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Posted:Apr 23, 2015 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2020 4:20 pm
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First off I'm dyslexic. So if I don't proof read my posts or comments well enough you will likely see some of those silly mistakes that dyslexics make. Being dyslexic I read a bit slower then someone who isn't and sometimes I miss words or letters or switch them around into a different order. You would be amazed how much that can affect the meaning of a sentence. So if I make a comment that seems out of place or harsh I probably misread something or miss typed it as it seems dyslexia affects many areas of reading and writing including spelling and punctuation as well as composition (I'm always leaving out words or even entire sentences, oops). Leaving out a comma can change the meaning of a sentence or muddle it very well. As a rule I don't make negative comments intended to hurt someone unless of course they have insulted or offended me in some way. I do sometimes make sarcastic or ironic remarks usually for the purposes of humor or to play with words as I like to do that. So you may not see me making posts to my blog very often as it really is a pain in the ass to write something then try to edit it before I post it and have it make sense. Besides by the time I get done reading all the interesting blogs and making an occasional comment my brain is often tired and I've probably forgotten what I was going to say. It's a real pain when you are trying to write something and you can't recall the word you want to use. That happens with names also much to my embarrassment. Sometimes I can't recall my own name when I'm introducing myself, boy is that embarrassing, .

Those homophones are a bitch and are sometimes hard to notice when editing but seem to be apparent later when I re-read a post, lol.

My laugh at the way I pronounce words sometimes, which I don't mind laughter is good and I know I don't pronounce things right if I haven't used the word in speech a lot recently. I've always loved reading and have a very good vocabulary as far as understanding what a word means. I just have difficulty recalling them and pronouncing some of them on demand. The pick on me about my hand writing also which is understandable to me. My hand writing looks like an anonymous ransom note with a mix of printing (mostly) and cursive as well as my interpretations of the alphabet all crammed together and mixed in with random capitalized letters. I feel sorry for the people at the school when I have to write a note and don't take the time to try and make it legible . I love my Franklin speaking electronic dictionary, it sure beats the printed ones when I'm checking on the spelling of a word and it will even speak it for me.

I remember in the sixth grade taking the evaluation tests that they were doing in school at the time (about 1973) in Colorado. The teacher seemed surprised that I had a twelfth grade reading comprehension and vocabulary level on the test. I couldn't read out loud in class very well because the words jumped around and I couldn't read as fast as I could talk and I made those mistakes that dyslexics make. All and all a halting, jumbled up and not very smooth recital. But I did very well on the tests. I think it was all those years of reading that allowed me to be able to take the test well. It just took me longer to read the questions and finish the test, but years of reading had made it easier to not get frustrated at having to read the question over and over before I was confident that I understood it well. They had me reading to the first graders at one point in the sixth grade. I don't know if they thought it would help my ability to read out loud or what. I have to say reading simple story books and running my finger under the words wasn't as difficult as reading the other books in class but it was still a bit bumpy and out of order at times. But the enjoyed being read to.

So to all you snobs out there who think that just because someone mixes up their there's or two's or their writings are incoherent it may not be because they are stupid as dyslexia is a lot more common than you may think and is not at all related to intelligence though it is often misinterpreted that way (I understand, I do it too) . That is not to say that some people are not just lazy and sloppy with their writing though.

Below are some opinions, thoughts, ideas and even some pictures. Leave a comment if you would like too.
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MRE...
Posted:Oct 10, 2020 7:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2020 5:26 am
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Muff Ready Eat

Inspired by a certain profile picture from a woman's profile here in Vermont that I have been gazing at hungrily...

Some pictures qualify as fine art and a dinner menu...
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Is karma finally biting back?
Posted:Oct 1, 2020 11:17 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2020 12:03 am
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Or is it more fake news from the Whitehouse?
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Have you heard about this..
Posted:Jun 10, 2020 3:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2020 5:01 pm
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That apparently the police officer Derek Chauvin knew George Floyd from previous employment at a night club they both worked security at. According the source there was tension in the relationship.

