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Embarrassing Moment Number 930  

secret_lade 47F
14090 posts
9/30/2021 5:38 pm
Embarrassing Moment Number 930


The Spawn and I were sitting in the car at the end of the driveway waiting for her bus arrive when I thought I had cough.

Instead, I nearly spit a lung with a chest crushing, phlegm rattled hacking fit.

"What was that about?"

" My God! I think I peed a little!"

I started pulling the car back the house....

"Where are we going? How much did you pee?!?"

"A little."

The Spawn started laughing I hopped out of the car head inside and change my panties.

"You wait until you're old and have had ."

I can't wait until you nearly<b> piss </font></b>your pants every time you sneeze or cough.....

Ugh!

Happy Thursday!

secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/6/2021 1:13 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Errrmmm, McLade..........you do realise that people would pay a fortune for those knickers, dontchya?!?!
Yikes! I did not. LOL Ew....


lindoboy100 58M
23886 posts
10/4/2021 9:19 am

Errrmmm, McLade..........you do realise that people would pay a fortune for those knickers, dontchya?!?!


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 7:15 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Sigh! Peeing your pants is one of the perks of getting old
Time to just throw in the towel and buy the Depends.... LOL


citizen4722 63M  
73536 posts
10/2/2021 12:58 pm

Sigh! Peeing your pants is one of the perks of getting old


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:58 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    You should have told your daughter all the accidents that she probably had in her younger days!
I should have.


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:57 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Perfect excuse to stop wearing panties!!!
I've been looking for one, now I have one!


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:56 am

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    Embarassing moment for sure. But children can be unmerciful when it comes to teasing about moments like that. Good luck, I hope you have lots of patience!
She's definitely a rotten little stinker, but I've learned how to be rotten in return. It's becoming a game with us now. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:55 am

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    If you are only on "Embarassing Moment Number 930", you've really been doing well. My number is somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000!
My actual number is way in the millions.... LOL I always use the date for my number. This embarrassing moment happened on September 30.


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:53 am

    Quoting Weeload2:
    Lucky it was close to home. Just imagine if it happened farther down the road and you never had a spare pair tucked into a ziplock bag in the glove box. I can see it already, Pair of panties flapping from the car's outside mirror so they will dry while you finish your road trip and stop to slip them back on when they are dried out LOL

    ~Wee~

Oh my... Ha ha ha ha That's quite the visual.


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:52 am

    Quoting bustinout20202:
    Okay, not gonna lie...I peed a little just reading this and the comments...LOL!

    Coughing, sneezing, laughing, sit to standing, cold air hitting the who-ha. Yep...getting old sucks!
It truly does.... But as long as I get up on the right side of the soil, I consider myself lucky!


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/2/2021 4:51 am

    Quoting benard69:
    On the plus side you're still alive to dribble...lol
True, True! Silver linings!!


benard69 63M/63F  
6212 posts
10/1/2021 8:16 am

On the plus side you're still alive to dribble...lol


bustinout20202 64F  
932 posts
10/1/2021 7:44 am

Okay, not gonna lie...I peed a little just reading this and the comments...LOL!

Coughing, sneezing, laughing, sit to standing, cold air hitting the who-ha. Yep...getting old sucks!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


Weeload2 58M
807 posts
10/1/2021 5:49 am

Lucky it was close to home. Just imagine if it happened farther down the road and you never had a spare pair tucked into a ziplock bag in the glove box. I can see it already, Pair of panties flapping from the car's outside mirror so they will dry while you finish your road trip and stop to slip them back on when they are dried out LOL

~Wee~


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Erogedyne 69M
924 posts
10/1/2021 4:47 am

If you are only on "Embarassing Moment Number 930", you've really been doing well. My number is somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000!


Erogedyne 69M
924 posts
10/1/2021 4:43 am

Embarassing moment for sure. But children can be unmerciful when it comes to teasing about moments like that. Good luck, I hope you have lots of patience!


mc_justmc 61M  
6846 posts
10/1/2021 4:12 am

Perfect excuse to stop wearing panties!!!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/1/2021 3:54 am

You should have told your daughter all the accidents that she probably had in her younger days!


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:58 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    I won't go into details but I will say that I have a recurring cough that causes me to not pee but do something in the opposite vicinity. ..yeah being old sucks lol
Yikes! Being old does suck.


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:57 am

    Quoting Sakwes77:
    Liners don't help? Just a thought.

