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The White Trash Menagerie  

secret_lade 46F
5740 posts
6/15/2020 3:55 pm
The White Trash Menagerie


Today's installment of White Trash World was brought to you by 7-11.  

Cause, if she ain't toting a 2 year old drinking from a Big Gulp, she ain't quite white trash....

I see a lot in the course of my work day.

New employees who come, unprepared.  New employees who come, under dressed.  New employees who think they know everything, and they don't.

One thing I have never seen...  That is until today, is a new employee show up with her tiny sucking down a giant fountain pop.
  
"I had nobody to watch my , I hope you don't mind.  You said it only takes a half hour to do this, I just didn't want to pay someone to watch her for a half hour."

Are you fucking kidding me?

"This is technically a work day for you, so, no, I will not be able to onboard you today.  Because of safety reasons it is not approved to have small in the restricted areas of our back room."  

Tears.

Yah, we all know I have little sympathy for the Tears on Cue.

What on earth possesses a person to bring their young to something like this? 

And, what's with the excuse??  Either you DIDN'T have someone to watch her or you DID and you did not want to pay her???

Don't worry folks, it's an ongoing saga today. There is a part two to this episode!!

Once I had informed the new employee I would not be able to onboard her with her , suddenly her Mom was in the store and would be able to take her 'for a few minutes.'

Great... Can't wait to witness this train wreck!

We stood outside the offices for a few moments waiting for the mom to appear to take the .

Imagine my horror to discover the mom was, in fact, an old nemesis of mine. Once upon a time, not long after my divorce, I had briefly dated a guy that I had known for many years and considered a close friend. He had been going through a divorce at the same time and it just seemed like a natural progression. I started out already knowing this guy, and I knew I already like him as a person...

Or so I thought...

He wound up dumping me for this woman... White Trash Mom!! And he MARRIED her! I will never understand what she had that I did not... Maybe I just wasn't crass enough, or partied enough, or had babies having babies...

Who knows.....

But I wanted to just slap that fucking smug smile off her face the moment I saw it.

Instead, I excused myself and told the new employee she had 5 minutes to get things wrapped up and get the onboarding process started.

Good God...

secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/16/2020 3:34 pm

    Quoting  :

The only thing missing is a pill addiction... And I'm not entirely certain she doesn't have one.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/16/2020 3:33 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I'm sorry that you're having such a nightmare with the ghosts coming back to haunt you
At some point we have to face them... I just didn't realize it would be so many things all at the same time.


jolielaide 48F  
1395 posts
6/16/2020 9:20 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    It is the third time, and all recent!! I've been working here for a couple of years now... And not experienced any of this up until now. It's time for me to give up those old ghosts, though, and move on.
man, secret_lade, you must have real nerves of steel
not even on your worst day would i want to f'k wit you. i know you're very empathetic and compassionate but you could prob'ly cill and not even break a sweat. lol!


citizen4722 62M  
67495 posts
6/16/2020 8:13 am

I'm sorry that you're having such a nightmare with the ghosts coming back to haunt you


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/16/2020 3:28 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Used to work with a girl who had performance issues, constantly missing deadlines. Once or twice, these things happen - all the time, not so much. She could turn on the waterworks every time I had to call her in for a chat - I used to give her a box of paper tissues and tell her I'd give her 5 mins to compose herself, then leave her in my room. She tried to be a bit manipulative, worked with some of her colleagues, not with me.

    So, I'm guessing McSkankyHoMum didn't show any sort of humility, failed to recognise that you could influence the forward direction of her daughter's career with your firm? Console yourself with the possibility that she has probably given your ex crabs at least once!
This woman is pretty terrible, likes to scrap then call the police to have her significant others arrested for domestic violence. I'm certain he is getting every bit of what he signed up for. Sometimes, you get what you deserve. I'm a really nice person and have an active sexual appetite... It's his loss.


lindoboy100 57M
21611 posts
6/16/2020 12:05 am

Used to work with a girl who had performance issues, constantly missing deadlines. Once or twice, these things happen - all the time, not so much. She could turn on the waterworks every time I had to call her in for a chat - I used to give her a box of paper tissues and tell her I'd give her 5 mins to compose herself, then leave her in my room. She tried to be a bit manipulative, worked with some of her colleagues, not with me.

