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On today's episode of 'What's on my shirt?'  

secret_lade 46F
5737 posts
6/12/2020 3:24 pm
On today's episode of 'What's on my shirt?'


In the afternoon meeting yesterday I happened glance down and see a small pink stain near my right shoulder.

Peering closely I realized it was toothpaste spit from when I had brushed my teeth that morning.

How does this happen?

"Cripe... Why didn't anyone tell I had toothpaste my shirt?"

Nose Hairs started laughing and a conversation was started between the management staff consisting of the weird things that have happened fall upon our shirts.

Fast forward today, the afternoon meeting, everyone is headed through the conference room door to take our seats.

"Got any toothpaste on your shirt today?"

Leave it to Nose Hairs to revisit that painfully embarrassing subject matter.

"No! Like that would ever happen to me..."

I scoffed back. We were laughing, and I was kind of marveling at the fact that I actually made it through lunch without dropping anything on the front of my shirt.

Looking down to confirm my achievement...

I happened to see a small dot of melted chocolate on the very top of my cleavage crack.

Are you fricking kidding me??

I had gotten a turn-of-the-century peppermint patty out of the vending machine on lunch today and munched on it's petrified pieces while I read an article about lucid dreaming.

Apparently one of them fell onto my cleavage crack and melted into place.

And, there went that achievement.

Thank God it's Friday.

lindoboy100 57M
21592 posts
6/14/2020 3:21 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    Ahhh, Cleavage Crumbs! I know thee well.

Cleavage food is without doubt the tastiest of culinary delights McBiggles and McLade........get yer crumbs out for the boys....please!

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/13/2020 8:17 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It's amazing just what a cleavage can do.
    It can manipulate men and can be at war with women
Cleavage... It's a powerful thing!


citizen4722 62M  
67479 posts
6/13/2020 1:19 pm

It's amazing just what a cleavage can do.
It can manipulate men and can be at war with women


easy_going2014 53M
13438 posts
6/13/2020 10:22 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I'm think that.... It's probably inappropriate to have another person lick chocolate from my skin at work. I'll keep it in my idea bank for things to do on my own time, though. LOL Are you a fan of peppermint patties?
I'm a fan of edible cherry massage oil

hmm

and, I love chocolate

and, anything that can jump start moments of ecstasy are open to me

have a great day!

be safe



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secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/13/2020 5:17 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Healthy teeth is important.
I agree... I don't care how attractive a guy is, if his teeth are gross, they aren't coming near me. Yikes!


Paulxx001 63M
16669 posts
6/13/2020 12:42 am

Healthy teeth is important.


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/13/2020 12:00 am

    Quoting jolielaide:
    a lost snack can always be found in a cleavage crack
When my kids were tiny, I would find all kinds of stuff down there. Baby hands clutching unseen items.... Goldfish crackers, cheerios, sand... ugh. Don't miss those moments. LOL


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:57 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Pass it off as a mole if ya like keeping it there. You could be setting a new fad..

    blog on!
I kind of did during the meeting! LOL I didn't say a word about it, just waited until I got back to my office to take care of it.


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:57 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    A fresh mint melting in ur cleavage could be fun........
I'm surprised I didn't feel it fall... This peppermint patty was like, rock hard. The thing broke into pieces when it hit the bottom of the vending machine. LOL


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:55 pm

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    I don't wear shirts. I wear full sized bibs

    I think I should invest in the industrial sized bottles of Shout! and Tide pens.
I have often said I need a bib. I do carry a Tide pen in my purse for this reason... My coworkers don't even bat an eye anymore when, from time to time, I'll tuck a napkin in the neck of my shirt before I eat. (Usually when I'm wearing a white shirt.)


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:52 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    Ahhh, Cleavage Crumbs! I know thee well.

They are a pain, aren't they?


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:48 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    My ex couldn't make it out the door in the morning without her daily drip of coffee on her blouse. I think she had a hole in her chin.
The last thing I do most mornings before I head out the door is get dressed, for this precise reason. It's like an unwritten rule... If it can fall or drip on the crumb catchers, it will.


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:42 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    You see a stain - I see an opportunity. Lucky for you one of my specialties is inspection and maintenance (which of course includes cleaning) of cleavage. Feel free to schedule and appointment.
How is your calendar for the third Thursday in June?