    Several of the ladies I know wear liners for that very reason. No bid deal, just part of getting older.

    In all honesty I think it's kinda hot. After all I do love a wet * * * * * *

    I'm only partly kidding. I'm sure it must be horribly embarrassing, but I don't see why it needs to be. It is after all, entirely natural.
I don't use them regularly because stuff like this only happens on occasion. I may need to revisit that notion... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:50 am

Yep! It certainly is.


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:49 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    At least she didn't give you a package of Depends for your 40th birthday. That's what I did to my sister on her 40th.
    Now there are times when I wish she had given them back....
    (in my defense...it was one of THOSE kinds of B-day parties and we all did that to her!)
My 40th birthday was kind of a tough one on me, I would have cried! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:48 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    No matter what we do Life rolls on, but we must never let it run over us!
Very true, very true!


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:47 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    oh there are so man times a fart is not a fart lately
    and then there the long drive home you pull into the driveway and you got to go.
    but between you and that bathroom is a set of stairs, a locked door, three crazy dogs that has not seen you in three days. the last is that string that is tied to hold up your sweat pants that now don't want to untie. so you just suck in the stomach and pull them down as you sit on the bowl and say YES.
That's quite the obstacle course between your car and the toilet! LOL They could make that a Ultimate Ninja Warrior challenge! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:44 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I would call that a "dependable" moment!
I would too!


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
10/1/2021 2:44 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm...
    Well...
    I guess it's a good thing something ELSE, didn't pop out. 😮

    See your turkeys today? 🤔
    None, on my trails! 👍 😊
I did not see the turkeys! I was actually a little bummed.... It was pretty foggy and seemed darker than normal yesterday morning, I just assumed they weren't up and moving just yet. We'll see what happens this morning!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2230 posts
10/1/2021 12:20 am

I won't go into details but I will say that I have a recurring cough that causes me to not pee but do something in the opposite vicinity. ..yeah being old sucks lol

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


Sakwes77 67M
141 posts
9/30/2021 10:40 pm

Liners don't help? Just a thought.

Several of the ladies I know wear liners for that very reason. No bid deal, just part of getting older.

In all honesty I think it's kinda hot. After all I do love a wet * * * * * *

I'm only partly kidding. I'm sure it must be horribly embarrassing, but I don't see why it needs to be. It is after all, entirely natural.


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7853 posts
9/30/2021 9:32 pm

It's a thing called life!!!!


pagancountrygirl 64F
6217 posts
9/30/2021 8:56 pm

At least she didn't give you a package of Depends for your 40th birthday. That's what I did to my sister on her 40th.
Now there are times when I wish she had given them back....
(in my defense...it was one of THOSE kinds of B-day parties and we all did that to her!)

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Mnoc1022 40M

9/30/2021 8:48 pm

Let's have some fun


ltrskr 73M  
5067 posts
9/30/2021 7:55 pm

No matter what we do Life rolls on, but we must never let it run over us!


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6219 posts
9/30/2021 6:37 pm

oh there are so man times a fart is not a fart lately
and then there the long drive home you pull into the driveway and you got to go.
but between you and that bathroom is a set of stairs, a locked door, three crazy dogs that has not seen you in three days. the last is that string that is tied to hold up your sweat pants that now don't want to untie. so you just suck in the stomach and pull them down as you sit on the bowl and say YES.


lok4fun500 111M  
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9/30/2021 6:23 pm

I would call that a "dependable" moment!




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Paulxx001 64M
21928 posts
9/30/2021 5:49 pm

Hmmm...
Well...
I guess it's a good thing something ELSE, didn't pop out. 😮

See your turkeys today? 🤔
None, on my trails! 👍 😊


secret_lade 47F
8803 posts
9/30/2021 5:41 pm

The Spawn and I were sitting in the car at the end of the driveway waiting for her bus to arrive when I thought I had to cough.

Instead, I nearly spit up a lung with a chest crushing, phlegm rattled hacking fit.

"What was that all about?"

"Oh My God! I think I peed a little!"

I started pulling the car back up to the house....

"Where are we going? How much did you pee?!?"

"A little."

The Spawn started laughing as I hopped out of the car to head inside and change my panties.

"You wait until you're old and have had three kids."

I can't wait until you nearly piss your pants every time you sneeze or cough.....

Ugh!

Happy Thursday!


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