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Posted:Sep 25, 2008 8:55 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2008 7:53 pm
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You know when you go to your home page on here and it shows pictures of different members? Every now and then one will catch your eye, like a close up shot of a giant pussy,one reminded me of a parade float, or what appears to be a 24 inch cock, or I guess for you guys it'll be some hot naked chick. So this usually leads to me browsing other profiles just to see what's out there, as well as reassurance that i'm not the only sex addict in the Metro Atlanta area.
I assume that every single person on this site is looking for sex in one capacity or another.
With that being said, wouldn't you want to put the best possible photo of yourself on your profile? This is after all an advertisement to sell yourself pretty much.
If you were going on a blind date wouldn't you want to look your best? Making sure your hair is perfection, that you've chosen a to die for ensemble that makes your best body part look extra hot? Or Would you... **Not Bathe **Not at least run a comb through your hair **Put on whatever was laying on the floor that your smelly dog probably slept on the night before **Not groom your special place so that on the slim chance that after all of the above, someone still wanted to get naked with you they couldn't even find it without some sort of heat seking device.
If you were selling you car wouldn't you wash it before you put the sign on it? If you were selling your house wouldn't you at the very least pick up the poop out of the floor before somebody that might want to buy it came to see it?
I have seen some horrible pictures of people on here. NO, I am not talking about them being unattractive (so no nasty email please) I'm talking about ladies displaying their vaginas in their "virtual store window" that is their profile and they haven't bothered to wash it first, the vagina, not the window.
I actually have seen the following: stuff stuck in it, might have been paper, don't know a tampon string an oddly colored wet substance
Did they not notice or is it possible they didn't even look at them before they posted them for the world to see?
There's a man on here that's in a recliner, naked, dick in hand, the photo was taken from a little bit of a distance so you can see the whole room around him. I have to be honest, the first thing I noticed was the filthy mess in his home(sink & counter space full of dirty dishes and pans, FILTH), not the fact that some guy was naked in a recliner.
The chances of getting me all sexed up in a place like that are an absolute "ZERO". Not gonna happen. And I can't imagine that i'm the only one that feels like that.
I certainly don't mean to offend anyone, ever, but it had to be said for their own good. All of us need a little tough love every now and then......
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Dirty Talk.....The Top 20
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Posted:Sep 23, 2008 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 2:09 pm
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According to a book I read, here are the....
Top 20 sexy phrases to help you talk dirty in bed:
1 This is going to be the filthiest night of your life
2 I'm dripping wet and gagging for you
3 Fuck me now!
4 You look really sexy when you do that...
5 You can have me any way you want
6 I'm your sex slave for the evening
7 I'm naked and I'm touching myself...
8 You make me so horny
9 I want you to touch me here...
10 It drives me wild when you look at me like that
11 Put your big, hard cock in my mouth
12 Get the camera!
13 I'm gonna lick you until you scream
14 Tie me up and touch me slowly
15 You taste so good
16 I want to rub my pussy all over your face
17 Pound me into oblivion
18 Fuck me like a porn star (** My personal fave!!!)
19 Spray your juice all over my tits
20 No-one has ever made me come as hard as you
I think we can improve as well as add to this "alleged" Top 20, don't you?
So give it to me, tell me all those dirty little perverted things you'd say to me if we were alone!! Don't hold back (that includes you too girls)
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My Most Embarrassing Moment on Here(so far)
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Posted:Sep 21, 2008 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2008 9:37 pm
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So my fave hottie on this site, MrsTwo posted a blog asking for our most embarrassing moment. I thought long and hard and decided to share the following:
I received a message on here one day from GreekGod, or something close to that, which was this olive complected guy with a hot body telling me how he loved my ass and described some naughty things I may enjoy. I thought oooh he's cute so I asked him to send me more pics in exchange for another of me. I opened the pic message and realized...........It was my younger brother
How disgusting is that? We agreed that I was here first so he canceled his membership.
After writing this, I remembered when the same brother found out I like to play with girls........
Incident #1 One night in my former little Den of Sin midtown condo, I was in the middle of receiving some really good oral sex from a sexy blond chick when I hear the following: "oh my god are you a lesbian?", it was the little brother.
I'd like to point out that being willing to partake in chick on chick action is a prerequisite for any girl that wants to date him. I guess it's fine for them but weird seeing your sister doing it. That was an awkward conversation later.