From what I have seen so far it seems Chauvin is one of those violent, and it sounds more and more, racist types that given the opportunity murder someone he had a disagreement with took that opportunity and abused his power as a police officer. It also explains the look he was displaying while he was learning on Floyd's neck with his hand in/on his pocket as the man complained about breathing... he didn't care... he had a purpose. That's my opinion anyways.

Look at the mess Chauvin has caused to be able to do what he did and it wasn't even official really it was a personal matter by the sounds of it.

This is not an e- address. https://www.msn./en-us/news/us/former-coworker-says-floyd-and-chauvin-bumped-heads/ar-BBgjEQ?ocid=spartandhp
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Another unsolicited call...
Posted:May 27, 2020 11:34 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2020 6:50 am
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The caller ID didn't say anything more than the phone number they were supposedly calling from.... So today I decided to answer it.

What do I hear from the other side of the connection? Well, I'm not sure I remember the exact words but it was something to the effect of... "This is an important call." My immediate conditioned reflex was...Bullshit! Then the next words were "Do not hang up." And a thought flashed through my mind is that instant...so are these stupid fucks actually trying to mind games with me? Telling me they are making an important and totally unsolicited call to me personally at the phone number that I for AND that I can't hang up?

Can you guess who it was from? Did you guess ? I've had a long standing disagreement with these bastards. Now don't get me wrong... I love the service they provide when I'm looking for something etc. But their tactics for getting people who happen own businesses their blackmail or extortion for "Fixing the free listing" they offer to you is absolutely reministic of the "Mob gangster insurance plans" to keep them from burning your place of business down. Now given my circumstances I don't want their free listing. I tried several years ago to get them on separate occasions remove the bogus listing they had put up on my business. What a bunch of bullshit run around that turned out be. I temporarily succeeded in getting them remove the bogus information for a short period of time but then it returned. The same misinformation concerning my business listed on the internet for all see and get misguided. Of course the endless calls trying coerce into giving them approximately a few hundred dollars for a onetime fee to fix the listing restarted also.

I find these tactics to be very abusive to say the least. I have never wanted or asked list my business in anyway that I can recall. I have tried fix the listing after trying get it removed but no way in hell you can do that...unless you for that extorsionistic fee.

So What do you think I did after I heard the "do not hang up" Command? Damn right I hung up. FUCK you . So put that in your Damn search engines and choke on it you Mother Fuckers.

It might take longer then I have in years bleed them death making pointless calls but at least I get the satisfaction of knowing they are still trying get my business/ and they never will.

I'm seriously thinking on sueing them for their extorsionistic tactics. Maybe I should get Tyrumps buddy lawyer on the case.

Who are your "favorite" unsolicited callers?
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So where are we now....
Posted:May 2, 2020 12:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2020 1:17 pm
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On the hand shaking thing?

They started out saying cover your face when you cough...

Then don't cough into your hand...

Then they where saying "don't shake hands"...

Which is fine with as I don't like shaking hands anyways. Mostly because I don't want your fucking germs... Besides which most of you guys don't wash your hands when you reaaaallly ought , not mention your always grabbing your dicks or scratching your ass or either wiping or picking your nose or some damn thing.

Then it was cough into your elbow...

Then it was instead of shaking hands do an elbow bump...

And I thought... Wait a minute now..... Hold on... So do I have this right? You didn't want us to cough into our hands because then when we shake hands or touch things we pass on the virus. So you said well don't shake hands for a while. Or if you have to do something then bump elbows. But you said to cough into our elbows instead of our hands... Anybody feel like you're going in a circle?

