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The Watermelon Frose
The Watermelon Frose The verdict is in... I may NEVER eat watermelon again, after last night. I was looking up frozen watermelon alcoholic drinks at work on Monday when Nose Hairs popped into my office. "I've got, like, half a watermelon and nobody but me is eating it. I'm going to make it into a frozen drink." He's the type of guy who immediately starts looking stuff up on his phone.... So he started looking up frozen watermelon drinks. He showed me a few.... Then found the recipe for the Watermelon Frose. "I'll post it on [faceplace] so you can get the recipe." And he did. My plan was to wait until TODAY, Friday night, to mix that bad boy up and get a little tipsy so I wouldn't be all hung over at work the next day. Do you think I did that???? Nope.... So, there I was last night, smiling at my bee house, sitting on my balcony, drinking my frozen watermelon drink. One drink... Two drinks.... Three drinks.... Before I knew it, it was ALL gone. Now, this is a drink comprised of a fruit that is mainly water. I don't have to tell you how many times I had to get up and to pee during the night last night..... But, there was also one other unexpected side effect to this whole adventure. The Hangover from Hell. I'm certain it's from being dehydrated from all the<b> trips </font></b>to the bathroom.... But, I can feel my heartbeat in my eye sockets. How is this possible when I didn't even really get drunk??? I had felt a little tipsy, a little happy, like I normally feel after a beer or two, I never experience this kind of side affect from a beer or two. Today is going to be sheer hell if I can't kick this headache soon. I'm on my second glass of water and two tylenol in.... Here's to happy hydrating! TGIF! |
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I'm irish... We can hold our alcohol. Lol. Most of the time.... however, wine & i are not friends amp;
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Hi secret_lade I had a crown on the rocks today for lunch hmm, tastes good It had been a few months since my last taste be safe Jill Scott - "Crown Royal" Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you I catch that thrust, give it right back to you You're in so deep, I'm breathing for you You grab my braids, arch my back high for you You're diesel engine, I'm squirting mad oil Down on the floor 'til my speaker starts to boil I flip s***, quick slip, hip dip and I'm twisted In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks And you're so thick and you're so thick and you're so Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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LMAO!! she said "not much". LOL!! i can barely get through one glass of wine. good for you though, way to take it to the head
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Not much.... 1 bottle of wine. good for you though, way to take it to the head
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It's been years since I could feel my heartbeat in my eye sockets, and I don't miss that feeling. I never get a hangover from smoking.
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Just how much alcohol was in that drink?
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It's been years since I could feel my heartbeat in my eye sockets, and I don't miss that feeling. I never get a hangover from smoking.
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Just how much alcohol was in that drink?
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I'll be as quiet as I can....... You have my deepest sympathies McLade...... I am curious about McNoseHairs.......when he eats or drinks something like that, is there any residual debris on his hairs???
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That's a good q. Didja eat anything? 🤔 THAT... usually has a bigger impact than dehydration alone. Ya gotta eat afterwards! 👍
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Hmmm @ " i may never eat watermelon again"....i just threw some out...it was sweet n juicy, but like you too much for just myself. The other thing i threw out just today was an almost full basket of strawberrries. I may never eat strawberries again, after that video that is out there. IF you havent seen it...dont....unless you wanna be sans both ....watermelon and strawberries this season. Man...those two are a part of my fav summahtime fruits. Ugh ~~ Hope you made it thru.....daughter says water, gatorade, aspirin does the trick. One time she said...." jeeze, i cant believe im telling my mother how to get rid of a hangover ".....lol...and .i replied...." and thats just why i birthed you " Nuff said...~~
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Hmmm @ " i may never eat watermelon again"....i just threw some out...it was sweet n juicy, but like you too much for just myself. The other thing i threw out just today was an almost full basket of strawberrries. I may never eat strawberries again, after that video that is out there. IF you havent seen it...dont....unless you wanna be sans both ....watermelon and strawberries this season. Man...those two are a part of my fav summahtime fruits. Ugh ~~ Hope you made it thru.....daughter says water, gatorade, aspirin does the trick. One time she said...." jeeze, i cant believe im telling my mother how to get rid of a hangover ".....lol...and .i replied...." and thats just why i birthed you " Nuff said...~~
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That's a good q. Didja eat anything? 🤔 THAT... usually has a bigger impact than dehydration alone. Ya gotta eat afterwards! 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Jajaj suele pasar.
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I'll be as quiet as I can....... You have my deepest sympathies McLade...... I am curious about McNoseHairs.......when he eats or drinks something like that, is there any residual debris on his hairs???
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