So, I'm guessing McSkankyHoMum didn't show any sort of humility, failed to recognise that you could influence the forward direction of her daughter's career with your firm? Console yourself with the possibility that she has probably given your ex crabs at least once!

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 11:31 pm

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    Sounds more like a setup
    One they expected to fail having the backup in place.
    Time to let her go find a new employer.
Who knows what was going on... Thankfully I will have very little contact with this girl once she's out in her department. I just hope I don't run into her mom constantly, as a result.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 10:30 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    jesus h. isn't this like the third time your past has come back to haunt you at work?? there must be something about where you work, some juju going on.
It is the third time, and all recent!! I've been working here for a couple of years now... And not experienced any of this up until now. It's time for me to give up those old ghosts, though, and move on.


ProfessorNaught 107M
1167 posts
6/15/2020 10:28 pm

Sounds more like a setup
One they expected to fail having the backup in place.
Time to let her go find a new employer.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 10:11 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Boy... you're world is a small one ... and a complex one - at that.
    Hmmm...

I just know a lot of people..... Apparently we travel in the same small circles.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 10:06 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 10:05 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I'd say you were lucky that he dumped you! I'm sure it didn't seem that way at the time, and possibly still stings even now, but considering who/what he dumped you for...and married!...you kinda dodged a bullet.
I agree 100%, and yes my feelings were really hurt at the time. I think things do happen for a reason and this particular woman is kinda horrible. She had an affair with her best friends husband, breaking up not only her marriage but the best friends as well. Lived off the guy for several years before dumping him for her now husband, my ex friend.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 9:54 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Mmmmmmmmm a little bit skinny, a little bit skanky.......... when my Ex chipped a tooth she went from being my thin wife of 10 yrs to looking like a white trash tweeker. She looked so hot and nasty and so very white trash, I was living the fantasy.
Isn't it crazy how one small dental issue can change your entire appearance? Because I'm curious and never had the courage to ask, what is it about that 'look' that draws guys in?


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 9:40 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Sooo, I have a question. Where do you work - not a name or address, but what kind of workplace.

    I can semi sympathize as I worked in the Marketing department of a timeshare developer. We hired some pretty skanky people to entice (con) people to come to a "tour" (sales pitch).
I work for a large retailer... We employ all types of people as we have positions that require very little skill all the way to positions like mine that require a lot of experience and knowledge.


jolielaide 48F  
1395 posts
6/15/2020 9:24 pm

jesus h. isn't this like the third time your past has come back to haunt you at work?? there must be something about where you work, some juju going on.


Paulxx001 63M
16695 posts
6/15/2020 8:12 pm

Boy... you're world is a small one ... and a complex one - at that.
Hmmm...


pagancountrygirl 62F
5251 posts
6/15/2020 6:14 pm

I'd say you were lucky that he dumped you! I'm sure it didn't seem that way at the time, and possibly still stings even now, but considering who/what he dumped you for...and married!...you kinda dodged a bullet.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 60M
6305 posts
6/15/2020 6:13 pm

Mmmmmmmmm a little bit skinny, a little bit skanky.......... when my Ex chipped a tooth she went from being my thin wife of 10 yrs to looking like a white trash tweeker. She looked so hot and nasty and so very white trash, I was living the fantasy.


redrockrascal 61M
21606 posts
6/15/2020 5:35 pm

Sooo, I have a question. Where do you work - not a name or address, but what kind of workplace.

I can semi sympathize as I worked in the Marketing department of a timeshare developer. We hired some pretty skanky people to entice (con) people to come to a "tour" (sales pitch).

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 5:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep, I suppose I am.


secret_lade 46F
3955 posts
6/15/2020 5:20 pm

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    Reminds me of that scene in "Sweet Home Alabama"

    Look at you! You have a baby... in a bar.

    Hell, I have three more at home. This one is still on the tit, so I can cart him anywhere.
I actually really like that movie! Lol


CharlesD6996 50M  
262 posts
6/15/2020 4:18 pm

Reminds me of that scene in "Sweet Home Alabama"

Look at you! You have a baby... in a bar.

Hell, I have three more at home. This one is still on the tit, so I can cart him anywhere.

All the best,

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