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Is that a woman crouched in the woods over there?!?  

secret_lade 46F
5253 posts
4/28/2020 5:25 pm
Is that a woman crouched in the woods over there?!?


Or, did I drink too much water bottle wine on my walk tonight?

The Spawn and I were walking on the path tonight when I caught a glimmer of something from the corner of my eye.

Was it a bird? A shadow?? A piece of debris blowing in the wind???

Nope!

It was a woman sketchily crouching on the other side of the tree line watching the Spawn and I as we walked past.

Now, if that didn't make me feel secure, I don't know what will!

She was gone when we made our way back through, every scary movie I had ever watched in my entire life had managed to resurface in the back of my mind.

Thankfully I lived to tell the tale!

pagancountrygirl 62F
5183 posts
4/29/2020 5:52 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Peeping McSketchy! Love it! LOL I have 1 piece of left over lasagna in the fridge.... It's all yours if you want it.
Hey...wait! I thought that piece of lasagna was mine!
Guess that's what I get for waiting too long to come to dinner.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/29/2020 4:47 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Sounds highly suspicious. You should have asked her what she was doing and if she needed help. lol Maybe she was digging up her stash of toilet paper she hid out there a few weeks ago.
Oh my.... Ha ha ha.... a secret underground cellar full of TP.


pagancountrygirl 62F
5183 posts
4/29/2020 4:21 pm

Sounds highly suspicious. You should have asked her what she was doing and if she needed help. lol Maybe she was digging up her stash of toilet paper she hid out there a few weeks ago.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/29/2020 4:01 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    You would have to read my moon post.
Heading over to read it right now...


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/29/2020 4:00 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    That was no woman, that was me!!!! Just call me Peeping McSketchy. With my hair down and my newly acquired "stay at home" moobs I'm often mistaken for a woman. So, got any leftover Lasagna?
Peeping McSketchy! Love it! LOL I have 1 piece of left over lasagna in the fridge.... It's all yours if you want it.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/29/2020 3:57 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    No, no McLade, she was just crouching down to do a jobby, you surprised her which is why she was looking a bit guilty! Panic averted!
Crouching down to do a jobby... Sounds WAY more acceptable than squatting down to piss. LOL


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/29/2020 3:56 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    As she crouched behind the the tree, she watched the couple walking towards her, as her fingers slide into her jeans....
    Oh, sorry wrong blog, been confined tooooo long....LOL!
    I never go out without my little friend.......
That totally made me laugh... LOL I think we've all been confined too long.


tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/29/2020 9:10 am

You would have to read my moon post.

Vive La Difference


mc_justmc 60M
6152 posts
4/29/2020 5:46 am

That was no woman, that was me!!!! Just call me Peeping McSketchy. With my hair down and my newly acquired "stay at home" moobs I'm often mistaken for a woman. So, got any leftover Lasagna?


lindoboy100 57M
21302 posts
4/29/2020 4:20 am

No, no McLade, she was just crouching down to do a jobby, you surprised her which is why she was looking a bit guilty! Panic averted!

Pull ma finger.........


ltrskr 72M  
4270 posts
4/29/2020 1:21 am

As she crouched behind the the tree, she watched the couple walking towards her, as her fingers slide into her jeans....
Oh, sorry wrong blog, been confined tooooo long....LOL!
I never go out without my little friend.......


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:48 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Maybe she drank too much water bottle wine...is that a new brand?

    You may want to bring a spare chuck of that lasagna with you on your next walk. You can throw it to distract her if needed, after all who can pass by free lasagna?
I was drinking grape crystal light. Lol. My daughter told me it looked like wine, the bottle itself has a yellow hue to it, so it became a running joke for us. True story, there was no lasagna left after dinner last night. Between the spawn and middle son, they ate it all.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:43 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I can verify his alibi... I saw him trying to sell me an orbiter at the time of the alleged walking peeping incident and he did offer me a Corona but I was eating moon pies.
Wth is an orbiter?? Lol


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:41 pm

    Quoting 60satisfaction:
    Tell me, who here doesn't enjoy letting it all hang out from time to time?
Very true, very true. I just prefer to do it on a beach somewhere and not on a well traveled walking path.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:39 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Just to be clear - I did not give SL or the lady pissing in the woods any beer. I would, but that is a different story.

    Well, I gotta run. I have some Coronas to ingest so I don't get corona.
So THAT is the secret to not getting the virus!! Lol I'll have to remember that.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:37 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    crouching? no doubt she was taking a piss and was secretly hoping you wouldn't notice her notice you. only thing worse than needing to take a whiz in the woods is some random stranger seeing you with your pants down.
Too late... I noticed.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:36 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Might be enjoying a piss...
Perhaps.... But, hopefully not. Lots of us town dwellers walk this path.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:32 pm

    Quoting PAWAPh:
    Hmmm...

