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Book Club Gone Bad  

wickedeasy 70F  
10682 posts
11/20/2017 11:21 am
Book Club Gone Bad

Never have I ever.

A party game best played with a group of hard drinking women who are getting to know each other.

If you haven’t, you are safe. If you have, you down the shot. This may be the one time your sexual history will stand you in good stead. I used to spend hours thinking up ridiculous things just to trap the girls who thought they’d be safe. It’s also a good way to find out who lies and what their “tells” are…. Jot them down in case you ever play cards with them later….

Now, even church going folk play this game though I imagine it’s a bit tamer than the one we played last weekend. And what you say? it must be true for you………. can’t name it if you can’t claim it.

I started with never have I ever voted for a republican. Figured none of us would have to drink but 3 did. HA. Traitors in our midst.

Next gal said, kissed a woman passionately. 1 of 5 drank. And we all celebrated a bit uneasily realizing #5 had a way to get us for a few rounds coming or at least cull the herd.

The night wore on, the questions became more intimate, sillier and sometimes downright caustic. At one point, someone said never have I ever lied. And I called foul.

Think back I said, as a .

Nope. We pooh poohed. She held firm.

Okay, as a , when a friend asked is my breath okay and you said yes when it wasn’t?

Nope. One of the ladies threw her hands in the air.

When a guy asks did you come? And it was enough already so you said yes even though you hadn’t.

AAAND BINGO, we had a winner folks. But not because it was enough already, because she didn’t ever come, ever. Wow. Flabbergasted. We stared. She blushed.

The tutorial began. Out came my bag of toys. Well, my GP bag of toys. One lady pooped out a lipstick vibe from her purse.

Never have I ever used a dildo, or a vibrator, or a plug or even the shower. By then, we were drunk randy and telling it all. From our first discovery of the nubbin to our most outrageous jerking off stories. Eventually, from the not so distant bathroom came the sound of my thunder vibe and a scream.

Then a raucous parade of women up and down my street waggling all sorts of bits and pieces. Luckily, no one called the cops and we scuttled back inside without intervention.

The next day, Jim the best neighbor in the world asked why the parade and I told him one of the women in the group had a bit of a break through and we were celebrating. A small parade for a big moment. He nodded. He is the kind of neighbor that appreciates without detail.

I think this group will work out well. Next time we may even remember to pick a book to read.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

wickedeasy 70F  
32438 posts
11/20/2017 11:23 am


obligatory comment

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

Lorianne88 62F  

11/20/2017 11:33 am

how did you find this fun group of friends ??

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:15 pm:
it really is my book club

lindoboy100 57M
21528 posts
11/20/2017 11:36 am

Someone should record these sessions, not for anything other than the memories......

Pull ma finger.........

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:16 pm:
oh gawd Lindo, we'd never meet if we were recorded

BiggLala 48F  
28498 posts
11/20/2017 11:43 am

I'm very cautious of who I play that game with.
Truth or dare is the same...I don't even play that one at all.

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TicklePlease 52F  
12782 posts
11/20/2017 12:22 pm

I remember playing that game for the first time in my sorority in college.... boy was I ever undereducated until then!

Tmptrzz 57F
81572 posts
11/20/2017 12:45 pm

Sounds like a hilariously fun evening..I really enjoyed this, and more of us should do that with a group of friends..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:16 pm:
shhh...........we pretend it's a book club

pocogato12 68F  
33686 posts
11/20/2017 1:58 pm

Sounds like a few of us on here should join!!! Charades is another goodie using Edward Lears dirty limericks

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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:17 pm:
omg...........fuck the books.......we'll just do games.

spunkycumfun 60M/65F  
36127 posts
11/20/2017 2:01 pm

That night sounds a great night. Your rumbling of Republican voters in trhe midst is like finding Conservative voters here. What is it about the right that they have to be rumbled! The left wear a badge of pride!

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:18 pm:
now she's been outed, she'll have a beast of a time

HamburgDave2 76M
16567 posts
11/20/2017 2:28 pm

Sounds like a Fun Group

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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:18 pm:
depends on which house we go to. one of the members refuses to serve booze.........

sweet_VM 62F
80980 posts
11/20/2017 5:18 pm

Sounds like an awesome group hugs V

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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:20 pm:
we are getting to know each other. the next book is a Hoffman. should be telling.

SeaGirlFL 56F
9218 posts
11/20/2017 6:17 pm

What a fun evening that must have been.

Haha...I'm not sure if I have ever played "never have I ever"

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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:20 pm:
it can only be played while squiffed.

azriel1970 49M  
29988 posts
11/20/2017 7:28 pm

Now that, my friend, was one hell of an evening!!!

That is one wall I would have loved to be a fly on !!

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:21 pm:
snork............darling, we would have eaten you for dessert

HeartCollector 63F  

11/20/2017 7:48 pm

What a great time that sounds like! I want a group of friends like that so bad.

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rachel0718 54F  
20468 posts
11/20/2017 9:23 pm

Now that's a great club to be in... Love it!

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author51 57F  
95814 posts
11/21/2017 1:17 am

Now that is my kind of Book Club..I have not played that game with the girls in decades and you just inspired me for a blog post..lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:21 pm:

doe_ra_me 108M

11/21/2017 2:05 pm

I was afraid to enter and read comments after the story. While not shy, I think there are some things better off not shared, like wut wemins do when drunk.

We suffer primarily not from our vices or our weaknesses, but from our illusions. We are haunted, not by reality, but by those images we have put in their place.

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:22 pm:
grins..........we get rowdy and talk about boobs.

smartasswoman 62F  
33142 posts
11/21/2017 2:52 pm

I love this!

Maybe this will be the post-Thanksgiving dinner game with my friends who are coming over...if we get bored with Cards Against Humanity.

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:23 pm:
i would love to have you in this group - you'd kick ass

ProfPlayful 56M
3867 posts
11/21/2017 9:41 pm

Never have I ever read a more amusing blog than yours, Wicked. Please stay awesome! {=}

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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:23 pm:
as long as possible

christylovesfun 47F  
16837 posts
11/21/2017 9:44 pm

I fucking love you!!!

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Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:23 pm:
i fucking love you more

Hardupfosho 44M
1727 posts
11/22/2017 4:11 pm

hehe, I could tell from the title that this was going to be a good read and you certainly did not disappoint! Awesome

wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:24 pm:
snork.............just a confessional

KItkat1415 58F  
19985 posts
11/25/2017 1:46 pm

That's one book club I would definitely not care that much what book we chose... hahhahaha

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wickedeasy replies on 11/27/2017 1:25 pm:
ooh, the book matters KK, it does.

HamburgDave2 76M
16567 posts
11/28/2017 12:15 pm

Quoting Wickedeasy "depends on which house we go to. one of the members refuses to serve booze........."

Bummer LoL

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kzoopair 69M/67F
25849 posts
12/1/2017 5:01 pm

Never have I ever played that game. But I want to join that book club. Or maybe I could play voyeur and hide in the closet listening and watching.

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