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Sunshine of Life
Posted:Jul 3, 2017 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2017 4:53 pm
What makes life worth living
we do it every day
to get from those around us
a little smile sent our way

Just a little smile
can turn your day around
not a word is spoken between us
but the feelings are profound

A warm and friendly smile
can lift a fallen soul
can comfort a scared
and make a party whole

Life is full of grins and smirks
and sultry looks of passion
but a great big toothy smile
is always in high fashion

Even when I'm down and out
an life is in the gutter
a pretty girl with a casual smile
can set my heart aflutter

So if you're out in public
or toiling hard at work
the sunshine of life
is in this little quirk

start your day off smiling
even if you're blue
you'll feel better in no time
and this I know is true

When I smile I feel good
when you smile I feel better
and it is such a powerful force
it can be felt thru a handwritten letter

So I say unto you
with love and great passion
a smile is the prettiest thing you can wear
It is always in fashion!

1 comment
Posted:Jun 26, 2017 11:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2017 4:05 pm

With all the fakes and flakes on the site
Who would you like to seeing rating system by others on your profile?
Nothing mean or insulting but simple things.
Are you reliable?
1 to 5 stars kinda thing

and you can only vote once with a one week grace period to revise the rating in case of misunderstandings

I think it would make the site a whole lot easier to use:
the fakes, flakes, and losers would be weeded out pretty quick,
the real, the nice, and the fun would get the attention they want and deserve.

please share to poll if you think it's a good idea, with enough votes maybe something can be done

Yeah I'm a dreamer at times
5 Comments , 15 votes
AdultFriendFinder Rant ( frustrated )
Posted:Jun 26, 2017 10:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2017 4:05 pm

I just don't know whats worse, the site itself or the people on it.
Let me explain.....

First the site: I understand the folks running the site want to make money, but I think they like many others don't care what kind of scams they play along the way.
Firstly the free membership, sure creating the profile is free but it is so limited it is pointless in all reality.
Next has to be the phony view tracking. I was in a chat window with a friend when a notification popped up telling me she had just viewed my profile. Being the curious fellow I am I inquired when the last time she had viewed my profile. Answer.... more than a week ago! And I had seen the same notification quite a few times that week.
It's no surprise so many women and couples get a rude or nasty response back from men for a rejection, the site has told the offender that their profile is being looked at daily by someone they themselves are interested in, implying a mutual interest on the receivers part. The offender then makes contact only to find no interest at all. WTF? I am by no means condoning bad behavior or rude responses, but I sure can see why they happen.
Finally for today is the sites lack of effort to improve the site, the IM system is hit or miss, a lot of messages just don't go thru, Blogs are having issues, you can't see older posts, if you contact the site with a question, they point you to the faq section (like we didn't go there first) or just don't respond at all.

Now the people: Without a doubt ALL are sexy in their own way. Some are fantastic, happy, and respectful people.
The rest are questionable at best.
The guys can be rude crude and outright disgusting at times and are quite obviously the major majority of site patrons,
The couples in my estimation are at least 50% fakes, guys looking to cheat on their spouses or searching for an ego boost ( Someone is interested!!!! yay me!!! )
The ladies.... I got no real bitch with you, I know you get a ton of stupid one liners and gross propositions from guys and couples...... But if someone spends a bit of time on a message and you aren't interested.... could you please just politely say so. The folks with respect will understand, and those who don't have most likely been fooled by the site itself into believing you did have interest.
Fakes and flakes.... The worst!! the folks who don't show or have last minute cancellations. A cancellation is fine on it's own, a little disappointing for sure but everyone has had something ruin their plans for a night. Shit happens right?
It's the flakes that don't arrange another time for a playdate or their reasoning is overly lame and more of an excuse. Fakes are another issue, the guys who don't show without a heads up, the fake female profiles with poor grammar, and make no sense, the people who chat everything up like it's all good until a meet is suggested then disappear and make no contact or respond to you anymore.
Some days it gets to be too much for a guy who battles with depression... to be rejected and ignored, when he is sincere and just looking to make connections, have some good times and maybe find love in the process.
Of course I won't give up on building friendships here that expand beyond a good conversation and into the bedroom, I just wish both the site and the people here make some changes in how they do things and interact with others.
The site could fix the issues instead blaming my computer, or ignoring the complaints. It could allow people to rate each other on such things as honesty, reliability, rudeness, and likelihood of further meetings.
The people could just stop being DICKS - be respectful, be honest, be real, and treat people the same way you would want to be treated.

OK end of rant
thanks to those who read it
it's not easy sometimes
to bare my soul and let go of things
but this helps

Nap Time Boner
Posted:Jun 14, 2017 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2017 8:42 am

This is an Odd question
does anyone else get nap boners?
Any time I lay down for a quick 40 winks
I get the most intense hard ons
No idea why
Kinda like morning wood
rock hard, maybe a touch thicker
and the damn thing takes forever to go away by itself
I can't even lay on my stomach
damn near flips me on my back
It's not like a sexy hot body just walked by
or I was daydreaming of an upcoming play date
Not sensitive or uncomfortable
but throbbing and pleasant
I've always heard of morning wood
and random stiffys all thru the day
But never Nap Time Boners
I suspect I'm just weird that way

