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secret_lade 45F
3312 posts
1/29/2020 10:15 am
Public Restroom Hell


When you work with the public, there’s no other option….

Eventually you’re going HAVE use the public restroom.

Words cannot convey just how much I hate using our restrooms. A part of fully believes this is the place where people come die.

Suffering from explosive diarrhea and ready deliver a shit show?? Here’s the place for you!! Creating a stench that will curl your nose hairs and burn your eyes on the agenda for today?? You’re in the right spot!! Need a contained area to let your destroy while you on your phone in the stall?? Go no further!!

I was in the restroom this morning quickly trying get the heck out of there as a white trash mom was in the next stall, her crawling all over the floor. Before I knew what was happening, a head popped under the stall wall and a tiny little face was staring right at .

“Mom, there is a lady peeing over here too.”

“Finley, get the hell over here. She don’t need you over there. I’m sorry Ma’am.”

What the hell am I supposed to say??? The is still staring at .

“She isn’t sitting on the toilet mom. You yell at when I do that.”

“Finley Marie, get your ass back over here before I bust it!”

White trash mom is getting angry. Her phone rings and she answers it.

Really?!?

Finally, I said something Finley.

“Finley, I need do some private stuff, so you’ll need pop back onto mom’s side, ok?”

“O”

She smiled at and disappeared under the wall. White trash mom was yelling at whoever was on the other end of the phone, pretty sure it was white trash dad who is no longer in the picture.

I couldn’t wash my hands fast enough get the hell out of there.

secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
2/2/2020 2:02 pm

    Quoting LakeRidgeBBWSeek:
    I worked for a company, umm, 45+ years ago now, they found a way to cure some of the public restroom issues we as employees had to deal with.
    First, all walls & floor were sealed tile.
    Second the floor had a drain in the middle of it.
    Third, the toilet bowl, sink & mirror were made of stainless steel.
    Fourth, the ceiling vent had a cover made specifically so no water could enter the fan area, no mater how hard you tried.
    Fifth, all ceiling lites were sealed in waterproof fixtures, & carefully out of reach of even a seven foot tall person standing on the sink or toilet bowl
    And finally, all our stores were equipped with pressure washers, first I had ever seen.
    Our process was to go in, remove any toilet paper roll, and put a plastic cover over the paper towel dispenser, and then starting with the ceiling, pressure wash the entire interior of the restroom, with water just below the boiling point. Basically we were steam cleaning the restroom. And then when done, place a sign for it to be OUT of Order for 30 mins to allow all water dripping to get done, and then replace toilet paper & uncover the paper towel dispenser.
    We had CLEAN restrooms, at least for a couple of hours per day. But having to go to THAT extreme says alot about the public using our restrooms !
I wish we had that... Seriously.


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 59M
3754 posts
2/1/2020 10:30 pm

I worked for a company, umm, 45+ years ago now, they found a way to cure some of the public restroom issues we as employees had to deal with.
First, all walls & floor were sealed tile.
Second the floor had a drain in the middle of it.
Third, the toilet bowl, sink & mirror were made of stainless steel.
Fourth, the ceiling vent had a cover made specifically so no water could enter the fan area, no mater how hard you tried.
Fifth, all ceiling lites were sealed in waterproof fixtures, & carefully out of reach of even a seven foot tall person standing on the sink or toilet bowl
And finally, all our stores were equipped with pressure washers, first I had ever seen.
Our process was to go in, remove any toilet paper roll, and put a plastic cover over the paper towel dispenser, and then starting with the ceiling, pressure wash the entire interior of the restroom, with water just below the boiling point. Basically we were steam cleaning the restroom. And then when done, place a sign for it to be OUT of Order for 30 mins to allow all water dripping to get done, and then replace toilet paper & uncover the paper towel dispenser.
We had CLEAN restrooms, at least for a couple of hours per day. But having to go to THAT extreme says alot about the public using our restrooms !


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 11:53 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hmm,

    it could have been worse

    you might not have had toilet paper

    and, the thought of a corn cob isn't appealing as a back-up

    or what if she had asked you to pull her finger

    reminded me of this

    Iron Weasel - "Pull My Finger"

    Like an angel in the fire
    Like a devil in the rain
    You make my face go crazy
    Like a baby on a planeLove is flowing through me
    A volcano gonna blow
    Evacuate the village
    Look out now, here we goPull my finger
    It's a real stinker
    Pull my finger
    Just don't break my heart
    Smell it linger
    It's a massive stinker
    Smell it linger
    Just don't smell my heart
"Can you spare a square?"