Incident #2 Ok, so the self proclaimed "GreekGod" younger brother saw me making out with a girl at a bar one night, walked by laughing, later told me that he was laughing because the week before she was sucking his dick in the front seat of his Hummer. I seriously thought I was going to vomit right there!!! He also added that was my payback for him walking in on me.
My brother and I hang out together often, have a lot of friends in common, we have now reached a point where we just kind of ask if the other knows the girl first. So far, this plan is working.
I came clean and now it's your turn. Can you top this?
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The Lover I Need (recycled)
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Posted:Sep 19, 2008 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2008 6:05 pm
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This is recycled post from March. The relationship with the #1BF was new, exciting, & sexually charged beyond belief, which is sad because I don't know that there's a place for him in my future anymore. I don't know if I ever mentioned that I met the #1BF because of the very first blog post I ever wrote.
The night I wrote this, I was so in need of an intense fuck session that I was breathing heavy and found myself talking in my sleepy, sexy voice as he calls it..............
If you have ever read my profile or blog you know that I know exactly what I want and what I need to satisfy me. It's a certain kind of pleasure that I seek, not your normal bill of some enjoyable foreplay, decent oral, followed by being penetrated to the finish line. No, it's more than that, much more that drives me to my 4-5 times a day need to orgasm. The pleasure that I crave is on a different level, an ecstasy that makes me oblivious to every other thing or possible distraction around me. It doesn't have to last for 2 hours, it can't be too pre-planned, it can't be faked.
The lover I need knows what i'm in the mood for by the look in my eye or the way my body moves. The lover I need is completely satisfied himself by watching me lift my ass 2 feet off the sheets in full climax from the way he touched me with his tongue. The lover I need knows the exact spot that soft kisses alone will get me wet. The lover I need knows that the best feeling you can have is that first moment he puts his cock inside me, sliding it in slowly. Nothing is better than that.That feeling has a moan that is reserved just for it. It is quality not quantity that my body desires, a skilled lover that it is in fine tune with me and understands that this kind of sex, this level of ecstasy, this kind of pleasure is the most enjoyable, satisfying feeling you will ever have.
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The Great Panty Debate........
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Posted:Sep 18, 2008 9:18 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2009 11:26 am
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With the possibility of me being single, I think it's important that I get in touch with what men "under 60" think is sexy. The spouse thinks my thong is too skimpy to be worn out in public(yes, i mean under my clothes), but he also would prefer I stopped my waxing ritual and rocked a jungle bush so big that I have to go up a whole size in my panties just to fit it all in there. Yikes!!
When I had all the boyfriends, I just went with what I felt was hot and not one of them ever complained, but I still would like different opinions. & all the girls that read my posts, feel free to let me know what you think too.
My very best friend in the whole world is a gay guy, so i'm sure you can see my dilemma on trying to get the guys point of view ..........
Currently, for normal everyday wear I rock a thong. I wear the boy shorts just hanging around the house,to bed, or if they're a must in a particular outfit. They can be a sexy surprise under a skirt
So this is simple:
What do you think looks best on a woman?
Thong/G-string or Boy shorts (see pic on left)
Or if you like both tell me why....
You wouldn't want your favorite sex addict entering the single world in the wrong panties now would you?? No, of course not.
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Have you seen my "V" card?
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Posted:Sep 17, 2008 10:03 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2008 2:34 pm
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So while on the stair master this morning I started wondering how many times i've had sex in my life, not the number of partners, but the number of actual times. Finally, I gave up and decided it would be impossible to count so I started thinking about how it all started. It was the early 90's, I was a crazy, hyper active, fresh faced, 17 yr old cheerleader in what was then a small country town. My boyfriend was so excited that Saturday morning when he got the call telling him "guess what? tonight's the night" oh my god wasn't that a Rod Stewart song? Anyway, back to me loosing my "V" card..... There was something about that day, when I woke up I just knew it was time, it was like my head just decided that today we're having sex. About an hour after making the call, both the boyfriend and I were at our high school for our various practices, when I first saw him I was a little embarrassed, I don't know why but I was. The embarrassment soon passed and I just had fun with it. I'd look at him across the field and smile, blow him kisses, bend over at just the right time, you now all those mean, flirty things we girls do that make you boys crazy when you're teenagers.
Side Note: I've since realized that my afternoon of trying to be a sexy, flirty, tease changed my life forever. That day I moved from innocent,teenage Caterpillar to the tight skirt wearing, cleavage baring, sex lovin butterfly I am today. I've just fine tuned my flirting and teasing now.
