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Knock, knock .. 19/12/2019
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
0 Comentários, 11 Visualizações,
8 Votos
,3.48 Pontuação
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Xmas classic joke 17/12/2019
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 Comentários, 58 Visualizações,
16 Votos
,2.69 Pontuação
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Spanking 17/12/2019
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
0 Comentários, 17 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,2.79 Pontuação
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 16/12/2019
curt and rod
0 Comentários, 16 Visualizações,
11 Votos
,2.42 Pontuação
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 15/12/2019
Points.. Points who.. I need points! 
1 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,1.47 Pontuação
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Fired 15/12/2019
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because he couldn't concentrate.
0 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,2.82 Pontuação
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Aging :) 13/12/2019
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the
bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks,
''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something
hard for a change."
0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,3.70 Pontuação
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Jealous? 13/12/2019
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket.
Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife
appears of nowhere.”
0 Comentários, 14 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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Joke joke joke 13/12/2019
What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but
it's the c they love
0 Comentários, 11 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,2.94 Pontuação
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Just incase 13/12/2019
Incase the joke didnt set in points points points
0 Comentários, 4 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,0.34 Pontuação
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Seems fitting 13/12/2019
Yes points points points. Its what its all about
0 Comentários, 1 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,5.00 Pontuação
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Butter 11/12/2019
Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br>
Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂
0 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,1.26 Pontuação
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points points points points points points points points points points points points. 10/12/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,3.04 Pontuação
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need more 10/12/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Comentários, 5 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,0.86 Pontuação
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Points 10/12/2019
I could use a few.
1 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,1.00 Pontuação
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Mall at Christmas 8/12/2019
It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on
his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet
you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa
I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks
at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y.
Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said "
no ...
0 Comentários, 68 Visualizações,
11 Votos
,2.79 Pontuação
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Johnny Sperm 7/12/2019
Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere
he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!!
<br><br>
Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark.
The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He
made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got
almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...
0 Comentários, 52 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,2.79 Pontuação
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Hilarious 7/12/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 Comentários, 40 Visualizações,
22 Votos
,3.49 Pontuação
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Hilarious 7/12/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
0 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,1.47 Pontuação
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Standard member 5/12/2019
magazine article
4 Comentários, 24 Visualizações,
12 Votos
,2.09 Pontuação
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Paid member 5/12/2019
magazine article member
1 Comentários, 13 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,2.02 Pontuação
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You got jokes 5/12/2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,2.80 Pontuação
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You got jokes 5/12/2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Comentários, 11 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,2.16 Pontuação
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Want to hear the greatest joke? 4/12/2019
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...
0 Comentários, 12 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,1.84 Pontuação
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners 4/12/2019
The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br>
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
0 Comentários, 18 Visualizações,
11 Votos
,4.48 Pontuação
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 4/12/2019
Then it hit me
0 Comentários, 6 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,3.63 Pontuação
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 4/12/2019
Then it hit me
2 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,2.16 Pontuação
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Why are frogs always so happy? 4/12/2019
They eat what ever bugs them
0 Comentários, 3 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,3.70 Pontuação
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What did the penis say to the condom? 4/12/2019
Cover me, I'm going in
0 Comentários, 3 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,2.42 Pontuação
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what the leopard say to the frog 3/12/2019
hot sauce please. lol
0 Comentários, 10 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,1.77 Pontuação
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