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secret_lade 47F
12784 posts
7/27/2021 4:03 pm
Someone scrub my eyes with Drano!


Cause, I'm having a hard time unseeing what I just saw....

I was standing up at the front of the store waiting for an applicant when I watched a very large man pull up to the door and hoist himself off the motorized cart he had been riding around in.

Oh dear God....

Apparently his jeans were unable to completely cover his ass while in the sit down position as his hairy, naked ass was exposed to the world in the bend-over position.

I can't fucking look away....

Hiking up his drawers as he stepped away from the motorized cart, I'm certain I saw his scrotum flopping around between his open legs from behind.

"Hey. You gonna put this thing where it goes? It's slow as fuck, you might want to charge it."

Yah, he was looking at me.

"Sure. Leave it there, I'll see that it's taken care of."

We'll just drive that thing around back and set it on fire....

Cause that seat is forever tainted.

Happy Tuesday!

heartshapedcock2 38M
1857 posts
8/23/2021 7:30 am

There should be mandatory workout camps for fats.


Jules1590 53F
7820 posts
8/20/2021 8:59 pm

Yeah, you can't unsee that alright.


RideMeSlowly470 51M
66 posts
8/17/2021 6:07 pm

It could have been worse...

He could have been a guy you were meeting for the first time and that is when you realized he (tweeked) his photos.


RideMeSlowly470 51M
66 posts
8/17/2021 6:05 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    "The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
That is one of the laziest acts I have ever heard of. lol


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
8/9/2021 8:23 pm

    Quoting alwayslookin8454:
    We'll I won't be able to use a walmart scooter now ever.
I advise if you do, wipe it down first with a lysol wipe!


alwayslookin8454 48M  
11 posts
8/9/2021 2:58 pm

We'll I won't be able to use a walmart scooter now ever.


Okcorgasms 46M
16 posts
8/5/2021 5:03 am

Lol @ scrorum ๐Ÿคฃ great story!


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/30/2021 4:09 pm

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51:
    Thats definately not on my bucket list๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚the image you described was enough
Trust me, it was way worse in person.


Unzipmeslowly51 51M
298 posts
7/30/2021 5:41 am

Thats definately not on my bucket list๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚the image you described was enough


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/30/2021 1:47 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    OMG!! I never thought about someone having their naked ass (and/or balls!) on the seat of one of those scooters! I've had to use one when I was on crutches and even then I felt guilty for using it. But have to admit it was kinda fun to ride, too. I was also careful not to run over people because I've had people try to run over me before and I didn't want to be "that" person. lol
I've never ridden in one before. I have no issues with them when the people driving them are careful and respectful of other shoppers. I find, though, that the majority of people who use them are not. Nor do they really need them.....


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/30/2021 1:44 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Hahahah thank for that vision
    I take it he was no Carry Grant Paul Newman Pee Wee Herman hahaha
Definitely no Carry Grant! Ha ha ha ha ha


pagancountrygirl 63F
5981 posts
7/29/2021 6:26 pm

OMG!! I never thought about someone having their naked ass (and/or balls!) on the seat of one of those scooters! I've had to use one when I was on crutches and even then I felt guilty for using it. But have to admit it was kinda fun to ride, too. I was also careful not to run over people because I've had people try to run over me before and I didn't want to be "that" person. lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


69ereatwetpussy 59M
5840 posts
7/29/2021 4:20 am

Hahahah thank for that vision
I take it he was no Carry Grant Paul Newman Pee Wee Herman hahaha


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 5:55 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Good luck forgetting that image!
There's no forgetting this. It's forever burned into my corneas.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 5:54 pm

    Quoting  :

I know for a fact there is one around you.... But I can't reveal the name. I'd have to stop posting about my coworkers and customers if I did.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 5:53 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    "The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
Ha ha ha ha.... I never even thought of it in that aspect. That made me laugh.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 5:51 pm

    Quoting Brownie202:
    I know of a woman who told me a few times she uses them whenever at a store that has them. Doesn't need one. Why walk if she can ride she would say. Not huge. Just a lazy nasty thing.
Lazy for sure! That kind of makes me mad. There are bona fide individuals that really do need to use them to shop. I helped a woman with cancer do her shopping the other day in a wheelchair because we didn't have a motorized card available to her. She must have thanked me 20 times during the whole experience, she felt bad for pulling me away from my job.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 5:43 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:

    "Attention! A potential balls-up in aisle three"
More like throw up.... LOL


citizen4722 63M  
72706 posts
7/28/2021 1:23 pm


"Attention! A potential balls-up in aisle three"


Brownie202 54F  
2503 posts
7/28/2021 10:29 am

I know of a woman who told me a few times she uses them whenever at a store that has them. Doesn't need one. Why walk if she can ride she would say. Not huge. Just a lazy nasty thing.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


CL_Love 48M/48F
283 posts
7/28/2021 6:44 am

"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 4:51 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    My experience of people on scooters in shops has rarely been a god one. I got run over by one and the driver demanded that I apologise!
I posted on here a while ago about being struck by a lady in one.... she was twat about it too! It's like they get this misguided sense of entitlement.


mc_justmc 61M  
6752 posts
7/28/2021 4:09 am

Good luck forgetting that image!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37910 posts
7/28/2021 2:29 am

My experience of people on scooters in shops has rarely been a god one. I got run over by one and the driver demanded that I apologise!