As luck would have it, we found out the boyfriends parents would be out that night. I go to his house around 7,in full make up, big hair, plus cute outfit. I can only compare my level of excitement to that of the night before my parents took us to Disney World. Boyfriend greets me with a hug and kisses, attempts to make small talk, of which I didn't hear a single word he said. I couldn't wait any longer so I said yeah, yeah, yeah, i'm ready let's go! He looked nervous but led me to his bedroom. We made out for a while, I decided he was going to slow so I slid off the bed and slowly removed my clothes, never taking my eyes off of him (i'd seen that in a movie I think). Thank god I thought ahead and had snatched 5 condoms from my brother because boyfriend was a moron and forgot that part. Moving on.... So when he finally put it in I thought i'd been stabbed down there, it was terrible....at first, then it got a little better, and then it was over. Ahhh... that was the greatest 3 1/2 minutes of my life!
There I was, basking in my post sex after glow,"V" card gone, laying on a blue plaid comforter with a towel under my butt (yes, even then I was concerned with cleanliness) with Billy Idol looking down on us from the poster above the bed.
I realized that it had to be better than this or all these people wouldn't be doing it so much, so I knew we needed to practice... A LOT!!! Well, eventually the boyfriend told me I wanted to do it too much, so I broke up with him and moved on.
I later saw him at our class reunion, he said he couldn't believe what an idiot he was to get freaked out because I wanted sex so much. I responded with "you have no idea" smiled and walked away, then of course best friend B and I laughed like we were 15 yr olds.
Well I never did figure out how many times i've had sex in my life but it was fun to think about the day I lost my "V" card. I've come a very long way with my sex since then........
So on to the question for you:
WHERE did you lose your virginity?
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Hot Sexy Live Talk!!
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Posted:Sep 15, 2008 9:43 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2008 2:32 pm
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As you know, I enjoy all the forms of pornography that the world has to offer me. Reading the skin mags has become almost non existent to me since the internet started bringing whatever hot and nasty porn, my perverted little mind desires.
Tonight, I found some magazines that I bought while in Europe and must have forgotten about. I love when that happens! It's like switching handbags and finding a loose hundred dollar bill. Anyway, so sitting on the floor of my closet, I flip through, page after page, not so much getting hot for some chick on chick action, but rather noticing how different the international mags are from our US versions. Those European women are dirty, dirty girls. I just adore them all! I know i've mentioned it before, but it bears repeating, Europe has the best porn stores in the whole world. Hands down!
When I finish wondering if men that prefer women that don't shave, would be considered a fetish, I pull out an old "Raw Sex", as soon as I saw the cover, I remembered why I kept it.
It says "Angela's piping hot pussy will churn your ball butter" Ball butter! It just doesn't get better than that does it?
So, I look through it for a while, then move on to the back. I think the back of these sinful publications has got to be my favorite part of all.(well sometimes) They always provide me with endless entertainment. You have at least 50 choices of "Hot Sexy Talk" numbers you can call. Most with their own specialties geared toward only the pickiest fetish connoisseur. You've got your choice of: Barely legal Cum guzzling sluts (I should start a softball team and call them that) Cum in my ass Fuck my ass I just love to suck Cum here and do me Fuck my tight cunt Horny as hell Screw me I want your big cock Hard core domination Oriental sluts Horny housewives Naughty older women Wet twat
Maybe I should get my own hot sexy talk line, i've been told I have a sexy voice more then once, So I might be able to pull it off. It could be a good back up plan for when i'm older if my whole cougar thing doesn't pan out.
Ok, so now it's your turn..... Tell me about your experiences with these numbers. Did you get off on it? What did they say? Do you tell them what you want to talk about or do they just say things like "oh yeah your cock his huge stick it in here"? If you've never called one, have you ever thought about it?
p.s. See, I always keep my promises, no bitching.
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Bitching about my profile?????
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Posted:Sep 14, 2008 9:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2008 6:45 pm
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If you've ever checked out my profile, you've probably noticed that i've made a pretty specific list of what i'm looking for.
I laid it out in black and white.... great sense of humor uninhibited fan of the Brazilian wax into lots of oral, etc....
My profile mentions my much older spouse. Being with someone so much older may have appeared to be a good idea in my mid 20's, but not now. If i'm on here bitching about how he won't play with me anymore because he's too old to appreciate his bad girl wife with the above average sex drive, why in the hell would I be interested in hooking up with someone even older than him? I'm sorry, but at 36 I don't need someone in their 70's. At the very least i'd be afraid they would drop dead on me in the middle of a reverse cowgirl.