The first thing I do is check to make sure there is tp. I can't think of anything worse than being stuck in a stall sans toilet paper and corn cobs. Lol


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 11:49 pm

Yes it is.


easy_going2014 53M
12365 posts
1/29/2020 8:53 pm

Hmm,

it could have been worse

you might not have had toilet paper

and, the thought of a corn cob isn't appealing as a back-up

or what if she had asked you to pull her finger

reminded me of this

Iron Weasel - "Pull My Finger"

Like an angel in the fire
Like a devil in the rain
You make my face go crazy
Like a baby on a planeLove is flowing through me
A volcano gonna blow
Evacuate the village
Look out now, here we goPull my finger
It's a real stinker
Pull my finger
Just don't break my heart
Smell it linger
It's a massive stinker
Smell it linger
Just don't smell my heart

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mc_justmc 59M  
5562 posts
1/29/2020 7:51 pm

Wow! That's fucked up.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:46 pm

    Quoting fwblook4unow:
    Does that happen alot? I cant believe the mother wouldnt pull her kid away from your side.
I can't believe she didn't pull her back either. And, no, doesn't happen very often.... At least not with the good moms.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:29 pm

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    poor Finley needs to be taught just so, so many things .. including never lay on a public floor anywhere especially washrooms and hospitals!!!! EUWWWWWWWWWWWW>
My thoughts exactly... I know what I've seen on the floors in my workplace restroom, it's not pretty. I can't help but shake my head at some of these parents.


dayzeeme 51F
6986 posts
1/29/2020 4:25 pm

poor Finley needs to be taught just so, so many things .. including never lay on a public floor anywhere especially washrooms and hospitals!!!! EUWWWWWWWWWWWW>


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:13 pm

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Wow.... Just Wow! Kids these days seem so out of control and you are probably right about the mom/dad situation. I realize everyone has issues, but some things are just unreal!!
Mom was yelling at dad for not paying child support and threatening to have him thrown in jail. Nice toilet conversation to have in front of your kid...


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:11 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Welcome to Hell. Otherwise known as the women's restroom. lol
    I've experienced the curious kid popping under the stall wall but at least mom wasn't white trash because the kid was snatched back almost immediately after it happened. lol I guess short of hanging them on the door hook or duct taping them to the stall wall, mom can't always do her thing and keep hold of the kid at the same time.
That's usually the case... It's a small stall, unless your eyes are closed, there is no way to NOT see your kid is climbing under a stall. When my kids were tiny I used to ask them to hold my purse to keep them occupied. Not only did they feel important, but it kept them busy as they would literally stand there, hugging on to my purse, smiling away because they were helping.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:07 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I will pee anywhere if it means I won't pee my pants! Germs be damned. I was glad to keep reading in order to find out Finley was a girl.
She was pretty tiny, couldn't have been older than 4. I hope she doesn't retain that as a future memory. LOL


KX450F2016 51M  
86 posts
1/29/2020 4:06 pm

Wow.... Just Wow! Kids these days seem so out of control and you are probably right about the mom/dad situation. I realize everyone has issues, but some things are just unreal!!


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:05 pm

You got it! Michigan all the way.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:04 pm

    Quoting Yowzzah:
    very funny yet very believable, thanks for the laugh
You're welcome. Thanks for stopping by.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:03 pm

    Quoting Brownie202:
    Not your day is it? The worse for me is the smell and or it being dirty. I carry liquid soap, hand sanitizer, tissues and paper towels with me. I also use my foot to flush.
I flush using a wad of toilet paper, then toss it in. There is one thing that grosses me out more.... It's the people who use the restroom and NOT wash their hands. Egads...


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:02 pm

    Quoting rolledHere:
    This is both hilarious and awful
Yep!


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:01 pm

    Quoting sensualmaninmn:
    Years ago I had to use the men's room at a stop on the New Jersey Turnpike. As I was using the urinal, I noticed a hole had been punched in the stall next to me at a very "strategic" location. Creepy.

    I could tell numerous stories, but suffice to say I hate public restrooms. Give the privacy of a port-o-potty anyday.
Yikes... Don't get me started on port-o-potties... I have a complete phobia of them.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 4:00 pm

    Quoting Likes2eatpussey:
    It’s nice to be able to vent on here and express yourself. I’m glad I’m a guy for the simplicity of standing and whipping it out. How ever, it suck in mid stream when another dude stand at the urinal next to you and bust out a huge fart. You can’t run. 😁
Oh... ewwww..... Yah, that's pretty gross. Women usually wait until the hand dryers are running or the toilet is flushing in another stall to mask the sound. LOL


fwblook4unow 40M
86 posts
1/29/2020 4:00 pm

Does that happen alot? I cant believe the mother wouldnt pull her kid away from your side.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:58 pm

    Quoting hornywiser:
    LOL I know what you mean. like you say you can not help but have to use them sometimes, some are very bad. ewwwwwwww
Ours is clean, and a lot of stainless steel.... But it never fails, someone has always JUST taken a shit moments before I get there. You just want to die the whole time your in there.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:56 pm

    Quoting Suprcuk58:
    Public Restrooms ------- truly frightening place !!!
I couldn't agree more!


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:55 pm

    Quoting ShepS63:
    For ladies , public toilets are terrible. Men are lucky to just whip it out anywhere. I’m so glad I’m a man. Lol
You're lucky!


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:55 pm

    Quoting rals60101:
    You could have scared Findley for life! LOL
Are you saying I'm scary?? LOL


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:54 pm

    Quoting fashionablegma:
    Oh yes public toilets are not the cleanest here either,but do carry some antibac wipes in my clutch bag
When I'm at work, it looks kind of bad to carry a package of wipes to the bathroom with me. LOL No way to be incognito with that....