    Maybe She Was Pissing??

    Acting Like A Bear Shitting In The Woods!

    Jack
I think I just caught her at an awkward moment. I probably surprised her when I looked over at her and noticed she was there. This walking path is heavily traveled now that we are all stuck at home.... It goes right through town and is accessible by many little neighborhoods, goes right by the elementary school and soccer fields as well as the fair grounds.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:23 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Was she at least 6 feet beyond the tree line?
Yes, proper social distancing guidelines were met. Lol


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:21 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    My first thought would be she was peeing and embarrassed about getting caught. At least, that's what I would be doing if seen sketchily crouching in the woods.
I don't think she was peeing, but it is always possible. There are apartment buildings directly behind where she was at. It's only a thin tree line that lines the path. The more I thought about it, the more I wondered if she lived in one of the apartments and I happened to catch her at the right moment and she was taking care of a pet.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:16 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Your imagination is running amuck, how many Corona Extras you have? Just don't let it bother you, You are safe now at home and we are all here..
No coronas for me! Lol It was a little bizaar, but I didn't let it bother me too much. There are apartment buildings on the other side of where she was at, I'm thinking maybe she was walking a pet or something.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:10 pm

    Quoting New2Midlo:
    Oh shit...the coronazombies have risen!

    Regardless of what she was doing, the phrase 'sketchily crouching' has just been incorporated into my lexicon.
I'm always happy to broaden another person's bank of descriptive phrases! Lol I personally love the word sketchy.


secret_lade 46F
3677 posts
4/28/2020 11:04 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Imagination is an asset - except when you are recalling things like a scene from Texas Chain Saw Massacre, or Nightmare On Elm Street... hmmm.... 😮
    I'm pretty sure she was just practicing social distancing.
    Otherwise... you wouldn't be reading this right now...
    Right?
    Hello?

    Hello? Anyone there...
    🤔
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tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/28/2020 9:22 pm

Maybe she drank too much water bottle wine...is that a new brand?

You may want to bring a spare chuck of that lasagna with you on your next walk. You can throw it to distract her if needed, after all who can pass by free lasagna?

Vive La Difference


tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/28/2020 9:16 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Just to be clear - I did not give SL or the lady pissing in the woods any beer. I would, but that is a different story.

    Well, I gotta run. I have some Coronas to ingest so I don't get corona.
I can verify his alibi... I saw him trying to sell me an orbiter at the time of the alleged walking peeping incident and he did offer me a Corona but I was eating moon pies.

Vive La Difference


60satisfaction 62M  
196 posts
4/28/2020 8:43 pm

Tell me, who here doesn't enjoy letting it all hang out from time to time?


redrockrascal 61M
21510 posts
4/28/2020 8:28 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Your imagination is running amuck, how many Corona Extras you have? Just don't let it bother you, You are safe now at home and we are all here..
Just to be clear - I did not give SL or the lady pissing in the woods any beer. I would, but that is a different story.

Well, I gotta run. I have some Coronas to ingest so I don't get corona.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


jolielaide 48F  
1344 posts
4/28/2020 8:07 pm

crouching? no doubt she was taking a piss and was secretly hoping you wouldn't notice her notice you. only thing worse than needing to take a whiz in the woods is some random stranger seeing you with your pants down.


benard69 63M/63F  
5131 posts
4/28/2020 8:07 pm

Might be enjoying a piss...


PAWAPh 44M
12597 posts
4/28/2020 8:00 pm

Hmmm...

Maybe She Was Pissing??

Acting Like A Bear Shitting In The Woods!

Jack


lok4fun500 110M  
47022 posts
4/28/2020 7:52 pm

Was she at least 6 feet beyond the tree line?




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superbjversion2 65F
20122 posts
4/28/2020 7:30 pm

My first thought would be she was peeing and embarrassed about getting caught. At least, that's what I would be doing if seen sketchily crouching in the woods.

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lonlyforlove2 77M
7964 posts
4/28/2020 7:29 pm

Your imagination is running amuck, how many Corona Extras you have? Just don't let it bother you, You are safe now at home and we are all here..

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


New2Midlo 48M  
370 posts
4/28/2020 6:22 pm

Oh shit...the coronazombies have risen!

Regardless of what she was doing, the phrase 'sketchily crouching' has just been incorporated into my lexicon.


Paulxx001 63M
17045 posts
4/28/2020 5:40 pm

Imagination is an asset - except when you are recalling things like a scene from Texas Chain Saw Massacre, or Nightmare On Elm Street... hmmm.... 😮
I'm pretty sure she was just practicing social distancing.
Otherwise... you wouldn't be reading this right now...
Right?
Hello?

Hello? Anyone there...
🤔

... is there another way to look at it.
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