Then you have a jackass that goes into a hospital and doesn't wear a mas...even though his people were informed of the hospitals rules that everyone must wear masks... And says... He doesn't need , Because he gets tested regularly... (Got a few thoughts on that do you? I know i sure do) and he's in the same areas where the patients are and in fact is seen doing what? Bumping elbows with a patient that is in a bed wearing a mas.. Ohhhh but that isn't all now. When the press releases the fact that all this happened he says he wasn't informed of the requirement wear a mas. AND the press reveals the lie the world, what does this piece of shit do? Announces they are going press charges against the reporter for releasing...what did they call it? Sensitive information or some such shit. Really? How sensitive or mission revealing is the release of the fact that the VP is as big a liar as the prick that is currently in the office of the president?

So where the hell are you supposed be coughing now... and do we bump elbows, shake hands or grab each others...

I have an idea for a cough containment system for Tyrump and Pence... But I bet they are both afraid of the dar and I hear the sun don't shine there....
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I've been having discussions...
Posted:Apr 29, 2020 1:09 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2020 2:20 pm
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If you could call them that, with some Tyrump supporters lately. Pointing out the many bogus conspiracy theories that Tyrump and or the Republipigs and or the "conservative" talking heads/conman advertising salespeople (the ones that are getting very wealthy by telling bullshit conspiracy propaganda crap stories through the media outlets, whom are taking the advertisers money to the bank from the chumps that actually buy the junk products or even the legitimate products that should be ashamed to be advertising on such shows but hey a buck is a buck and that's your ugly side of capitalism right there now ain't it) have been pushing out, appealing to the gossips amongst us who just can't stand not to hear what someone is saying about someone. The people who don't have the sense and capacity to go and check to find the obvious truth of the matter, that get sucked into the belief that this person who is pocketing all that money is actually telling them the reeaaall truth. You know who I mean... The blessed gullible chumps, the ignorant, the morons, the willfully ignorant (there might be a better name for them...dumbasses or sleazebags, I guess depending on what they choose to do with their misinformation). Well it got me thinking...

I was thinking, given the amount of propaganda, lies, misleading statements, and general bullshit that has and continues to come from the Tyrump administration and the Republipigs....if the moon landing had never happened and you were watching it happening right now on TV today with Tyrump of course there on the TV imposing his greatness and taking full credit (at least until something goes wrong) would you believe it...or be suspicious? Here you have an absolutely untrustworthy lying conman telling you, "look I've landed men on the moon" and the video was the same low quality that they had to deal with back then. Would you believe? Even if there were no scientist standing by Tyrump, just Pence standing behind him saying "God Bless America"?
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The ÷ng of the moon...
Posted:Apr 28, 2020 10:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2020 8:58 pm
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With the new attention that the moon 🌙 is getting in recent years and the advancing technologies of countries and even wealthy individuals, how long before the moon is exploited and the minerals mined. Moon based space operations are being considered and plans being made on how extract resources use for things like building stations/bases on or under the surface. Plans build space stations and spaceships from the materials/minerals extracted from the moon are being considered. It's much more cost effective build or manufacture using the materials that are there then transport them from the surface of the earth 🌎 But what will the rules be? Is it going be a wild west scenario? First come first served? Is the next gold rush going be " the Moon or Bust" ?

With the apparent abundance of water being found on the moon it opens many possibilities. Water being made of oxygen and hydrogen you have readily made fuel sources. These could be used for further exploration and mining operations deeper into space. Will it be able to be made cost effective? Are there items that can be manufactured in space that make the cost worthwhile? Will the benefits out weigh the cost?

Who's going to file the first stake or claim for the territories or materials? Who's going to open the first space food truck? What will they be selling.... Taco's, sushi, sausage, popsicles and ice cream sandwiches?

How long before law enforcement expands their reach into space to keep the peace and hand out tickets for reckless spaceship piloting or illegal parking or for vaporizing your neighbor?

Will there eventually be space walks down the runway to display this years new spacesuit fashions?

Who will be held responsible when they loose control of an asteroid that has been mined from deeper out in space and dragged it back to earth orbit and then it crashes into the earth and maybe destroys a city, state or even country? Do you think you could buy an insurance policy big enough to cover that liability?

