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How big is your pickle?  

secret_lade 47F
14086 posts
1/7/2021 5:23 pm
How big is your pickle?


I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people....

Pickle on the side.

"Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...."

It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth."

From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing.

"Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!"

I was now laughing too.

"That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big."

"It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle."

And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor.

I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again.

secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
2/4/2021 3:57 pm

Thank you, I'm glad you like.


8inch7thick 45M
16 posts
2/4/2021 3:24 pm

Great blog funny


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
2/3/2021 5:37 pm

    Quoting hangie1000:
    Jerkin' a gherkin

    Will my dill do?
Ha ha ha ha Very good!


hangie1000 64M
18 posts
2/3/2021 9:04 am

Jerkin' a gherkin

Will my dill do?


Wok2016 39M  
592 posts
1/31/2021 8:19 am

Did it explode all over the place when you bit into it?


616NSA2021 23M
13 posts
1/30/2021 7:53 pm

Nice


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/30/2021 1:49 pm

    Quoting BiSussi:
    How funny!!!!!!
    Without question the funniest thing I heard today

    You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
    I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

    You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me
glad you enjoyed!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/30/2021 1:49 pm

    Quoting stringtime666:
    lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
    what sauce was in the pickle?
No sauce... Just pickle seeds.


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/30/2021 1:47 pm

    Quoting OlBlueEyz46:
    sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

    have fun with your pickles
It was a tasty pickle! Yum! LOL


stringtime666 60M
1097 posts
1/29/2021 1:37 am

lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
what sauce was in the pickle?

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OlBlueEyz46 55M
766 posts
1/28/2021 10:58 pm

sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

have fun with your pickles


BiSussi 61F
1189 posts
1/28/2021 12:39 pm

How funny!!!!!!
Without question the funniest thing I heard today

You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me


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secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/26/2021 1:42 pm

    Quoting prems12:
    mgs me for seen my big and hard one
Hmmmm.... Might have to translate this one.


prems12 36M
2 posts
1/26/2021 5:44 am

mgs me for seen my big and hard one


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/16/2021 3:50 pm

    Quoting  :

I love pickles....


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/16/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!
You enjoy and be safe as well!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/16/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting iraduu:
    visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
It doesn't look all that hard in your pic...


iraduu 41M
3515 posts
1/16/2021 7:31 am

visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard


lonlyforlove2 79M
23041 posts
1/15/2021 7:10 pm

All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!

Be sure to check in at "Lonly's Place" you may get a smile

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secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/9/2021 5:13 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.
I certainly did!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/9/2021 5:13 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
Ha ha ha ha.... No. I ended up using a plastic knife and fork to cut it into smaller, bite sized pieces. Although, if I didn't think my churchy coworkers would get all offended, that would have been hilarious.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6220 posts
1/9/2021 2:03 pm

Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


tickles4us 59M
7261 posts
1/9/2021 6:04 am

Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.

Vive La Difference


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
A fickle pickle! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 4:04 pm

Thank you!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 4:04 pm

    Quoting  :

Oooh.... Mystery pickle! You never quite know what you're going to get!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 4:02 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!
Pickle envy... LOL


citizen4722 63M  
73536 posts
1/8/2021 9:12 am

It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle


Panman7272 53M
3 posts
1/8/2021 8:06 am

All yours for the taking!


danceswithtrees 62M
2424 posts
1/8/2021 4:26 am

my first thought was...how BIG was the jar that the pickle came in ?

Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morn coffee.


mc_justmc 61M  
6846 posts
1/8/2021 3:48 am

I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 3:32 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    my pickle is so big it can make three men proud
    and women gasp
    my pickle is so big it has made men cry
    and women quiver
    and yet... it is always just a bite short
    to finish my smoked meat sandwich
oh my.... LOL!


BMW0428 54M
32 posts
1/8/2021 3:28 am

My pickle is not to hold and taste. View my video and let me know your thoughts.


dogslife2live01 69M

1/8/2021 2:32 am

my pickle is so big it can make three men proud
and women gasp
my pickle is so big it has made men cry
and women quiver
and yet... it is always just a bite short
to finish my smoked meat sandwich

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:52 am

    Quoting bozz962:
    there is only one way to find out come see
I think I can kinda see it on your profile pic....


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:45 am

    Quoting Panman7272:
    My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
That's quite a pickle!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:43 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!
This thing was a giant dill pickle. It reminded me of the ones you see in the giant jars at the bar.


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:40 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁
Good for you!! We all need a taste of the pickle every once in a while....


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:38 am

    Quoting Skinfix:
    I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
Arlo Guthrie! I haven't heard that song in forever.... Always makes me laugh.


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:34 am

You're welcome!


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:34 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    guess a pickle can be as big as you want it.

    I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
It's not really about the size of the pickle..... More the way it's used.


secret_lade 47F
8805 posts
1/8/2021 12:30 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    So....?
    How did it taste? 🤔
It tasted like a dill pickle. It was pretty tasty, actually.


bozz962 63M
22 posts
1/7/2021 7:24 pm

there is only one way to find out come see


Panman7272 53M
3 posts
1/7/2021 7:13 pm

My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..


Skinfix 76M
180 posts
1/7/2021 7:12 pm

    Quoting Cornflake_Girl_:
    Look, you are only going to get idiotic replies from retarded bed wetting men with minds like smashed potatoes on here.🤔
Or an idiotic reply from you.


benard69 64M/64F  
6212 posts
1/7/2021 6:55 pm

Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!


flannel_light 59F  
4209 posts
1/7/2021 6:48 pm

I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Skinfix 76M
180 posts
1/7/2021 6:47 pm

I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.


Cornflake_Girl_ 36F  
496 posts
1/7/2021 6:41 pm

Look, you are only going to get idiotic replies from retarded bed wetting men with minds like smashed potatoes on here.🤔


YellaNation 47M  
1 post
1/7/2021 6:00 pm

lmfaooooo


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6223 posts
1/7/2021 5:45 pm

guess a pickle can be as big as you want it.

I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.


Paulxx001 64M
21930 posts
1/7/2021 5:38 pm

So....?
How did it taste? 🤔


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