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The Watermelon Frose  

secret_lade 46F
7140 posts
6/5/2020 3:42 am
The Watermelon Frose


The verdict is in...

I may NEVER eat watermelon again, after last night.

I was looking up frozen watermelon alcoholic drinks at work on Monday when Nose Hairs popped into my office.

"I've got, like, half a watermelon and nobody but me is eating it. I'm going to make it into a frozen drink."

He's the type of guy who immediately starts looking stuff up on his phone.... So he started looking up frozen watermelon drinks. He showed me a few....

Then found the recipe for the Watermelon Frose.

"I'll post it on [faceplace] so you can get the recipe."

And he did.

My plan was to wait until TODAY, Friday night, to mix that bad boy up and get a little tipsy so I wouldn't be all hung over at work the next day.

Do you think I did that????

Nope....

So, there I was last night, smiling at my bee house, sitting on my balcony, drinking my frozen watermelon drink.

One drink... Two drinks.... Three drinks....

Before I knew it, it was ALL gone.

Now, this is a drink comprised of a fruit that is mainly water. I don't have to tell you how many times I had to get up and to pee during the night last night..... But, there was also one other unexpected side effect to this whole adventure.

The Hangover from Hell.

I'm certain it's from being dehydrated from all the<b> trips </font></b>to the bathroom.... But, I can feel my heartbeat in my eye sockets.

How is this possible when I didn't even really get drunk??? I had felt a little tipsy, a little happy, like I normally feel after a beer or two, I never experience this kind of side affect from a beer or two.

Today is going to be sheer hell if I can't kick this headache soon. I'm on my second glass of water and two tylenol in....

Here's to happy hydrating!

TGIF!

jolielaide 49F  
1479 posts
6/7/2020 8:32 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I'm irish... We can hold our alcohol. Lol. Most of the time....
i, too, am of irish descent and what you say is true.
however, wine & i are not friends amp;


secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/6/2020 11:44 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    I had a crown on the rocks today for lunch

    hmm, tastes good

    It had been a few months since my last taste

    be safe

    Jill Scott - "Crown Royal"

    Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you
    I catch that thrust, give it right back to you
    You're in so deep, I'm breathing for you
    You grab my braids, arch my back high for you
    You're diesel engine, I'm squirting mad oil
    Down on the floor 'til my speaker starts to boil
    I flip s***, quick slip, hip dip and I'm twisted
    In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks
    And you're so thick and you're so thick and you're so
    Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
    Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
Liquid lunch?? Lol I don't think I can pull that off where I work... I think I'm stuck eating the salads with the weird lettuce.


easy_going2014 53M
14098 posts
6/6/2020 9:18 pm

Hi secret_lade

I had a crown on the rocks today for lunch

hmm, tastes good

It had been a few months since my last taste

be safe

Jill Scott - "Crown Royal"

Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you
I catch that thrust, give it right back to you
You're in so deep, I'm breathing for you
You grab my braids, arch my back high for you
You're diesel engine, I'm squirting mad oil
Down on the floor 'til my speaker starts to boil
I flip s***, quick slip, hip dip and I'm twisted
In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks
And you're so thick and you're so thick and you're so
Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice

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secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/6/2020 12:28 am

    Quoting jolielaide:
    LMAO!! she said "not much". LOL!! i can barely get through one glass of wine.
    good for you though, way to take it to the head
I'm irish... We can hold our alcohol. Lol. Most of the time....


jolielaide 49F  
1479 posts
6/5/2020 8:58 pm

LMAO!! she said "not much". LOL!! i can barely get through one glass of wine.
good for you though, way to take it to the head


topherific 58M
4725 posts
6/5/2020 6:45 pm


secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/5/2020 4:59 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    It's been years since I could feel my heartbeat in my eye sockets, and I don't miss that feeling. I never get a hangover from smoking.
True story.... I've never smoked, ever.


secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/5/2020 4:56 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Just how much alcohol was in that drink?
Not much.... 1 bottle of wine.


mc_justmc 60M  
6628 posts
6/5/2020 3:59 pm

It's been years since I could feel my heartbeat in my eye sockets, and I don't miss that feeling. I never get a hangover from smoking.


citizen4722 62M  
68563 posts
6/5/2020 3:15 pm

Just how much alcohol was in that drink?


secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/5/2020 2:46 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    I'll be as quiet as I can.......

    You have my deepest sympathies McLade......

    I am curious about McNoseHairs.......when he eats or drinks something like that, is there any residual debris on his hairs???
There's already residue and debris.... It's impossible to see if there's more. Lol. He stopped taking lunch when I take lunch so I never see the nose hairs anymore. We're always wearing masks now.


secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/5/2020 2:40 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    That's a good q. Didja eat anything? 🤔
    THAT... usually has a bigger impact than dehydration alone. Ya gotta eat afterwards! 👍
I did not.... I ate when I got home, about 2 hours earlier.


secret_lade 46F
4763 posts
6/5/2020 2:39 pm

    Quoting jajo696:
    Hmmm @ " i may never eat watermelon again"....i just threw some out...it was sweet n juicy, but like you too much for just myself. The other thing i threw out just today was an almost full basket of strawberrries. I may never eat strawberries again, after that video that is out there. IF you havent seen it...dont....unless you wanna be sans both ....watermelon and strawberries this season. Man...those two are a part of my fav summahtime fruits. Ugh ~~

    Hope you made it thru.....daughter says water, gatorade, aspirin does the trick. One time she said...." jeeze, i cant believe im telling my mother how to get rid of a hangover ".....lol...and .i replied...." and thats just why i birthed you "

    Nuff said...~~
Once I got to work and had my mind occupied, it did go away. One of my coworkers was telling me something about water intoxication. Having all that watermelon in the drinks may have been the culprit.


jajo696 65F
2576 posts
6/5/2020 1:30 pm

Hmmm @ " i may never eat watermelon again"....i just threw some out...it was sweet n juicy, but like you too much for just myself. The other thing i threw out just today was an almost full basket of strawberrries. I may never eat strawberries again, after that video that is out there. IF you havent seen it...dont....unless you wanna be sans both ....watermelon and strawberries this season. Man...those two are a part of my fav summahtime fruits. Ugh ~~

Hope you made it thru.....daughter says water, gatorade, aspirin does the trick. One time she said...." jeeze, i cant believe im telling my mother how to get rid of a hangover ".....lol...and .i replied...." and thats just why i birthed you "

Nuff said...~~


Paulxx001 63M  
16906 posts
6/5/2020 11:57 am

That's a good q. Didja eat anything? 🤔
THAT... usually has a bigger impact than dehydration alone. Ya gotta eat afterwards! 👍


Sexheart1 30M
10 posts
6/5/2020 7:07 am

Jajaj suele pasar.


lindoboy100 57M
22378 posts
6/5/2020 4:47 am



I'll be as quiet as I can.......

You have my deepest sympathies McLade......

I am curious about McNoseHairs.......when he eats or drinks something like that, is there any residual debris on his hairs???

Pull ma finger.........


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