those days.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:33 am

    Quoting SingleInGR:
    Oh how I remember apartment life and the drama and fun or torture it can be.

    Sometimes I miss the friends I had in my hall and then again, I don't miss the morons that moved in like the one you mentioned and all the bs that came with them.

    ugh.

    I have a peeve with people parking in handicap spaces that do not have a license or card to do so , so I just take a photo and call the police and make a report and they usually send out someone to give them a nice $200.00 ticket ..
    lol

    I am glad however that you managed to pamper yourself today and that maybe you are feeling refreshed and better for it.

    As for the ex asking about a date, I would have said no also ... good for you and your willpower ... I always think that ex's are ex's for a reason.

    Have a pleasant and peaceful evening.
Didn't take much willpower.... The reasons I divorced him are still present. He is still an alcoholic, he is still only concerned about himself, and he's still controlling. Only now, he's gotten old and is not aging well. Even more reason to say no.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:28 am

    Quoting topherific:
    i wish to smell you all squeaky clean and cocnutty
You do...


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:23 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I have some sugar scrub I've been using that I really like. I was making salt scrub, but it's a little harsh if you have any skin irritation. The sugar doesn't sting. I need to add some fragrance to it...maybe some lemongrass or cranberry woods (spicy).
Today I used my soothing cucumber products, the body cream has coconut oil in it as well. On my feet I used a different white sand scrub, though. I worked at Bath and Body for a few years so I have SO much product, I've got something for literally everything.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/14/2021 12:16 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    Better ok and alone than together and unhappy! I feel your pain! You adopted the cat, not the other way around!!! And Happy Valentines day also!!!
I agree,better ok and alone. Besides, I've got the kitty now, I'm never really alone. Lol. She's always underfoot.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/13/2021 11:58 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    Ugh, I had a friend who lived in what she called a co-op but it was like an apartment to me. One day I was laughing and she shushed me, pointing to the wall and saying how it was paper thin. I can't imagine paying property taxes and not being able to laugh as loud as I wanted to! White Trash Baby Mama sounds like the last person you want for a neighbor.
Believe it or not, I got a complaint from Wolowitz, so I stopped by the managers office and invited her up to put that shit to rest. She's already taken care of the pot thing and the complaint was removed when she saw the noise was coming from next door. Fucking Wo!owitz!! I did get a compliment on my cute apartment, though. Bonus!


hippiechick1967 57F
13154 posts
2/13/2021 8:19 pm

Ugh, I had a friend who lived in what she called a co-op but it was like an apartment to me. One day I was laughing and she shushed me, pointing to the wall and saying how it was paper thin. I can't imagine paying property taxes and not being able to laugh as loud as I wanted to! White Trash Baby Mama sounds like the last person you want for a neighbor.

Elevate me...


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7866 posts
2/13/2021 6:33 pm

Better ok and alone than together and unhappy! I feel your pain! You adopted the cat, not the other way around!!! And Happy Valentines day also!!!


pagancountrygirl 64F
6228 posts
2/13/2021 6:24 pm

I have some sugar scrub I've been using that I really like. I was making salt scrub, but it's a little harsh if you have any skin irritation. The sugar doesn't sting. I need to add some fragrance to it...maybe some lemongrass or cranberry woods (spicy).

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


JennyRoseA1 66F

2/13/2021 6:21 pm

I was also married on a Wednesday and it lasted 45 years


topherific 59M  
5153 posts
2/13/2021 5:10 pm

i wish to smell you all squeaky clean and cocnutty


SingleInGR 53M
352 posts
2/13/2021 4:27 pm

Oh how I remember apartment life and the drama and fun or torture it can be.

Sometimes I miss the friends I had in my hall and then again, I don't miss the morons that moved in like the one you mentioned and all the bs that came with them.

ugh.

I have a peeve with people parking in handicap spaces that do not have a license or card to do so , so I just take a photo and call the police and make a report and they usually send out someone to give them a nice $200.00 ticket ..
lol

I am glad however that you managed to pamper yourself today and that maybe you are feeling refreshed and better for it.

As for the ex asking about a date, I would have said no also ... good for you and your willpower ... I always think that ex's are ex's for a reason.

Have a pleasant and peaceful evening.


911curly 71M/69F
144 posts
2/13/2021 4:24 pm

Makes me not miss apartment life .


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/13/2021 4:21 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    You have more fun with your neighbors than I do. That will change once I start dating again. I will be in the humor mill again. I am glad you spent some time for yourself today.
I miss the days when I had boring, quiet neighbors. I miss them a lot.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/13/2021 4:20 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Handicapped is a state of mind - isn't it? 🤔
    You smell like that Polynesian buffet I used to go to. They had pineapple ribs that were to die for. 😎 ❗ ❗
Yummmmm..... Pineapple ribs!!


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/13/2021 4:19 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Dang, this makes me miss apartment complexes, with all the drama and the bleach bottle Mamas.
It gets old quick... Believe me. Even as I comment, the Wolowitzes are slamming their front door and yelling at someone in the hallway. That may be her only more of communication.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/13/2021 4:14 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    It's the makins of a TV sitcom...
It really is!


bbuckwwheat 62M
6187 posts
2/13/2021 3:57 pm

You married on a Wednesday?

While you might still have some mourning over the failure, has your life been better since you have divorced. It seems that you are at least civil with your ex-husband. And you Spawn gives you joy as well.

You are valuable to many. Feel good about yourself.

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Fayette, Iowa


benard69 64M/64F  
6213 posts
2/13/2021 3:50 pm

It's the makins of a TV sitcom...


mc_justmc 61M  
6854 posts
2/13/2021 3:43 pm

Dang, this makes me miss apartment complexes, with all the drama and the bleach bottle Mamas.


Paulxx001 64M  
21959 posts
2/13/2021 3:42 pm

Handicapped is a state of mind - isn't it? 🤔
You smell like that Polynesian buffet I used to go to. They had pineapple ribs that were to die for. 😎 ❗ ❗


flannel_light 59F  
4221 posts
2/13/2021 3:18 pm

You have more fun with your neighbors than I do. That will change once I start dating again. I will be in the humor mill again. I am glad you spent some time for yourself today.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


secret_lade 47F
8812 posts
2/13/2021 3:07 pm

Happy Saturday!


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