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Something to start your weekend with a smile!!
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Posted:May 24, 2007 9:24 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2007 10:44 pm
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the water.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down. Knowing he was in trouble, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, ?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, , George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God’s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: What do honest lawyers and UFO's have in common? A: You always hear about them, but you never see them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Collingwood fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When did they start putting two people in one grave?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied. "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information.
The fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be a politician."
"I am," replied the balloonist,
"but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault."
Have a gud weekend all
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A nice off day!!!!
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Posted:May 21, 2007 9:49 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 2:58 am
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Haven't been doing much lately.... During d weekend, gogt sum invites to go clubing on fri & sat bt decided not to go as was feeling too lazy to go. So, stayed home instead & worked thruout d weekend
Monday was my off day.. Wat i did??? Stayed home & decided to clean my room. Cleared my cupboard which was packed wit clothes & practically got a bag full of clothes which i dun use anymore. So, now d more reason for me to go shopping fofr clothes
Already decided wit shellyana2 tat i'l meet her for coffee afterher work which was about 6pm bt earlier got a text frm Darkmistress2 tat if i'd like to meet her earlier for coffee.. Y not?? Since i'll b in tat area. So, met up wit her at 4pm.... Sat down & chit chatted till about 6. She decided to go home &
Than within few minutes it was timeto meet shellyana.... We went for dinner & than went to have coffee after tat. Was there till like about 11pm. Gosh!!!!time really flies when we r out having fun & gossiping Wetalked about many2 things By the time, we know it... it was like 10.30pm TIme to go home bt sure can't sleep as i had 3 mugs of coffee withing a evening
So,now i m home & blogging & also checking on my mails. Trying to do sum fishing as well
Well, got another date t'row evening hehehe
Btw, we've got abohter b'dae gathering tis fri (22/5) at one of dclubs in KL If u think u r nice & generous & wantto join ud..... do drop a line here We'll scrutenize ur profile & thinkif u r nice enuf, we might invite u
Back to work t'row another bz day as it's d start of another week for me
hope u all have a gd week ahead
Cheers, xoxoxo
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To b 6 Again!!!!!!(This is sooo cute!)
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Posted:May 18, 2007 8:43 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2024 2:11 pm
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror...
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of lucky charms, and then took her to the Six Flags theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M's.What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.....:-:-
Have a gr8 weekend all
Cheers, xoxoxo
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Wer m i???
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Posted:May 18, 2007 1:30 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2007 4:28 am
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I know i haven't been blogging much lately.. Juz not in d mood for d past month or so Been feeling down lately mayb due to sum personal problems
One after another bad omens have been happening arnd me Mayb it's time for me to go bath myself in gud luck water
Need to do lots of cleaning up arnd d house as well Throwing away old stuff bt sumtimeswhen we start cleaning, we tend not to throw away things which r suppose to b thrown
So, i've been lagging here & not much of going out as well. Even tho, i do go out, it's more of going for dinner & than ju for a short drink if we have visitors here
I have been going out like every nite bt it's all been gud nites Mostly full of laughter, talks, gossips
Think i may even cut down on my drinking (yeah!!!yeah!!!!)
Well, d weekends here, got an invitation to go drinking tonite bt again i m not in d mood. So, i m not go at d end of it.Juz rather stay home & spend sum time at home Mayb t'row nite, might go to out usual chillout place as haven't been there fora long time during weekends Kinda missed it
have a gud weekend all
Cheers,
xoxoxo
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The Pharmacist...
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Posted:May 15, 2007 9:28 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2007 9:09 pm
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A young man goes into a pharmacy & asks d pharmacist :-
"Hello!!! Cld u plz give me a condom. My gf has invited me for dinner & i think she is expecting sumtg frm me
The pharmacist gives him d condom & as d young man is gg out, he returns & tells him:-
Givr me another condom cuz my gf's sis is very cute 2 She alwiz crosses the legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & i think she is expecting sumtg frm me as well
The pharmacist gives him a 2nd condom & as he is leaving, he turns back & says...
After all, give me 1 more condom cuz my gf's mum is still pretty cute & when she sees me, she alwiz makes allusions... & since she invited me 4 dinner, I think she's expecting sumtg frm me as well!!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting wit his gf on his left, the sister facing him & the mom on his rite
When d dad gets there, theboys lower his head & starts to pray
"Dear Lord, bless tisdinner & thnk you for all u have gave us !!!
A min later, the boy is still praying...
"Thank you Losr for all your kindness..."
10 mins later, the boy is still praying keeping his head down
The others look at each other surprised & his gf even more than the others
She gets close to him & whispers in his ears...
"I din know you were tat religious"
The boy replies...
I din know urdad was a PHARMACIST!!!!!
Poor boy!! wondered if he really did enjoy his dinner
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1st gathering w/o me :)
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Posted:May 8, 2007 9:29 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2007 8:52 pm
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Last nite was d 1st gathering we had which i din attend I had to stay home due to sum family prayers & also cuz it was d day my g'ma's soul would b back in d house for d last time
So,i had to leave it up to ash to do d invites which i think she onli did it in d afternoon hehehehe. We were suppose to meet a blogger/chatter who's herefrm ipoh Well, i've met her couple of times, so i guess i missed gathering won't hurt
Well, when i got home, dinner was ready. Had our dinner. showered & ready for prayers. We all had to b in our room frm 9 - 1. I was like restless in there Din know if she really came home or notbt at least i was home.Dwholehouse had to b silent.
So, i actually took d opportunity to sleep at 9 bt again i had restless sleep. Keep waking up in btwn & wondering which part of d house she's really at
When 1.30 came, we all threw knifesout when we open d door to warn her & d guards tat we were coming out Went back to sleep at 2am. Than it started raining heavily & islept thruoutd nite
Got to work. Got updates frm Asian_SweetHart about last nitez gathering Was informed it was a gud turn up.Think about 15 ppl was there. Well, I know a few missed methere bt than sumtimes it's gud not to b there once awhile :d
well, won't b out much till end of d month when it's one of d member's b'dae gathering again
Tat's all for now
Cheers xoxoxo
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Wat d 1st letter in my name says...
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Posted:May 7, 2007 8:54 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2007 12:37 am
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Someting i stole frm another blogger while i was reading it hope he doesn't mind
-S-
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. tat's so true
You are very sexy, sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. In a way, i think it's true as well
Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. I dun know how true id tat any1 wanna try
When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. Might b true
You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. Definately take my love life seriously, if i find tat he's d one bt than alwiz wonder... does he take me seriously or m i being used or being played
You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along Have been waiting all my life & still waiting... wonder when will he apprear
Tot i found him, bt i guess i was wrond again...Sighhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Guess will have to wait longer
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