Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now

It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon, but dammit! I see stars!!  

secret_lade 47F
14043 posts
8/6/2021 4:35 pm
It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon, but dammit! I see stars!!


Finger placement.... It's key!!

All week I've been trying to catch up on my filing. Two huge piles of shit to be imaged and to be filed had sat on my desk, taunting me like a rotten .

I'd had enough and decided today was THE day!

So I set to work putting together all the new employee files with the required documents and started to file them in the cabinet one by one.

I was on number five when the earth stood still and my life changed forever.

My left hand was placed flat against the filing cabinet while my right hand slid out the drawer. Discovering I had grabbed the wrong drawer, I needed the one beneath it, I<b> slammed </font></b>the drawer I'd been pulling open shut.....

Right onto my middle finger on my left hand.

The pain was instant as I stared in horror at my finger, still inside the the drawer, a big red spot already forming under my nail bed.

Stumbling a little and attempting to take a step back, I did indeed see stars. The moment I opened that drawer back up the tears sprung to my eyes and I barely contained a primitive howl.

That hurt like a bitch!

All I can say is, thank God it's Friday.... I don't think I could make it through another workday this week.

Happy Friday!

69ereatwetpussy 59M
6233 posts
8/7/2021 8:36 pm

Been there done that
Hammers hurt when not hitting what you want..
I stood up from my sit on my boat.stepping onto a dry storage hatch it was wet one foot slipped I fall to the deck. Turn like a cat not to land on my face.
I hit on my back and my left elbow hit that unfunny bone.i tell my fishy partner grab my rod reel in my fish. As I lay in my back my left hand is burning like it was on fire.
He said fish was gone. Asked if I was ok I said in a few I'll be fine.
I got up sat in my sit never felt a burning feeling like that before.
Went back fishing.


Jules1590 53F
7941 posts
8/7/2021 6:26 pm

Great title, i love what you did there.

Sorry about your injury, that just sucks.


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 2:22 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Ouch! My eyes were watering as I read this.
It's still sore, but it looks a whole lot better today. There a red dot and the cuticle area is a little purple in color, but it's not all throbbing and red like it was yesterday. Thank God!


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 2:21 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Ouch... But on a Brighter note...If you get your nails done you'll only have to pay for 9...
True story.... I used to work with a woman who had to have one of her big toe nails permanently removed. She would paint her toe skin to make it look like she still had a toe nail.


citizen4722 63M  
73580 posts
8/7/2021 1:45 pm

Ouch! My eyes were watering as I read this.


benard69 64M/64F  
6213 posts
8/7/2021 5:36 am

Ouch... But on a Brighter note...If you get your nails done you'll only have to pay for 9...


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 5:17 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Filing is clearly dangerous. That's it I'm not filing again!
I like to live dangerously...


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 5:04 am

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    I sincerely hope that the finger isn't broken or crushed!

    But look on the bright side: Flipping people off will be more fun if they give you a big bandage wrap around the injured digit.
Nothing broken or crushed, other than my ego. LOL Now I'll have to explain to people I injured my bird finger while shutting a file drawer.


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 5:02 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Owwww....shit!
    I feel your pain!! I've slammed a file cabinet drawer on a finger before and actually punched a hole in the middle of my fingernail and it bled quite a bit. Had a lot of trouble with it and my doctor finally had me go for x-rays to make sure I hadn't broken it or chipped the bone. I hadn't, but I do have nerve damage from it. Hope yours heals with no problems. But it's probably going to hurt like a bitch for a while.
It's definitely sensitive and hurts like a bitch... Thankfully no holes in the middle of my nail or bleeding. Those drawers are dangerous, I tell ya!!


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 4:56 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    Did you curse? A long cursing spell helps with the pain. So I hear.
I did not because there were people everywhere outside my office. Most of them don't know I curse like a sailor on my own time.


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 4:55 am

    Quoting  :

Oh my... LOL Poor little girl! I'm sure mom knew who the real culprits behind it were...


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 4:53 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    I understand the pain, If the finger has enough blood under the nail to throb, a good relief is to put hole in the fingernail in the center of the bloody spot. I know it might seem a bit primitive but you are going to lose the nail any way, , several ways to make this drain hole, one just take a knife and scrape in small layers of it, till you strike gold, I hear some prople that a hot needle and puncture the nail , I never done that , but I have had sucess with a knife , just slowely scrape away the nail in a small area and it will relieve the throbbing!!! You do have to see blood!!! Then just put a bandage and some triple antibacrterial cream on it .. Hope it gerts better, you did have good intentions!!
I knew the minute I saw the red spot the nail would be coming off... Yikes! I've never lost a nail before, let alone the nail on my middle finger!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
39485 posts
8/7/2021 4:53 am

Filing is clearly dangerous. That's it I'm not filing again!


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 4:51 am

    Quoting  :

Me too! Holy crap!!


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
8/7/2021 4:50 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    There goes half your sex life!!!
I hadn't even thought of it that way! Oh my... LOL It's still super tender, it hurts to type even.


mc_justmc 61M  
6854 posts
8/7/2021 1:58 am

There goes half your sex life!!!


lonlyforlove2 79M  
23125 posts
8/6/2021 7:35 pm

I understand the pain, If the finger has enough blood under the nail to throb, a good relief is to put hole in the fingernail in the center of the bloody spot. I know it might seem a bit primitive but you are going to lose the nail any way, , several ways to make this drain hole, one just take a knife and scrape in small layers of it, till you strike gold, I hear some prople that a hot needle and puncture the nail , I never done that , but I have had sucess with a knife , just slowely scrape away the nail in a small area and it will relieve the throbbing!!! You do have to see blood!!! Then just put a bandage and some triple antibacrterial cream on it .. Hope it gerts better, you did have good intentions!!


positively4you 72F  
4523 posts
8/6/2021 7:14 pm

Did you curse? A long cursing spell helps with the pain. So I hear.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6228 posts
8/6/2021 7:08 pm

Owwww....shit!
I feel your pain!! I've slammed a file cabinet drawer on a finger before and actually punched a hole in the middle of my fingernail and it bled quite a bit. Had a lot of trouble with it and my doctor finally had me go for x-rays to make sure I hadn't broken it or chipped the bone. I hadn't, but I do have nerve damage from it. Hope yours heals with no problems. But it's probably going to hurt like a bitch for a while.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Erogedyne 69M
961 posts
8/6/2021 4:53 pm

I sincerely hope that the finger isn't broken or crushed!

But look on the bright side: Flipping people off will be more fun if they give you a big bandage wrap around the injured digit.


Become a member to create a blog