I don't think I should be called a racist because i'm not into black guys. That's not fair! I also refuse to sleep with German men because I watched a porn with a freaky D.P. scene using no lube at 90 mph, but I don't get nasty messages from them. I have friends that ONLY sleep with black guys because they love that BBC, i'd be happy to forward them your info.
Here's some other things I don't like: 1. Men so hairy they could be mistaken for bigfoot in the woods. (go get waxed!we are Greek and my brothers have been getting waxed for years, no big deal) 2. Men that weigh less than I do (i'm 115) 3. Big giant cocks(don't want my girl all stretched out) 4. Feminine acting men 5. Men more obsessed with their appearance than I am 6. A guy with hair that's longer than mine (just above my waist) 7. Any man with bad manners or disrespectful 8. A man too afraid to try new things in bed 9. Guys so self conscience about their bodies that they don't like to be naked (if i wasn't attracted to you i wouldn't be there in the first place)
So any of you guys that qualify for items 1-9, i'll be awaiting your messages telling me how horrible it is that I won't agree to fuck you because i'm not into these things. Do you seriously believe that I will read said nasty message and think to myself "well, maybe he's right and I should give him a chance?" ummmm NO, not to mention why in the hell would I waste my time on someone acting like that in an initial email? What the hell? Get over it and move on!
I am a friendly person that can get along with anyone. I am also a very self aware, body conscience person that knows exactly what I want and what my body needs, with that being said, i'm not going to apologize because i'm not into you for a reason you don't think is good enough.
I know you guys on here have specific wants. Do the girls that don't fit into those parameters send YOU nasty messages?
This is my cheap therapy and i'm just venting I promise no bitching in my next post!!!!
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The No-Strings Sex Checklist
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Posted:Sep 10, 2008 8:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2008 2:57 pm
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I just read this article called "The truth about hooking up".
The article claims that hooking up has replaced dating as the primary form of male-female socializing.
I remember the term "hooking up" being used when I was in high school, but usually when some guy fucked one of the publicly known whores or talked some chick that he knew was in love with him into sucking him off.
I didn't start hooking up until I was about 19 and far away from home not to mention my Dad.
I think my generation just doesn't take sex all that seriously.
Back in my spouses day they went on proper dates, of course they were probably to the Malt Shop where they ran into Potsie and Ritchie and got a raging hard on if they so much as saw a bra strap, but they were still official dates and not the "I met the hottest guy at this party and I let him put it in my ass in the bathroom" hook ups of today.
Some interesting info:
44% of the women polled say that they feel bad about themselves after a hook up.
Only 10% of friends with benefits turn into committed relationships.
73% of the women felt like there's not enough men to go around.
When the hook up involved oral sex only, 45% of the time the girl was the only one going down.
Ok, first I have to wonder exactly who the hell these pathetic women they polled are? My entire sex life is basically a series of well orchestrated hook ups. There is not a chance that if oral was the only sex involved that i'd be going home unsatisfied. Why would you feel bad about yourself? It's just sex! I know that my mindset is often compared to that of a guy, but seriously, lighten up! Sex does not have to equal love.... I have no idea where they found the women they polled but I bet if they polled all the women on this site the answers would be completely different.
The No-Strings Sex Checklist:
Hooking Up Is For You If............
**You like to gamble, to you uncertainty is exciting. **You're focused on friendships versus romantic unions. **You just got out of a relationship and want to play the field.
Hooking Up Is NOT For You If...........
**You're happiest in a committed relationship. **You tend to be the jealous type. **You usually get attached to people you're physically intimate with.
I do think there's something romantic and sweet about the old school date and a nice change of pace every now and then, but I'll be honest, the new school hook up just turns me on sometimes.
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Am I Just A Great Big Chicken?
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Posted:Sep 4, 2008 11:50 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 7:47 am
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I read a lot of the blogs on here. They have provided me with hours of entertainment as well as plenty to think about while i'm touching myself.