What happens when they have extracted so much material from the moon that it reduces the mass to the point of throwing the gravity symbiosis with Earth 🌎 out of wack? Will the moon 🌙 get sucked into the earth 🌎? Or will it get flung out into space?
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aww we huwt poow pwesident twump's
Posted:Apr 26, 2020 10:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2020 12:17 pm
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feewings.

The pwesident was seen wandewing wound and wound in his ovaw office looking for a cownew pout in.

Now he is pouting in his cownew in his bedwoom.

He won't wet anybody come out and pway on the stage if he can't.

The poow citizens wiww have do without the advice and encouwagement of the doctows and the bwiwwiant inventive weadewship of the stabwe genius.

The mean wying pwess was diswupting his pewfowmances.

The nasty nasty doctows wewe steawing his wimewight and confusing his messages.

It's vewy hawd fow a stabwe genius to expwess himself at a wevew that common peopwe can undewstand.

As he himsewf said...

"what is the puwpose of having white house news confewences when the wamestweam media asks nothing but hostiwe questions & then wefuses to wepowt the twuth or facts accuwatewy. They get wecowd watings, & the Amewican people get nothing but fake news. Not wowth the time and effowt."

"I've had gweat "watings" my whole wife, thewe's nothing unusual about that fow me. The white house news confewence watings are "thwough the woof" (Monday night footbaww, Bachewow finale, nytimes) but I don't cawe about that. I cawe about going awound the fake news to the PEOPLE!"

"The most often used phwase in the wamestweam media, by faw, is 'souwces say', ow 'officiaws who spoke on the condition of anonymity', ow anything similaw which awwows fake news to make up phony quote fwom a pewson who doesn't even exist. The Amewican people should demand NAMES!"

You know wike when he says "peopwe have told me" ow "I have it fwom weliabwe souwces" etc.

OVERHEARD IN THE MEETING PREBREIFING...

"So I've heawd fwom weliable souwces that a chwowox enema will cwean out the cowona viwus…. in like a minute! Just one minute to kiww aww the viwuses inside... shouwd we be wooking into that fow tweatment? or maybe like an inhaler... we can use the Lysol spray cans... Anothew knowwedgeablwe guy towd me... using the sun or uwtwa viowet wight kiwws the viwus quickwy too... couwd that be wowked into a new tweatment plan... like to attack the viwus inside somehow.... maybe like putting peopwe in gween houses or something... and the heat fwom the sun couwd wowk too then couwdn't it...

"wemembew the cuwe can't be wowse than the pwobwem itsewf… be cawefuw, be safe, use common sense!

"be on the wookout fow the invisibwe enemy!"

"How could peopwe say such a thing... I nevew said the pandemic was a hoax!"

"Is the weathew tuwning wawm yet"
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I can see it now...
Posted:Apr 24, 2020 5:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2020 3:30 pm
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Comic images of paint can huffing junkies in alleys with spent cans of Lysol scattered about... With quarters their eyes...

Ultraviolet dildo's... Enjoy and cure yourself at the same time...

Sauna's.... bake the virus out of your dumb ass...

right he was just being sarcastic or whatever...

I saw the real video without the editing being done by certain biased kiss ass fake news networks and he was deadly serious as he put his stable genius brain work for another bogus idiotic Dr. Trump's miracle magic cures.

Well looks like he took someone's advice and shortened the briefing today...or maybe I just dozed off again.

If only he would catch the virus so he can try out his miracle genius cures. The world could be so much better with one less fake in it.
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People might be getting some funny tan lines this summer...
Posted:Apr 21, 2020 6:52 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2020 7:44 am
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What with having to wear masks in public when in close proximity anyways. With states opening things up that means close proximity or at least lots of breath in the air which means you should be wearing a mask.
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Just saw a meme on FB...
Posted:Apr 20, 2020 6:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2020 4:45 pm
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It said

If Joe Biden stood in the middle of fifth avenue and sh*% Donald Trump

I'd still vote for him

I found it very funny...
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