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Assolgist and the Penis-Shaped Lunar Ass-Dildo Rover  

tgurlyish 44T
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10/21/2020 6:22 am
Assolgist and the Penis-Shaped Lunar Ass-Dildo Rover

I'm always surprised when somebody writes me and points out some detail about my ass in a photo that I posted. It's like they have studied it as if they were given an assignment for an advanced degree in Assology or something. Maybe they are writing a dissertation on the nuances of my ass. IDK. Don't get me wrong, at some level it's quite flattering, and let's face it, if I could, even I would fuck me! (Who needs friends when you're double jointed, right?) But no, while I love being twisted like a pretzel as much as the next gurl, I'm not that flexible. But overall it just strikes a bit odd and I'm never quite sure how respond that, so, sometimes I don't.

"So Fuckable!" or "Damn! Gurl, That Ass!" or something like that is usually what most say. I know how respond that! I give a heartfelt "Thank You!" while maybe checking out their profile (if I'm able, non-paying member here). Maybe , maybe , depending the day and if I have time and if the site allows me . But there are a couple of guys that go about something they noticed, say, like a panty line imprint my skin that was such a turn for them or some other odd thing. I try not post pix like those because I don't like see the clothing imprints myself. Guess I missed that before posting those. And evidently I don't fully understand my target audience.

Sure I post for everyone's enjoyment and give an idea of who I am, and also meet a few nice people here, some just buddies, some email friends, and a few in person. (You know who you are! Where's my testimonials? ) I figure that when I put a pic, it get's viewed, and if it's tickles their fancy (or fanny, or any other parts, wink, wink) they'll whip it out and imagine what it'd feel like slide their cock inside . I know I think like that, too. Completely normal run-of the-mill perverts like , I suppose. I get horned sometimes just with the thought of someone doing a workout routine my pix, "Jerks and Squirts", ten reps... You'll loose a lot of fluids so remember stay hydrated! I know that pix can help , too. Pix and my vivid imagination. I'm liking a nice ass or pussy as much as anybody, and yes, a nice cock, too. Have you read my other blog posts!!?. (and to you other gurls! , the things I want do with those pretty faces and other places! But I stray.)

I view a couple of pix and next thing I know is I'm putting lube up my ass and then thinking about grabbing that nice cock just saw and getting it ready for by rubbing my slippery hands over it till it's nice and hard. Then I'll "assume the position". I am soooo ready, so, so wanting at this point that I'll put my face down into the pillow and put my ass at the perfect height to get fucked. I have a sex machine that's perfect for these times when I can't meet... like now, damn Covid. My imagination takes those pix and just runs with it. Maybe it's a face shot that was sent, maybe it's an email conversation or a we had, it gets melded into my building<b> fantasy. </font></b>Then I'll just imagine backing onto that cock using my hand to guide it in. Imagining being grabbed by my hips and being pulled in closer and closer... "Houston we have lift off!" "Full Speed Ahead, Mr. Sulu!" , , gawd I am so horny that my dildo just screamed "I give ! UNCLE!" but I turn the speed anyway... Faster, Faster, Faster! Then an awful grinding sound! The machine broke! I broke my sex machine? I didn't even think that was possible! Really! It Broke! ??? Had finish by hand... with no one help! Poor . (Yes, that machine... the one in the videos I posted.) And now I have sleep the wet spot, as well, damn, keeps getting better, but I sleep soundly anyway. So, the point was, I do post for others enjoyment as well.

So if we can't meet in person, there's no harm in it. If we can't fucking get together to fuck together, let's masturbate together separately! I figure having some random people masturbating to my pix is the same reason that porn is so popular, it's the next best thing to being there, right? What's the saying? 90 percent of the people masturbate to porn, the other ten percent are liars. So masturbate away! (and send the "tribute shot" I always wanted one of those!) And to those who point out to me to say my pix ARE porn, I say to that, It's not porn if you happen to be the one doing it, then it's just part of your life.

Now, back to our budding Assologists. I imagine they are zooming in to hundreds times of magnitude looking for perspective not obvious us normal perverts. They've got their protractors out figuring the camera angles and plotting out vectors angles graph charts. I imagine they're mapping the pores, freckles, and ingrown hairs my skin like some sort of lunar landscape, complete with drawings and diagrams, naming the places with monikers like "Hip-Waist Curve", "Girly Ball Cove", "The Great Crevice", "Dark Hole Crater" and other equally unimaginative names their sciency brains output . But I also imagine they have the<b> fantasy </font></b>of building some sort of penis-shaped lunar ass-dildo rover go four-wheeling over the "Myass" terrain find a place drill in deep down at just the perfect spot like some nerdy sexed- techies might have a want do.

Weird, right? But now that I think of it, maybe I should be "in" for it, so speak, and get back in touch with them. Maybe I can borrow the dildo rover and set them to work... I'll tell them to bring their "tools" because they probably would know how to repair my sex machine.


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