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The Apartment Studmuffin  

secret_lade 46F
5752 posts
7/7/2020 2:37 pm
The Apartment Studmuffin


Apparently the guy across the hall has become the resident Apartment Studmuffin.

I look at him.... And I see a loser without a job who hangs out in the parking lot all day.

I guess the girlfriend/wife is gone now??

Cause, I see all the fake blond, mid life crisis residents have begun to orbit him and his crappy black truck.

Today he is actually WASHING his truck in the up front parking spots. I parked there anyway, fucking douche.

The moment I started pulling into my space the white trash blonde he was talking to stumbled into the parking spot and just looked at me and smiled like she was cute or something.

Um, yah, no.....

Chick, you're probably older than I am, no amount of peroxide is going to hide that fact.

She flitted off to an apartment in one of the other buildings and I just shook my head. This is a residential apartment complex, it's not a set from a b-level porno....

The cable man doesn't come with tear off pants and the pizza guy really only has pizza in that box.

Perhaps I just have higher standards....

But, I don't want to come home to a scene from Car Wash at the end of the day or feel embarrassed to have a friend come over and witness the white trash episode of the moment.

secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/8/2020 4:45 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    At leqast you have something to write/share/bitch abut. I rarely see anyone here in a week unless it is one or two walking yappy dogs. It is like a ghost
    community and only the young dude across the drie washes his truck and he is very polite
Hmmm.... Sounds like YOU need to become the rowdy neighbor everyone is talking about. LOL


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/8/2020 4:44 pm

    Quoting lickn41:
    Keep notes on the escapades and make a movie. Have you ever seen the movie Joe Dirt. It made millions and it sounds like you are witness to the real deal.
The only thing missing is the janky hair....


lickn41 54M
97 posts
7/8/2020 8:34 am

Keep notes on the escapades and make a movie. Have you ever seen the movie Joe Dirt. It made millions and it sounds like you are witness to the real deal.


pocogato12 68F  
33778 posts
7/8/2020 8:19 am

At leqast you have something to write/share/bitch abut. I rarely see anyone here in a week unless it is one or two walking yappy dogs. It is like a ghost
community and only the young dude across the drie washes his truck and he is very polite

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secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/8/2020 3:30 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Sounds like a descent plot. Now all you need is a hook...
    CIA undercover? Drug deal going to go bad? Alien abduction?
He spends a lot of time in that parking lot... Private Investigator doing surveillance to find information on his clients shady business partner. LOL


Paulxx001 63M
16686 posts
7/8/2020 2:44 am

Sounds like a descent plot. Now all you need is a hook...
CIA undercover? Drug deal going to go bad? Alien abduction?


topherific 57M
4680 posts
7/7/2020 8:19 pm


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/7/2020 6:27 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Hmmm, now you have entertainment and a good example of bad behavior for your kids to learn from.
He's the poster child of 'What not to be as an adult'. LOL


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/7/2020 6:26 pm

    Quoting tubesteak66:
    that was great....please keep us posted on the neighborhood freak show!
Oh, I'm certain I'll have quite a bit of fodder for the blog from this character. He fancies himself quite the player.


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/7/2020 6:25 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    A soap opera in living colour and you save electricity. What could be better?
It would be better if he did it in different parking spots. He keeps taking up all our spots to do his stupid shit.


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/7/2020 6:23 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Damn!!! This sounds like my kind of apartments!!! It's not much better in a house, the neighbors are still annoying.
You'd have a ball. You could park a lounge chair up front and get some sun while everything unfolds. When I got back from the gym tonight he had his truck taped off and was painting it with a sprayer. There was a different blond with a kid out there drawing on the sidewalk with sidewalk chalk. I avoid eye contact with any of them whenever possible, so I quickly slipped out of my car and headed to the door. Today he decided to yell "Hi" to me. I was forced to turn and say hello. Ugh....


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/7/2020 6:19 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    trash blonde stepped onto the parking lot bc she wanted you to see her talking to this guy; she wants you to know that she's already called dibs on him. ha, as if you got the time or inclination to deal with those sloppy seconds.
He is all hers... I don't want any part of that catastrophe. I'm supporting myself and my kids, I'm not supporting a grown ass man too.


secret_lade 46F
3948 posts
7/7/2020 6:17 pm

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    Maybe it's time to find a new apt complex with a better mix of residence 🤭
It's way past time.... I first moved here after my divorce, it became comfortable. At the time, it was just a couple of single parents and a couple of retired women in my hall...


CUMHANDLEME 57F  
672 posts
7/7/2020 4:44 pm

Maybe it's time to find a new apt complex with a better mix of residence 🤭

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jolielaide 48F  
1395 posts
7/7/2020 4:26 pm

trash blonde stepped onto the parking lot bc she wanted you to see her talking to this guy; she wants you to know that she's already called dibs on him. ha, as if you got the time or inclination to deal with those sloppy seconds.


bbuckwwheat 61M
4199 posts
7/7/2020 4:21 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    A soap opera in living colour and you save electricity. What could be better?
There is that wit that also shows in your blog.

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tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
7/7/2020 4:19 pm

Hmmm, now you have entertainment and a good example of bad behavior for your kids to learn from.

Vive La Difference


tubesteak66 54M  
623 posts
7/7/2020 4:11 pm

that was great....please keep us posted on the neighborhood freak show!


sexyldy1000 59F  
6425 posts
7/7/2020 4:09 pm

A soap opera in living colour and you save electricity. What could be better?

Stimulate my mind and let’s see what happens 😊
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mc_justmc 60M
6304 posts
7/7/2020 3:25 pm

Damn!!! This sounds like my kind of apartments!!! It's not much better in a house, the neighbors are still annoying.


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