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Why D'Ya Do It
Posted:Feb 14, 2020 1:22 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2020 7:41 am

Thought this was pretty appropriate song for Valentine's day, I mean, especially with all those douche's cheating on their wives. Gotta love Marianne!

When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
I had my balls and my brains put into a vise
And twisted around for a whole fucking week
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let her suck your cock?
Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark
Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine, all your jewels
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools
Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore
'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh
You just tore all our kisses right in half
Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did?
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch
The whole room was swirling
Her lips were still curling
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do it, she said
Why'd you do what you did?
Big, gray mother, I love you forever
With your barbed-wire pussy and your good and bad weather
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
What's up with that?
Posted:Jan 18, 2020 5:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2020 4:40 am

So, I have been on the site for a while, unfortunately. I am unsure what other’s goals are from this site but mine is find a steady playmate (or maybe ) and get off of the site.

So, the other night this guy and I were talking and I let him know I am logging off. He asks for my WhatsApp or and I tell him a) I don’t know what that is, and b) I obviously don’t have it. I do offer my for him . Within seconds I receive a . We go back and forth for a bit, and we end the conversation on a good note.

Today, I log into my and he sends a message on AdultFriendFinder IM, say what?

Listen, if I give you my , it’s because I believe there may be potential, but the second you message me on AdultFriendFinder after I have given you my , you just go into the garbage pile. You should consider yourself lucky; not everyone gets my digits !
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Stress relief
Posted:Jan 15, 2020 5:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2020 5:48 am

Men, sometimes a woman just needs you to lay there, shut the fuck up, and let her be in control!
Bi/Bi-curious men
Posted:Dec 8, 2019 4:44 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2020 8:58 am

Yes, I am bisexual; however, men suck and f**k another guy is not arousing for me!

Bisexual & Bi-curious men STOP CONTACTING ME!!
Time for an education lesson!
Posted:Nov 29, 2019 5:04 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2019 12:23 pm

Let's be honest; we have all watched (at some point) videos on this God-forsaken site!

As I have watched some, I also tend to go through the comments. Some people have no clue, and it's no reason why STD's are alive and well. Maybe ignorance or maybe just dirty, whatever the cause, I think it's time some need to be educated.

There was a video I was watching, and some comments were "look at how much she is creaming!" NO idiot, she has an STD!

I have taken it upon myself to educate some of the morons on here regarding different color discharge and what it means:

Vaginal Discharge Color Meaning

Thick, White Discharge

If thick, white discharge goes along with other symptoms, such as itching, burning and irritation, it is probably due to a yeast infection. If not, it is normal discharge. You may also notice an increase in thick, white discharge before and after your period.

Yellow Discharge

Yellow discharge is abnormal discharge, as this is a sign of a bacterial infection or sexually transmitted infection. There also may be an odor associated with it.

Brown Discharge

Brown discharge may be caused by irregular period cycles. If brown discharge keeps appearing, a patient should schedule an appointment with a provider to be evaluated. This could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. Additionally, during menopause, a woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer.

Green Discharge

Having green discharge is not normal. This is a sign of bacterial infection or a sexually transmitted infection, such as trichomoniasis. Anyone experiencing green discharge should see her provider. If you are diagnosed with trichomoniasis, you’ll be placed on antibiotics.

Yeast Infection Discharge

Yeast infection discharge is caused by an overgrowth of fungus in the vagina. Symptoms of yeast infection discharge include a thick, white, cottage cheese-like discharge, along with itching, redness, irritation and burning. Roughly 90 percent of women will have a yeast infection at some point in their life. Yeast infections are not contagious, and over-the-counter antifungal creams are available for a patient to use. But, if symptoms don’t improve with treatment or she has more than four yeast infections in a year, she should see her provider.
Yours to discover!
Posted:Nov 28, 2019 7:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2020 5:27 pm

Why is it that some men have no clue when it comes to a woman's body?

Men, all women are not created equally. What works for one woman does not necessarily work for another. Stop putting us into a category as “one size fits all!”

A woman’s body is like Ontario; yours to discover, so start discovering and stop disappointing!
Posted:Nov 26, 2019 6:37 am
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2019 5:14 am

Look, don’t take it personally if we meet, and I don’t feel a connection.

Some people are able fuck whomever I, on the other hand, cannot. If ny energy isn’t drawn you I am not going get off. I have experimented with this numerous times, and it has always been the same result, disappointment.

I am drawn to energy, not your bulging biceps or the size of your cock!
Men in town on business
Posted:Nov 14, 2019 4:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2019 6:25 am

God, I love men that contact me who are in town on business and want to hook up.