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:43 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    Made my eyes hurt just thinking of what you seen . Everyone should be required to work a public job before graduating High school.
I agree! Retail and fast food.... You learn a lot about the human population.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:41 am

    Quoting SecretAgent_BJ:
    So now you have implanted that image in our minds. Uncool.
Sorry, not sorry.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:40 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    We see things that will make a lasting impression on us, but Drano is not the answer it would do your eyes in but the image will forever be in your mind.. Sorry it happened. Life must go on.. Find something else to replace this nightmare with....
Images of young Tom Selleck.... Oooh la la!


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:39 am

    Quoting SingleInGR:
    Dont look ethel

    It was too late

    Oh yes they call him the streek

    LOLOLO


You know, they KNOW they're exposed to the world. That's the worst part about these situations. They're doing it purposely.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:37 am

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    Not enough eye bleach available.

    Plus, the battery was probably overworked hauling his fat ass around.
It was working fine when the greeter parked it in the vestibule. It definitely was struggling under the weight of Naked Ass Man.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:35 am

Share the love...


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:34 am

    Quoting OldStandardDudeX:
    Unfortunately, Life tends to put these events up before us....it's a kind of test, to see how well we handle truly repulsive shit.

    I tend to thank my lucky stars that I don't live in his world.
I thank my lucky stars I don't live in his world also. Can you imagine having to see *that* all the time??


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:33 am

    Quoting Bourre2020:
    I'm amazed at these people. I've seen them here in Australia, as well. What really amazes me is how huge some of these people are, some of them actually walking, and here's me, 179cm tall and only 86kg (was... still I was only 14kg overweight), and I'm the one who had a heart attack and a quadruple bypass!

    I'm recovering and walking to regain strength in my legs. Yes, I can understand the Drano.
I'm sorry to hear about the heart attack! I'm glad to hear you're recovering!


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:32 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    The ones that about run over me at store, make me wonder if they drive on the street as shitty as they do on the lil scooters!!!!!
I 100% think they drive worse on the street. They're the ones who speed through parking lots and cut through parking spaces without looking twice. Guaranteed!


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/28/2021 1:31 am

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    I thought you were going to tell us that was the applicant you were waiting for .... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Yikes! Thankfully no... Not the applicant.


CUMHANDLEME 59F  
757 posts
7/27/2021 10:37 pm

I thought you were going to tell us that was the applicant you were waiting for .... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7480 posts
7/27/2021 9:55 pm

The ones that about run over me at store, make me wonder if they drive on the street as shitty as they do on the lil scooters!!!!!


Bourre2020 58M  
47 posts
7/27/2021 8:52 pm

I'm amazed at these people. I've seen them here in Australia, as well. What really amazes me is how huge some of these people are, some of them actually walking, and here's me, 179cm tall and only 86kg (was... still I was only 14kg overweight), and I'm the one who had a heart attack and a quadruple bypass!

I'm recovering and walking to regain strength in my legs. Yes, I can understand the Drano.


OldStandardDudeX 69M  
85 posts
7/27/2021 8:24 pm

Unfortunately, Life tends to put these events up before us....it's a kind of test, to see how well we handle truly repulsive shit.

I tend to thank my lucky stars that I don't live in his world.


Looking4coitusnf 60M  
1 post
7/27/2021 8:21 pm

Holy shit, now I'm going to suffer those images!


CharlesD6996 51M

7/27/2021 8:01 pm

Not enough eye bleach available.

Plus, the battery was probably overworked hauling his fat ass around.

All the best,

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SingleInGR 53M
338 posts
7/27/2021 7:51 pm

Dont look ethel

It was too late

Oh yes they call him the streek

LOLOLO


lonlyforlove2 78M
33378 posts
7/27/2021 7:46 pm

We see things that will make a lasting impression on us, but Drano is not the answer it would do your eyes in but the image will forever be in your mind.. Sorry it happened. Life must go on.. Find something else to replace this nightmare with....

Be sure to check in at "Lonly's Place" you may get a smile

be sure to check:
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The Saga of the ol lonly man
Major companies are waking up


SecretAgent_BJ 73T

7/27/2021 7:36 pm

So now you have implanted that image in our minds. Uncool.


LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
1530 posts
7/27/2021 7:24 pm

Made my eyes hurt just thinking of what you seen . Everyone should be required to work a public job before graduating High school.


secret_lade 47F
8048 posts
7/27/2021 4:04 pm

Cause, I'm having a hard time unseeing what I just saw....

I was standing up at the front of the store waiting for an applicant when I watched a very large man pull up to the door and hoist himself off the motorized cart he had been riding around in.

Oh dear God....

Apparently his jeans were unable to completely cover his ass while in the sit down position as his hairy, naked ass was exposed to the world in the bend-over position.

I can't fucking look away....

Hiking up his drawers as he stepped away from the motorized cart, I'm certain I saw his scrotum flopping around between his open legs from behind.

"Hey. You gonna put this thing where it goes? It's slow as fuck, you might want to charge it."

Yah, he was looking at me.

"Sure. Leave it there, I'll see that it's taken care of."

We'll just drive that thing around back and set it on fire....

Cause that seat is forever tainted.

Happy Tuesday!


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