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Wiper blade, round 2!  

secret_lade 47F
14007 posts
11/5/2020 2:42 am
Wiper blade, round 2!


I bought a new rear wiper blade yesterday and completely forgot about the fact that I should be doing it at one of those parts stores....

As I learned the last time I posted about this, they install it for you!!

It's funny how a sale on a wiper blade can totally erase all those post traumatic stress moments of the past where you fling your wiper blades across parking lots and scream in frustration....

"Oooh! $5 off! I might not see this again!!"

With dollar signs in your eyes, you search the book for your size and toss that bad into your cart!

"I need a new wiper on the back of my car! It's like kismet...."

Smiling away, you finish picking up your groceries and head on home the Spawn who has been texting anxiously, waiting for your arrival.

She didn't really want see , she just wanted the clearance Halloween candy I picked up. Without even having ask, she headed down bring the groceries while I started put them away.

"Oh My God Mom! Really?!?"

"What??"

She was standing at the door, grocery bags at her feet, mouth agape in disbelief.

"What??"

"What is this!?!"

Whipping her hand out from behind her back she produced the wiper blade.

"Did you not learn anything the FIRST time you tried this???"

We were both laughing at this point... She is such a shit.

"It was $5 off!"

Flippantly tossing the wiper onto the couch, she pulled her phone out of her back pocket.

"I'm texting [oldest ] right now. We don't need a repeat of last time. Your sanity was in question."

Those of you who read my blog know... She was 0% spot on. I still think of it as a win....

Now I get see my oldest !

secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/6/2020 3:02 pm

    Quoting rick44inmd:
    time for winter blades already...what a waste this year has been!
I agree, this year has been terrible.


rick44inmd 44M

11/6/2020 9:20 am

time for winter blades already...what a waste this year has been!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/6/2020 3:40 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Silver linings indeed.
    New blade on sale? Check!
    Oldest coming over? Check!
    Spawn making mom proud as a peach? Check!
    Candy? Double check!!
It really was a win, all the way around, wasn't it!!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2204 posts
11/6/2020 2:51 am

Silver linings indeed.
New blade on sale? Check!
Oldest coming over? Check!
Spawn making mom proud as a peach? Check!
Candy? Double check!!

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 11:06 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I was wanting to hear more about that discount Halloween candy.
Lol. What are your favorites? I got the big bag of assorted tootsie roll candies and a big bag of assorted bits sized Nestle brand chocolate candies. Rolo... Kit Kat.... Resces....


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 11:01 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    she knows you like the back of her hand

    calling her older brother

    2 funny

    Heywood Banks - "Wiper Blades"

    Oh, winters here with all the ice and snow
    And the surlly slush upon road
    The salty spray upon my window
    Makes me wish i replaced my wiperblades
    My whipper whipper whipper baldes
    My whipper whipper whipper baldes
    My whipper whipper whipper baldes
    I wish that i replaces my wiperblades
    Salty spary from semi's that you pass
    They turn my windsheld into bathroom glass
    I turn the knob but come to the conclusion
    That i did not fill up my washer solution
Like mother like daughter.... She's such a stinker.


easy_going2014 55M
14366 posts
11/5/2020 4:59 pm

she knows you like the back of her hand

calling her older brother

2 funny

Heywood Banks - "Wiper Blades"

Oh, winters here with all the ice and snow
And the surlly slush upon road
The salty spray upon my window
Makes me wish i replaced my wiperblades
My whipper whipper whipper baldes
My whipper whipper whipper baldes
My whipper whipper whipper baldes
I wish that i replaces my wiperblades
Salty spary from semi's that you pass
They turn my windsheld into bathroom glass
I turn the knob but come to the conclusion
That i did not fill up my washer solution

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mc_justmc 61M  
6840 posts
11/5/2020 4:50 pm

I was wanting to hear more about that discount Halloween candy.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 3:12 pm

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    thanks for the reminder - I need to grab some winter blades
It's that time of year again!!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 3:11 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ooo... Blades...
    I know them well. 👍, 😮
Thankfully I don't have to do this very often!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 3:10 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Wiper blade we need them and yet we hate them only when it time to change them.
    Once a year for me twice and I save the ones I just removed . Just in case one new one breaks.
    I thought the one I save away. For it has happened to me at the worst time and what do you then.
    As for installation it is always tricky they come off so easy and instructions suck for they give you parts you dont need.
    Just relax remember how they come off and reverse the process. Put your big girl pants on and don't break a nail lololol
    Call me in the morning xoxoxoxoxo
It was a complete debacle the last time I tried this on my own. Tears, temper tantrum, screaming.... LOL Big girl panties weren't quite cutting it. I'm going to wait for son #1 this time.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 3:08 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    My peeve about wipers is that you cannot find the refill at the usual suspects anymore. Why would I want to spend for one replacement the amount it takes to buy 2 refills.

    I am hopeful that your son will be over to see you soon.
I don't think I've ever seen wiper blade refills....


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 3:06 pm

I'm not even going to attempt it... LOL Son #1 is going to stop by and put it on for me.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 3:02 pm

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Your Spawn has you figured out! Your stories with her are entertaining! LOL
She has quite the personality on her.... Witty come backs and a smarty pants! It's definitely not boring when she's around.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/5/2020 2:59 pm

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    Have you ever heard 'dumb like a fox' ... They say foxes are smart yet good at playing dumb !

    You get your discounted blades replaced by your son ... Dumb like a fox 👏👏👏
I've never heard that saying... But I like it!


CUMHANDLEME 59F  
790 posts
11/5/2020 11:55 am

Have you ever heard 'dumb like a fox' ... They say foxes are smart yet good at playing dumb !

You get your discounted blades replaced by your son ... Dumb like a fox 👏👏👏

Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


KX450F2016 53M  
191 posts
11/5/2020 11:05 am

Your Spawn has you figured out! Your stories with her are entertaining! LOL


KX450F2016 53M  
191 posts
11/5/2020 11:05 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    My peeve about wipers is that you cannot find the refill at the usual suspects anymore. Why would I want to spend for one replacement the amount it takes to buy 2 refills.

    I am hopeful that your son will be over to see you soon.
Most blades anymore won't accept refills. It's all or nothing, no choice.


citizen4722 63M  
73480 posts
11/5/2020 7:24 am

Hopefully you'll win round 2


bbuckwwheat 62M
6177 posts
11/5/2020 5:51 am

My peeve about wipers is that you cannot find the refill at the usual suspects anymore. Why would I want to spend for one replacement the amount it takes to buy 2 refills.

I am hopeful that your son will be over to see you soon.

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6196 posts
11/5/2020 5:05 am

Wiper blade we need them and yet we hate them only when it time to change them.
Once a year for me twice and I save the ones I just removed . Just in case one new one breaks.
I thought the one I save away. For it has happened to me at the worst time and what do you then.
As for installation it is always tricky they come off so easy and instructions suck for they give you parts you dont need.
Just relax remember how they come off and reverse the process. Put your big girl pants on and don't break a nail lololol
Call me in the morning xoxoxoxoxo


Paulxx001 64M
21904 posts
11/5/2020 4:57 am

Ooo... Blades...
I know them well. 👍, 😮


HAMONMAN 62M
12914 posts
11/5/2020 4:50 am

thanks for the reminder - I need to grab some winter blades


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We can't even make a decent starter solenoid any longer.


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