I especially love the ones who message “ Hey baby, I’m in town at a nice hotel, want to come over and keep me company?”

First of all, I am not your fucking baby, pal! Secondly, being an Executive Assistant, I know that most men in town on business are married.

If you are a man in town on business, DO NOT CONTACT ME!!!

There are enough people on here that will gladly hook up with you; I am not one!

If you don’t have any success well, I recommend you try either back page or masturbate!
Lest We Forget!
Posted:Nov 11, 2019 5:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 4:32 am

Yes, I understand this is a sex website, but I wouldn't be free today if not for those who gave up their freedom.

Freedom is NEVER free!

Thank you to ALL who served and allowed me to be FREE today!
The most beautiful girl in the world!
Posted:Nov 9, 2019 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2020 1:33 pm

Exploring her flesh, I’ve desired so much
Caressing, kissing her beautiful breasts,
Nipples hardening as I touch,
Instantly wet envisioning quest.
Slowly move from breast the other,
Grab and tug, as fingers roam,
Teeth gnaws nipple, groan does smother,
As her fingers, tresses comb,
Soft flesh, sucked till bruises,
She writhes beneath, and grasps head,
Over stomach, soft kiss cruises,
As I go down, her thighs widespread,
From moans and sighs, knows what pleases,
As lips float, over her flesh,
Down her firm thighs, panties eases,
In removing, the sodden mesh,
Between thighs, inhaling her scent,
For the first time, examining folds,
Swollen and moist, hair is absent,
Such lusciousness, rarely beholds,
Parting her lips, lowering tongue,
Tasting juices, sweet and piquant,
Licking from clit, which from hood sprung,
Down to the rear, slightly pungent,
Holding head, as hips gyrate,
Teasing her clit, with tongue and teeth,
Fingers curling, g-spot locate,
Such tender love, she squirms beneath,
Breathing labored, fast approaching,
Tongue’s fast swirling, fingers rubbing,
Between the cheeks, thumb encroaching,
Upon her nub, teeth grinding,
Shiver and quake, yelling ,
Knows she’s coming, as juices gush,
With arching neck, finally came,
Pallid skin did ruddily flush,
As tongue licks round, seeking moisture,
Finding each , lapping them up,
As she quivers, from her pleasure,
her hands on breasts, so sorely cup,
Slithering up, gently kiss ,
On her red lips, and then her nose,
Upon eyelids, on forehead trace,
As she comes down, from joyous throes.
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Married/Attached men
Posted:Nov 8, 2019 4:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2019 6:00 pm

Do you know what grinds my gears? Married/Attached men!

Regardless of my stating that I am not interested in married/attached men, I still seem to be getting hotlisted, flirted, and messaged from them. I know, I know what some will say “well, standard members can’t view your profile!” but these are Gold and VIP members?

Maybe if you spent more time investing in your marriage/relationship the way you do fucking around, you wouldn’t have a problem? Oh I know, I will get flak from that comment too, but you know what? If you don’t have the guts to leave the marriage/relationship, but fuck around behind their back, I think you are a coward. And don’t give me that bullshit that I am staying for the because would rather have two happy parents that are co-parenting than two miserable parents cohabitating. Or the other excuse, "I am not getting any at home," then fucking masturbate like the rest of us!!

Married/Attached people that fuck around behind their partners back get zero respect from me!

If you are not part of finding a solution, you are then part of what's creating the problem.

Mic drop!
I want it now!!!
Posted:Nov 6, 2019 7:47 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2019 6:27 am

I am such an impatient person. When I want something, I want it immediately. Instant gratification!

Being on the site for the past couple of months, I thought I would have found what I desired yet; here I am still seeking a playmate?

This site I am finding through much trial and error has many “realms” to it. The cams, IM, blogs, rooms, messages. Who would have thought there would be so much when looking for a friend with benefits?

I have come to realize that we are all here to fulfill our many “diverse” desires. That not all of us are searching for the same thing. Wow, lightbulb moment, I suppose?

I get incredibly frustrated when getting messages from people who want to show me their cock or want me to cam for them. But again, these people are who they are, and I can’t change that, I can, however, block them.

A friend of mine when I get impatient quotes a Chinese proverb “With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown." I need to recite this when I am online because it’s quality, not quantity I seek.

Quality takes time.
Posted:Nov 6, 2019 9:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2019 6:41 am

I will not change for anyone.
I will not "tone" myself down because someone thinks I am too intense.
Life is too short, and I am way too fucking AWESOME to settle for anything less than what I desire.

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