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Death by Pumpkin Seed  

secret_lade 46F
10652 posts
10/26/2020 3:53 pm
Death by Pumpkin Seed


Yes, I'm that weird freak that likes eat pumpkin seeds.

The salt.... The crisp bark texture.... The razor sharp shards of seed embedded between your teeth....

Who wouldn't LOVE eat pumpkin seeds?!?

Deputy Don carved pumpkins with his munchkin last week, roasting the seeds bring work and give away.

I was munching away on them in my office this morning when my Work BFF stopped by my office to chat.

One thing led to another and I wound up laughing my ass off, pumpkin seed debris slowly filtering into my lungs, blocking off my airways.

"Holy crap..." cough, cough, cough, "I think I inhaled a pumpkin seed!"

"Are you going to be ok?" Hard slap to my back, pretty sure I saw stars.

"Jesus, you almost slapped my mask off...." Hack, cough, gasp.

"Holy shit, drink some of this water." A half empty bottle of water appeared out of nowhere, I took a sip.

"Ugh!! Where did that come from?? I think I'm good now, I swallowed the seed."

"It was on your desk, it's yours, isn't it?"

Um, yah.... It was NOT my water. I have no idea where it even came from.

"Oh, good God... I have no idea where that water came from."

More laughter from the of us....

"If I wind up calling in sick tomorrow, you'll know why."

Here's to death by pumpkin seed and mysterious water!

Happy Monday!

secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 4:31 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Stay clear of pumpkin seeds....just eat the pumpkin!
Believe me, I have been! LOL Then again, I ate them all....


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 4:30 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I bought a sugar pumpkin to make pie. I cant wait to roast the seeds
I've never made a pumpkin pie from scratch! I'm sure it tastes infinitely better when crafted from scratch!


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 4:28 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Yikes! That went downhill fast.
Tell me about it!


citizen4722 63M  
70858 posts
10/27/2020 10:30 am

Stay clear of pumpkin seeds....just eat the pumpkin!


pocogato12 68F  
36398 posts
10/27/2020 9:17 am

I bought a sugar pumpkin to make pie. I cant wait to roast the seeds

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mc_justmc 60M  
6553 posts
10/27/2020 2:55 am

Yikes! That went downhill fast.


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 1:41 am

    Quoting Fuklikedogs:
    Comical....well for me anyways. Hope you’re ok
Everything but my pride is A-Ok! LOL Those pesky lil hulls are pretty irritating once they make it down the wrong pipe.


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 1:39 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    that was a close call

    glad it worked out

    Devendra Banhart - "Pumpkin Seeds"

    Oh
    There's a lot of love, but not the kind I need
    Haveya ever made soup-out-of pumpkin seeds
    There's a lot of skin and flesh I never should have seen
    There's too many half-ways-in-betweens. there's a lot of stays, I think I wish I'd done
    There's a lot of leaves my true love gave to me
    There's a lot of birds that people like to draw
    There's a lot of sees, I wish I never saw.
You have a song for everything.... Even pumpkin seeds! LOL Amazing!


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 1:38 am

    Quoting jolielaide:
    love pepitas and the saltbut i skip the shells
These were actually super tiny so the shells were not that bad.... Deputy Don had roasted them in some brown sugar and salt mixture, they were fricking amazing.


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/27/2020 1:37 am

    Quoting eyesgazer:
    Wow, scary situation! Glad all worked out.
More embarrassing than scary.... If I hadn't been laughing like a crazy woman I wouldn't have inhaled the pumpkin seed debris. LOL


eyesgazer 64M

10/26/2020 11:46 pm

Wow, scary situation! Glad all worked out.


jolielaide 49F  
1581 posts
10/26/2020 11:37 pm

love pepitas and the saltbut i skip the shells


easy_going2014 54M
14366 posts
10/26/2020 7:39 pm

that was a close call

glad it worked out

Devendra Banhart - "Pumpkin Seeds"

Oh
There's a lot of love, but not the kind I need
Haveya ever made soup-out-of pumpkin seeds
There's a lot of skin and flesh I never should have seen
There's too many half-ways-in-betweens. there's a lot of stays, I think I wish I'd done
There's a lot of leaves my true love gave to me
There's a lot of birds that people like to draw
There's a lot of sees, I wish I never saw.

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Fuklikedogs 49M
2616 posts
10/26/2020 6:34 pm

Comical....well for me anyways. Hope you’re ok


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/26/2020 6:07 pm

    Quoting  :

It's good to know I'm not the only one who likes them!


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/26/2020 6:03 pm

    Quoting topherific:
    yikes! hoping you're alright in the morning
I think I scratched my uvula... But other than that, good as new.


secret_lade 46F
6724 posts
10/26/2020 6:02 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Choking is bad.
    Breathing is better.
    Haven't had those seeds in years. 🤔 ❗❗
I only eat them around halloween.... They're so addicting, I'm not even sure why. It's like chewing on sawdust.... You end up with pumpkin seed lung by the time halloween is done.


Paulxx001 64M
18805 posts
10/26/2020 5:40 pm

Choking is bad.
Breathing is better.
Haven't had those seeds in years. 🤔 ❗❗


topherific 58M
4893 posts
10/26/2020 5:34 pm

yikes! hoping you're alright in the morning


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