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thegrlsnme 63F  
2479 posts
10/14/2016 5:37 am
Think, before you beat on the door.


Good morning I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your. Somebody definitely could use hers. I might have to go stray hunting.

This might be a lil crude, but it was worth the laugh.

We just finished up a job in Detroit, which is not one of my favorite cities to work in.

Anyway, I was on the job site taking my morning dump. This was not one of those in and done deals.

This is the 10 minute dump. The one where you can sit on the toilet and read a book, get on Facebook, talk with your friends, take a bath, or anything else you feel like doing. You know that kind of dump.

All of a sudden, I hear this I Bam Bam Bam on the door.

I'm thinking to myself holy s***, at least let me get finished here.

I'm also thinking one of the girls must have to use the bathroom awfully bad.

I'm like okay get off the toilet. I didn't use the air freshener I figure they can come into the bathroom the way it is. Especially if they're in that much of a hurry.

I open the door and this dude is standing there with a clipboard and a helmet. This conservative, straight-laced, serious looking dude.

He says to me, I'm the building inspector.

I'm thinking, big f****** deal. This job site has 20 women on it what makes you think one of us wouldn't be taking a morning shit.

I look at him, with the straightest face, and say if you go in there you will die. And I continue to nonchalantly walk away.

I hear him say I guess I can wait a few minutes before I go in there. I am laughing my f****** ass off. Teach you to beat on the women's bathroom when the door is locked.

In fact I laughed my ass off about the whole thing. I told all the women on the job site even the women not on my crew. They laughed their asses off.

Hell, somebody made it to the superintendent before I did. She goes to me Linda, I cannot believe you did that and she laughed.

We're still laughing about it a couple days later.

What did you do for a laugh today.


Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


HDSoftail20067 53M  
250 posts
10/14/2016 6:40 am

Wow, glad you found the humor in the whole thing! Some people have no clue Keep smiling!


pocogato12 68F  
35007 posts
10/14/2016 7:00 am

Made my Friday morning!!!!!!!!!! Love it- sounds like something naughty I would do
Repeats are allowed

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mc_justmc 60M  
6628 posts
10/14/2016 4:44 pm

Perfect response!!!!


thegrlsnme 63F  
1683 posts
10/14/2016 9:57 pm

    Quoting HDSoftail20067:
    Wow, glad you found the humor in the whole thing! Some people have no clue Keep smiling!
I would have been more embarrassed if he did go in......?thegrls

Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


thegrlsnme 63F  
1683 posts
10/14/2016 9:58 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Made my Friday morning!!!!!!!!!! Love it- sounds like something naughty I would do
    Repeats are allowed
Makes me laugh even now, thinking about it.......thegrls

Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


Resident_Bitch 103M/103F
9132 posts
10/15/2016 12:31 am

I guess he'll be ordering himself a gas mask, for future encounters with women.....

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thegrlsnme 63F  
1683 posts
10/15/2016 7:10 pm

I did do pretty good on that one.....thegrls

Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


thegrlsnme 63F  
1683 posts
10/15/2016 7:11 pm

    Quoting Resident_Bitch:
    I guess he'll be ordering himself a gas mask, for future encounters with women.....
They will start demanding hazard pay...........thegrls

Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


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