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:52 pm

    Quoting TheElitesTRIAL:
    True Comedy ahahahah
    That's an experience for sure lol
It was a first for me.... Most of the time the kids are swooped back before they make eye contact, let alone have a conversation. I was pretty uncomfortable.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:50 pm

    Quoting teddy425:
    I don't envy you ladies.. I try to avoid sitting on a public toilet seat as much as I humanly can.. Much easier to accomplish when you're equipped with an aiming device..
You are lucky! It's not that easy to do the hovering squat above the toilet, we really have to be careful.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:48 pm

    Quoting  :

Um... Not sure about this one.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:46 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    ever watch Mythbusters? 🤔 They did a whole thing about bathrooms and germs.
    Corner stall (farthest from the door) near a wall is the cleanest.
    Don't touch the flushing handle - everyone flushes with there feet.
    I'd tell you what I know about women's toilets compared to men's...
    You would be surprised... AND... ya don't wanna know. 😮🤢💀
Oh, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. Judging by the number of times I've seen pee on the toilet seat and toilet paper on the floor..... It's a cesspool of disease and bacteria. I ALWAYS use the farthest stall regardless... I see them looking in the door cracks when they walk by.


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
1/29/2020 3:41 pm

    Quoting avg_nice_guy:
    OMG, I am cracking up, but, I know I shouldn't be!
Laugh away... I laughed pretty hard when I was telling my friends at lunch.


pagancountrygirl 62F
4910 posts
1/29/2020 3:32 pm

Welcome to Hell. Otherwise known as the women's restroom. lol
I've experienced the curious kid popping under the stall wall but at least mom wasn't white trash because the kid was snatched back almost immediately after it happened. lol I guess short of hanging them on the door hook or duct taping them to the stall wall, mom can't always do her thing and keep hold of the kid at the same time.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


superbjversion2 64F  
19090 posts
1/29/2020 1:38 pm

I will pee anywhere if it means I won't pee my pants! Germs be damned. I was glad to keep reading in order to find out Finley was a girl.

Around here, my odds are good but the goods are odd


Affair_wanted123 45M
4 posts
1/29/2020 12:52 pm

This sounds like Michigan to me!


Yowzzah 70M
3 posts
1/29/2020 12:29 pm

very funny yet very believable, thanks for the laugh


traveling84 36M
14 posts
1/29/2020 12:06 pm

Hot


Brownie202 63F  
1581 posts
1/29/2020 12:05 pm

Not your day is it? The worse for me is the smell and or it being dirty. I carry liquid soap, hand sanitizer, tissues and paper towels with me. I also use my foot to flush.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


rolledHere 33M
109 posts
1/29/2020 11:56 am

This is both hilarious and awful


sensualmaninmn 58M  
477 posts
1/29/2020 11:48 am

Years ago I had to use the men's room at a stop on the New Jersey Turnpike. As I was using the urinal, I noticed a hole had been punched in the stall next to me at a very "strategic" location. Creepy.

I could tell numerous stories, but suffice to say I hate public restrooms. Give the privacy of a port-o-potty anyday.


Likes2eatpussey 42M
13 posts
1/29/2020 11:37 am

It’s nice to be able to vent on here and express yourself. I’m glad I’m a guy for the simplicity of standing and whipping it out. How ever, it suck in mid stream when another dude stand at the urinal next to you and bust out a huge fart. You can’t run. 😁


hornywiser 60M
5 posts
1/29/2020 11:36 am

LOL I know what you mean. like you say you can not help but have to use them sometimes, some are very bad. ewwwwwwww


Suprcuk58 58M
29 posts
1/29/2020 11:13 am

Public Restrooms ------- truly frightening place !!!


ShepS63 56M
31 posts
1/29/2020 11:00 am

For ladies , public toilets are terrible. Men are lucky to just whip it out anywhere. I’m so glad I’m a man. Lol


rals60101 62M
57 posts
1/29/2020 10:57 am

You could have scared Findley for life! LOL


fashionablegma 76F
6924 posts
1/29/2020 10:53 am

Oh yes public toilets are not the cleanest here either,but do carry some antibac wipes in my clutch bag


TheElitesTRIAL 26M
58 posts
1/29/2020 10:48 am

True Comedy ahahahah
That's an experience for sure lol

English is my second language, Cunnilingus the first.
kik TheElitesPDeep


teddy425 61M
226 posts
1/29/2020 10:40 am

I don't envy you ladies.. I try to avoid sitting on a public toilet seat as much as I humanly can.. Much easier to accomplish when you're equipped with an aiming device..


Paulxx001 62M  
15263 posts
1/29/2020 10:24 am

ever watch Mythbusters? 🤔 They did a whole thing about bathrooms and germs.
Corner stall (farthest from the door) near a wall is the cleanest.
Don't touch the flushing handle - everyone flushes with there feet.
I'd tell you what I know about women's toilets compared to men's...
You would be surprised... AND... ya don't wanna know. 😮🤢💀

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


avg_nice_guy 52M  
239 posts
1/29/2020 10:19 am

OMG, I am cracking up, but, I know I shouldn't be!


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