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Meanwhile at the beach....  

secret_lade 46F
5333 posts
6/19/2020 7:06 pm
Meanwhile at the beach....


The Spawn and I went to the beach again tonight.

There is nothing I love more than feeling the sun on my skin while I splash around in the water, attempting to do hand stands and teach the Spawn to swim. I am truly that crazy adult you see in the water playing with the while everyone else is working on the bronze....

That is, until my fingers get pruney.

I do NOT like that feeling. The moment I feel the prune coming on, it's shore time for me.

We were headed up to shore to perch our butts in our chairs when I noticed the Beer Gut guy staring at us.

"Let's use the stairs."

He was sitting right off the side path that led to our chairs.

"Why? Our chairs are right there?"

"That guy is staring at us, it's creeping me out."

"OMG, MOM!! Everyone creeps you out!"

I made her take the stairs with me, but, by the time we got to our chairs, Beer Gut Guy was in the water throwing a football back and forth with a couple of other guys. Every time he tossed the football, he looked in our direction. Every time he caught the football, he looked in our direction.

He was checking to make sure we were looking.

"Don't look now, but, I think you've got an admirer." The Spawn had noticed immediately.

"What are you talking about?" It's easier for me to just pretend I don't notice anything. Sometimes she'll just let it drop.

"Don't play coy with me... "

With a grunt, the Spawn got out of her chair, grabbed the floaty thing, and went back in the water.

Cue Beer Gut Guy

"Well that looks tasty." He was looking at a dead fish floating in the water, then looking up at me waiting for a response.

"Ew, is that a dead fish?" I could see the Spawn looking at him, making faces, from the corner of my eye.

"Makes me want to pull out the ole fishing pole..." Thankfully he was collecting his flip flops and chair and getting ready to leave. I could see the scowling eye of disapproval written all over the Spawn's face.

He was barely in his truck, getting ready to leave, when she ran back up to me.

"So, where'd your boyfriend go??" What a smug little shit.

"What boyfriend??"

"Really Mom? I can't take you anywhere....."

"Hey, I didn't do anything. I'm just sitting here in my old lady, polka dot, one piece bathing suit."

We chalked it up to my freak magnet and decided it was time to pick up dinner. The freak magnet will always be an unexplained mystery...

secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/22/2020 3:02 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Sometimes it's best to leave your freak magnet on the fridge door
If I could, I would. Believe me.


citizen4722 62M  
67404 posts
6/22/2020 8:54 am

Sometimes it's best to leave your freak magnet on the fridge door


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/21/2020 2:40 pm

    Quoting  :

Believe me when I say this... Nobody wants IT.


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/21/2020 2:38 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    McBeerGutGuy sounds like a delight!

    But wait....... What did the fish die of??
It had been dead for a while, floating down the beach. It literally just floated past us and kept going down the shoreline. I wasn't about to get up and investigate with Beer Gut. Gross...


lindoboy100 57M
21532 posts
6/21/2020 7:03 am

McBeerGutGuy sounds like a delight!

But wait....... What did the fish die of??

Pull ma finger.........


topherific 57M
4679 posts
6/20/2020 9:13 pm


jolielaide 48F  
1389 posts
6/20/2020 9:01 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    We have a tradition of doing Pizza Friday... So, pizza was for dinner.
yes, you can never go wrong with pizza


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 5:51 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    there is something about being in sun and water all day that really makes you hungry. i'm curious to know what was dinner??? and please don't say subway.
We have a tradition of doing Pizza Friday... So, pizza was for dinner.


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 5:49 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    I guess have that "Freak magnet" is a gift?
Most definitely not a gift...


jolielaide 48F  
1389 posts
6/20/2020 10:20 am

there is something about being in sun and water all day that really makes you hungry. i'm curious to know what was dinner??? and please don't say subway.


scoupe42 57M  
8817 posts
6/20/2020 8:30 am

I guess have that "Freak magnet" is a gift?


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 6:05 am

    Quoting fwblook4unow:
    I would love to see you in that polka dot one piece swimsuit😘😉
Nah... It's kinda boring. Not revealing, kinda plain jane.


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 6:03 am

    Quoting mrKingsized4You:
    not relatable at all but i had a good laugh after i saw your location
Why is my location funny?


mrKingsized4You 24M
11 posts
6/20/2020 5:08 am

not relatable at all but i had a good laugh after i saw your location


fwblook4unow 40M  
99 posts
6/20/2020 1:49 am

I would love to see you in that polka dot one piece swimsuit😘😉


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 1:44 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    My friends used to tell me I had a crazy woman magnet. You should get some earphones for your phone. Then you wouldn't have to acknowledge him when he talks.
Ooh, that's a good idea. I've never seen him before, but we don't normally go to that beach. It just happens to be close and open. I've read a blog on here about a guy and his crazy girlfriend.... He claims crazy women are the best sex partners...


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 1:34 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    It happens to the best, just another learning experience from the youngster!!!
She thinks it's funny. I'm not extremely beautiful, or thin, or blonde.... But sometimes men are kind of just drawn to me. It's the magnet.


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 1:24 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    thanks for sharing this beach story

    sometimes my daughter and I reminisce about crazy stories that happened years ago, before she had a family

    and, we always laugh at some of the stupid things we did or thought about

    it never gets old

    be safe

    The Beatles - "Hello, Goodbye"

    You say, "Yes", I say, "No"
    You say, "Stop" but I say, "Go, go, go"
    Oh no
    You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
    I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
    I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello"
    I say, "High", you say, "Low"
    You say, "Why?" And I say, "I don't know"
    Oh no
    You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye)
    I don't know why you say, "Goodbye" (hello, goodbye)
    I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye)
    I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" (hello, goodbye)
I just heard this song, tonight, when we were waiting for the pizza. Out of my 3 kids, she's the one that developed a love of the water like me. She and I have had some crazy adventures..... My hope is that she and I remain close, like you and your daughter.


secret_lade 46F
3861 posts
6/20/2020 1:17 am

    Quoting  :

It makes for some interesting stories....


easy_going2014 53M
13394 posts
6/19/2020 8:33 pm

thanks for sharing this beach story

sometimes my daughter and I reminisce about crazy stories that happened years ago, before she had a family

and, we always laugh at some of the stupid things we did or thought about

it never gets old

be safe

The Beatles - "Hello, Goodbye"

You say, "Yes", I say, "No"
You say, "Stop" but I say, "Go, go, go"
Oh no
You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello"
I say, "High", you say, "Low"
You say, "Why?" And I say, "I don't know"
Oh no
You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye)
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye" (hello, goodbye)
I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye)
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" (hello, goodbye)

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lonlyforlove2 77M
14725 posts
6/19/2020 8:02 pm

It happens to the best, just another learning experience from the youngster!!!

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


mc_justmc 60M
6273 posts
6/19/2020 7:36 pm

My friends used to tell me I had a crazy woman magnet. You should get some earphones for your phone. Then you wouldn't have to acknowledge him when he talks.


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