Guess I like Naps
What an ODD thing! (i suck at poems)
Posted:Jun 14, 2017 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2017 6:24 pm
A mans Twig and Berries
A wondrous part of the human body
An appendage with a life of it's own
And a look from Sci-Fi
Uncut it looks like not unlike a
Snake in a sweater
And Cut one, a mushroom with
An over-sized stem
It'll stiffen without notice
And spit when overjoyed
Some are long some are thin
Others are thick some short
And the gambit in-between
Mine will often wake me
stiff as a board and needing to pee
Waiting at the toilet, it's laughing at me
His two friends along side
Are both a fragile pair
Like to be fondled
And grow curly sparse hair
They move all around
And look like they're in a tight race
Both fighting for first
And to lead the pace
The bag that they hang in
Can easily be described
A wrinkly fuzzy brown soft kiwi
With two walnuts inside
Now take a few moments to bask in it's splendor
And remember the rule number 237
No matter how much fun you are having
Keep it out of the blender

Cruising Nekid (verbal diarrhea)
Posted:Jun 12, 2017 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2017 6:03 pm

Every once in a while I like to take a drive just to unwind,
Ya know, just let all the days stresses and frustration,
Blow out the truck window like the smoke from a joint
And on a good warm day, what makes the world a better place to be
Is to strip down Nekid and continue the drive.
Ohh sure the odd truck driver and fellow P/U truck owner may see
I don't mind, the fresh breeze is tickling my pubes,
And the cooler air fondling my peter, take all my cares away.
I see the sights, and clear my head. Just let the worries out.
I try to find a back road, and from there a quiet spot by the water
Then find a place to sit and relax in the sun, catch a few rays
Life seems so much better in your bathing suit in nature
One of these days I'd like to move somewhere warmer,
Australia, Jamaica, Columbia, Antigua or the likes
Where being half Nekid is considered formal dress
and the words sweater and toque don't translate

ohh to dream
Turn Ons and Turn Offs Part 1
Posted:Jun 11, 2017 12:20 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2020 5:52 am
Everyone has something or many things that turn them on,
On the flip side, everyone has things that turn them off

Here's my lists for both

(I reserve the right to add to, change and revise these lists at any time)

Turn Ons:

Aussie Accents
Long Legs
Thigh Gap
Smart Ass Attitude
Dirty Mind
Elegance and Class
Long Hair
Blue-Green Eyes
Mechanical Aptitude
Inquiring Mind
Sense of Humor
Red Hair
Girl Next Door
Being Naked in the Sun

Turn Offs

Bad Attitude
Bad Smells
Passive Aggressive Behavior
Mean People
Nasty Toes
Unwillingness to Learn Something New
A Closed Mind
Being Pushy

Tell me.... What turns you on or off!
Morning Wood
Posted:Jun 10, 2017 7:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2017 9:32 am
Has science figured out morning wood?

Always wake up engorged

Sometimes rock hard

Sometimes half mast

Impressive I think

Shame to go to waste

I reach over and feel your hips

Perfectly positioned

I kiss the nape of your neck

A pleasurable moan

I slide up behind you

Your warmth calling to me

Your hips start to move

exposing your flower

Fuck............. gotta pee!
Ever wonder?
Posted:Jun 9, 2017 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2017 4:02 pm

Ever wonder why so many guys are so homo-phobic towards 2 men

But 2 women are ok?

I don't get it!

Some would consider me Bi-sexual, and I get turned down by couples all the time cause they or he isn't bi, do the men think I have to touch their cock? I must ass fuck them to have a good time together?

I don't get it!

Have you ever wondered?
Why don't you answer?
Posted:Jun 9, 2017 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2017 2:24 pm
I've sent you a message
and you didn't reply
I know there are rude folks
but I'm not that guy

I understand if you're tired
of dealing with flakes
liars and cheaters
but that's what it takes

To meet a fine other
that just rocks your world
the crazy hot fucker
that keeps your toes curled

I'm looking for you
all over the place
and intelligence matters
so much more than your face

So take a chance if you see me
in your message inbox
say hi, how ya doing?
how bout we "Rock Socks"

A new life
Posted:Jun 9, 2017 3:03 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2017 9:32 am
It's been a few yrs since I made a blog, (another profile) I'm Back!

This may be all over the place, I got lots to get out I think.

I love playing with couples and in groups, or at least loved the times I've managed to secure ( about a dozen couples and 3 groups) and am looking forward to more. I am looking to go to the south end of Vancouver Island in August, either the first or second week to meet up with a couple there, for at least a night or 2, hoping to find a few more willing to meet for some fun times. Can be tough to get things going thou. I understand couples and single ladies get amazing numbers of messages from single guys looking to hook up and even more from fakes. Fake singles and fake couples, I've heard from them both in the past, made plans, been disappointed! But that's kinda part and parcel to online dating, there will be a lot of disappointment before you find greatness!
I opened myself up to being hetero-flexible a number of yrs back, not attracted to guys but am willing to play with them and I'm so much happier now. I've always been a fan of a nice looking cock, thought about sucking one hard and maybe just maybe bottom for someone. I've yet to bottom but have been a top a few times. and have a strap-on fantasy I'm looking to fill or could be a T-gurl with a healthy chest fantasy!!
I like to joke I'm a lesbian stuck in a mans body, I love to lick pussy and have on occasion spent hrs just worshiping them with kisses, licks, and toys! I like building up tension, by kissing licking and tasting everywhere else first, with just the slightest brush of my lips on hers as I pass by her pelvic area and kiss another erogenous zone
ok gonna leave that right here
I know.... all over right?

well sometimes!


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