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tickles4us 58M
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4/26/2020 10:04 am

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4/29/2020 12:17 pm

aww we huwt poow pwesident twump's


feewings.

The pwesident was seen wandewing wound and wound in his ovaw office looking for a cownew pout in.

Now he is pouting in his cownew in his bedwoom.

He won't wet anybody come out and pway on the stage if he can't.

The poow citizens wiww have do without the advice and encouwagement of the doctows and the bwiwwiant inventive weadewship of the stabwe genius.

The mean wying pwess was diswupting his pewfowmances.

The nasty nasty doctows wewe steawing his wimewight and confusing his messages.

It's vewy hawd fow a stabwe genius to expwess himself at a wevew that common peopwe can undewstand.

As he himsewf said...

"what is the puwpose of having white house news confewences when the wamestweam media asks nothing but hostiwe questions & then wefuses to wepowt the twuth or facts accuwatewy. They get wecowd watings, & the Amewican people get nothing but fake news. Not wowth the time and effowt."

"I've had gweat "watings" my whole wife, thewe's nothing unusual about that fow me. The white house news confewence watings are "thwough the woof" (Monday night footbaww, Bachewow finale, nytimes) but I don't cawe about that. I cawe about going awound the fake news to the PEOPLE!"

"The most often used phwase in the wamestweam media, by faw, is 'souwces say', ow 'officiaws who spoke on the condition of anonymity', ow anything similaw which awwows fake news to make up phony quote fwom a pewson who doesn't even exist. The Amewican people should demand NAMES!"

You know wike when he says "peopwe have told me" ow "I have it fwom weliabwe souwces" etc.

OVERHEARD IN THE MEETING PREBREIFING...

"So I've heawd fwom weliable souwces that a chwowox enema will cwean out the cowona viwus…. in like a minute! Just one minute to kiww aww the viwuses inside... shouwd we be wooking into that fow tweatment? or maybe like an inhaler... we can use the Lysol spray cans... Anothew knowwedgeablwe guy towd me... using the sun or uwtwa viowet wight kiwws the viwus quickwy too... couwd that be wowked into a new tweatment plan... like to attack the viwus inside somehow.... maybe like putting peopwe in gween houses or something... and the heat fwom the sun couwd wowk too then couwdn't it...

"wemembew the cuwe can't be wowse than the pwobwem itsewf… be cawefuw, be safe, use common sense!

"be on the wookout fow the invisibwe enemy!"

"How could peopwe say such a thing... I nevew said the pandemic was a hoax!"

"Is the weathew tuwning wawm yet"

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tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/29/2020 12:17 pm

    Quoting thikhead:
    and now hes having a pissy-fit against fox news,

    who usually channel most of his propaganda.

    odd, one of the "points" is an upcoming of ads outlining his faults

    from a group called REPUBLICANS FOR THE RULE OF LAW!
Lol, could it be?... Are republicans finally growing their backbones back. And all it took was a national disaster and his presence on TV long enough for the people and the polls to start seeing him for the useless lying conman degenerate pig that he is.

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thikhead 63M
3071 posts
4/29/2020 9:13 am

and now hes having a pissy-fit against fox news,

who usually channel most of his propaganda.

odd, one of the "points" is an upcoming of ads outlining his faults

from a group called REPUBLICANS FOR THE RULE OF LAW!

"were all in this together"


tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/29/2020 8:59 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    You're just copying twump's sarcasm!!!
Ssshhhh, be wery wery quiet...

Pwagiawism is a wery sewious chawge.

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lindoboy100 57M
21339 posts
4/29/2020 4:13 am



You're just copying twump's sarcasm!!!

Pull ma finger.........


tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/26/2020 5:38 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    My FWB, who was over today, rambled on for hours about Trump and the unholy democrats and Governor Whitmer's fascism... I didn't even pretend to listen. His supporters are certainly very loyal to him.
Well he does praise loyalty. Loyalty to the point of stupidity it seems or just those that are of the same frame of mind as he is and therefor see nothing wrong with his view points or actions. The kind that follow dictators blindly.

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tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/26/2020 5:01 pm

    Quoting thikhead:
    first of all, great humor, and spot on.
    the people hes fired in his childish and dangerous tantrums,
    when combined,
    could run a country on par with the best around the world.

    and yet his cultists still follow him.
    god help us all.

    as an independent, ive NEVER voted dem nor rep,
    BUT this year, no matter who you are, ITS GOTTA BE BIDEN -

    like him or not, at least hes NOT trump.
    and as an independent,
    i realize voting independent will be a lost vote.
    sadly, the dems and reps together made sure of that
    (another subject for another blog).

    theres NO OTHER WAY to avoid 4 more years of trump
    and EVERY VOTE COUNTS.

    THEN, when democracy is restored,
    we can go back to debating rather than debasing,
    sharing ideas instead of insulting them,
    taking responsibility instead of making excuses and placing blame,
    and upholding the constitutions spirit
    rather than mining for and exploiting loopholes.

    and who knows?
    maybe the handful of republican politicians
    who are good and thoughtful will realize theyre RINO
    and give rise to what our country needs most -
    a viable third party.

    BUT FIRST, THIS YEAR, WE MUST UNITE AS ONE VOICE FOR ONE REASON -
    party politics be damned, this is MUCH more important -

    we have to clean the trump-o-virus
    out of the white-wash house.

Yep, he's got to go away.

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tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/26/2020 4:58 pm

    Quoting ombnd:
    You should be writing for the Capital Steps! Great job!


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tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/26/2020 4:57 pm

Weawy, I taught I saw an invisibwe puddy tat.

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secret_lade 46F
3737 posts
4/26/2020 4:04 pm

My FWB, who was over today, rambled on for hours about Trump and the unholy democrats and Governor Whitmer's fascism... I didn't even pretend to listen. His supporters are certainly very loyal to him.


thikhead 63M
3071 posts
4/26/2020 1:07 pm

first of all, great humor, and spot on.
the people hes fired in his childish and dangerous tantrums,
when combined,
could run a country on par with the best around the world.

and yet his cultists still follow him.
god help us all.

as an independent, ive NEVER voted dem nor rep,
BUT this year, no matter who you are, ITS GOTTA BE BIDEN -

like him or not, at least hes NOT trump.
and as an independent,
i realize voting independent will be a lost vote.
sadly, the dems and reps together made sure of that
(another subject for another blog).

theres NO OTHER WAY to avoid 4 more years of trump
and EVERY VOTE COUNTS.

THEN, when democracy is restored,
we can go back to debating rather than debasing,
sharing ideas instead of insulting them,
taking responsibility instead of making excuses and placing blame,
and upholding the constitutions spirit
rather than mining for and exploiting loopholes.


and who knows?
maybe the handful of republican politicians
who are good and thoughtful will realize theyre RINO
and give rise to what our country needs most -
a viable third party.

BUT FIRST, THIS YEAR, WE MUST UNITE AS ONE VOICE FOR ONE REASON -
party politics be damned, this is MUCH more important -

we have to clean the trump-o-virus
out of the white-wash house.


"were all in this together"


ombnd 58M  
54 posts
4/26/2020 12:50 pm

You should be writing for the Capital Steps! Great job!


redrockrascal 61M
21530 posts
4/26/2020 11:42 am

Wwong, just wwong

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
4/26/2020 10:10 am

Happy Biwthday to Mewania, our gweat Fiwst Wady!

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