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:40 pm

    Quoting Hawkfan533333:
    I remember being in high school, and my gf and I were going to our little fair in our town, but we had a little fun before going up. I dont rember how it happened, but I got cum on my shirt, a big glob of it on my peck. Instead of stopping at my house and grabbing another shirt, she convinced me it was fine, and know one would know what it was. Well someone took a picture of us that night, and she liked the pic, so decided to make it her profile pic. I just rember I could smell my cum all night So thanks for bringing that memory back lol.
Glad to be of service. LOL That's an odd spot to get splattered.... Then again, you were a teenager.


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:36 pm

Maybe... Maybe not. It ended up on a napkin in the garbage in my office. Seeing as how nobody noticed it there, I waited until after the meeting to tend to it.


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:34 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    just another day, Think I'll have a drink on this one and keep my mouth shut!!!
LOL Afraid to speak your thoughts?


secret_lade 46F
3939 posts
6/12/2020 11:33 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    that's why I don't enjoy eating spaghetti for lunch

    it's like asking to have spots all over you shirt

    and, usually, you think you've escaped until that last bite

    and, bingo you splattered it on your shirt

    it is nice when a lover can lick it off though

    hmm

    maybe, not at work

    be safe

    Snow Patrol – "Chocolate"

    This could be the very minute
    I'm aware I'm alive
    All these places feel like home

    With a name I'd never chosen
    I can make my first steps
    As a child of twenty-five

    This is the straw, final straw in the
    Roof of my mouth as I lie to you
    Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean
    I didn't enjoy it at the time

    You're the only thing that I love
    Scares me more every day
I'm think that.... It's probably inappropriate to have another person lick chocolate from my skin at work. I'll keep it in my idea bank for things to do on my own time, though. LOL Are you a fan of peppermint patties?


easy_going2014 53M
13438 posts
6/12/2020 9:33 pm

Hi secret_lade

that's why I don't enjoy eating spaghetti for lunch

it's like asking to have spots all over you shirt

and, usually, you think you've escaped until that last bite

and, bingo you splattered it on your shirt

it is nice when a lover can lick it off though

hmm

maybe, not at work

be safe

Snow Patrol – "Chocolate"

This could be the very minute
I'm aware I'm alive
All these places feel like home

With a name I'd never chosen
I can make my first steps
As a child of twenty-five

This is the straw, final straw in the
Roof of my mouth as I lie to you
Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean
I didn't enjoy it at the time

You're the only thing that I love
Scares me more every day

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FullAppetizer08 35M/32F
1 post
6/12/2020 8:24 pm

nice


lonlyforlove2 77M
16462 posts
6/12/2020 8:05 pm

just another day, Think I'll have a drink on this one and keep my mouth shut!!!

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


topherific 57M
4680 posts
6/12/2020 7:39 pm

lucky chocolate


Hawkfan533333 31M
652 posts
6/12/2020 7:18 pm

I remember being in high school, and my gf and I were going to our little fair in our town, but we had a little fun before going up. I dont rember how it happened, but I got cum on my shirt, a big glob of it on my peck. Instead of stopping at my house and grabbing another shirt, she convinced me it was fine, and know one would know what it was. Well someone took a picture of us that night, and she liked the pic, so decided to make it her profile pic. I just rember I could smell my cum all night So thanks for bringing that memory back lol.

Feel free to message my private mailbox


redrockrascal 61M
21600 posts
6/12/2020 6:49 pm

You see a stain - I see an opportunity. Lucky for you one of my specialties is inspection and maintenance (which of course includes cleaning) of cleavage. Feel free to schedule and appointment.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 60M
6300 posts
6/12/2020 6:13 pm

My ex couldn't make it out the door in the morning without her daily drip of coffee on her blouse. I think she had a hole in her chin.


BiggLala 48F  
28525 posts
6/12/2020 5:34 pm

Ahhh, Cleavage Crumbs! I know thee well.


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CharlesD6996 50M  
261 posts
6/12/2020 5:31 pm

I don't wear shirts. I wear full sized bibs

I think I should invest in the industrial sized bottles of Shout! and Tide pens.

All the best,

Post Me


ltrskr 72M  
4336 posts
6/12/2020 5:31 pm

A fresh mint melting in ur cleavage could be fun........


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/12/2020 5:31 pm

Pass it off as a mole if ya like keeping it there. You could be setting a new fad..

blog on!


jolielaide 48F  
1395 posts
6/12/2020 3:57 pm

a lost snack can always be found in a cleavage crack


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