One of the blogs I read is by a married woman who seeks out sex with strangers. The couple are also swingers and do so often. There are several other blogs similar to that, a few differences, but still some seriously hot sex adventures. After reading the juicy details and being noticeably wet, i'm also a little jealous that these woman are having all this crazy, fearless sex and i'm not. I think i'm just a great big chicken when it comes to sex with strangers. Even the one night stands i've had, i've at least had conversation with the whole night leading up to the point that I decided "what the hell?, he looks like he could deliver some decent tongue action." I've been out and noticed some guy across the room and could just feel the "sex" on him so much so that my breathing pattern changed, but still would never consider letting him be alone with me until I got to know him just a little bit.
Am I being ridiculous with my fears? Am I missing out on something amazing?
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Your Favorite Sex Addict Has A Craving.............
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Posted:Sep 2, 2008 11:34 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2008 2:31 pm
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We all crave sex, well all of us on here anyway, we crave the act, the feeling, the build up, and ultimately the orgasm.
Do you ever crave anything specific?
For example, I have been craving being ass fucked like crazy lately. I have no idea why, maybe i've not noticed that i'm in the mood to be a dirty girl. Who knows?
Sometimes I roll over in the morning and think, ooh, I need to be licked until I beg for mercy. Sometimes I know my body needs to fucked hard and deep. I've always craved specific things and pursue my sex partner for that round accordingly.
My body always tells me where I will find my satisfaction for the day.
Now,after writing this, my body feels like it needs to be ass fucked and licked at the same time. mmmmmmm
So again I ask, do you ever crave a specific thing before pursuing sex?
Do you choose your target for the day based on their talents with your craving?
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Repressed By The 60 Year Old Spouse
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Posted:Aug 29, 2008 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2008 11:27 am
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I know I bitch and moan about my 60yr old spouse and our virtually sexless marriage quite a bit, even telling some of his dirty little secrets from time to time. Remember the big ole purple dildo? so funny... We just had our 12th anniversary. That's right, i'm only 36, do the math. I was married right out of college, I never had the opportunity to experience life as an adult on my own. He has taken care of me somewhat like you would a . The #1Bf couldn't believe that I had no idea how to use a debit card, much less how much things cost. Why would I? The spouse has always handled everything and i'm given an allowance and a credit card. I've pretty much been sheltered from the real world. I've come a long way in the last five months, learning to do lots of things for myself, including use a debit card. He does let me work, he doesn't really like it, but has always understood that i'm not exactly the housewife type. He thinks I work in my home office doing a simple little busy job that just happens to be based in NYC, what he doesn't know is that I actually hold an "Executive Director" position.
So now i've come to a cross roads and i'm thinking it's time to move on. I've had a decent amount of boyfriends over the last 3 1/2 years, that have taken up the slack for what he wasn't giving me at home. That being, enough sex and enough attention. As I've mentioned before, he has been well aware of my "needy" sexual appetite since he met me.
I really believe I will never be able to find a perfect match for me and my various needs. Unless that changes,I just think monogamy isn't for me.
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Summer Camp for Adults !!!
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Posted:Aug 29, 2008 7:45 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2008 6:03 am
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As a I was never allowed to go to sleep away camp. I'm not sure if that was because my parents thought I would be molested or that I was severely hyperactive and the camp wouldn't have me. I had two friends that went every summer and I'd be so envious when they told me all about their sleep away camp adventures. Looking back, I think I would have had lots more fun if I had gone at age 15 instead of 8. I am certain I would have been able to top any of their adventures then. Speaking of summer camp...........
In a past post I wrote about "Swingstock", which is a camping trip for swingers. I found a camp for the Kink lovin folks!!!! Kinky Summer Camp A five day retreat for fetishes and fun Some of the activities include:
Japanese rope bondage workshops
Massage in the Pamporium, By the way, I found out the Pamporium is not for diaper fetishists
There's an auction where you can bid on things such as: service-oriented submissives pain sluts gentle sadists
After you've finished your campfire sing a long you can go check out the following:
Bondage suspension systems rigged from thick oak trees that can suspend five women at once
Gazebos with leather slings hung in them
In addition to these naughty nature nooks there are three large, fully equipped dungeons, aptly named Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory, open around the clock for disciplinary caning,whipping, and hot wax drippings.
Two rules worth mentioning: No non-human pets allowed No sex in the dining hall
Here is an example of some of the announcements blasted over the PA system:
"Fire demo at 8pm. We still need volunteers for th human zipper; if you love clothespins, please sign up!"
The Portable Clit Washer, or PCW is located near the tennis courts.
Ok, this sounds so much cooler than paddling a canoe,archery,and a musty ass bunk bed.
Where's the sign up sheet???
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