The Single Iron Chef of Tantric Feng Shui , grew up in Toronto Canada . In my world...ladies cum first ! .. L-).....My thoughts include...flipping you like a waffle and pleasuring all your orifices...face deep oral.....licking your pussy dry...fingering your cunt until you cum...rimming your tush...a slow and languid doggie fuck...putting my tongue in all your holes..creampies....fucking you in the ass...massages....kissing and nibbling your tits...nipples..shaving your pelt.. Toys..clamps.... knotty....OMing...:). .[B] ALL [/B]with respect and consideration...'cause you are deserving ! Enjoy doing intimate dinners, giving Yonic massage, debauchery, the Bar-B-Q thing with friends, patio entertaining, acting as tour guide and Bad Santa . I open pickle jars, unplug toilets , kill spiders and I don't need batteries. I do hiking and outdoor photography. The only time I cried at a movie was when Bambi's mother died and the film broke....:( I am the poster boy for facial hair, the rest of my body is hairless... My knuckles don't drag on the ground when I walk... Previous occupations include Military Pilot, Air Traffic Controller, Forest Ranger, Published Outdoor Photographer and Author. Nickname "Pockets" due to obvious packrat genes. I slept overnight at the Rolling Stones concert , surfed in Hawaii, paddled the Grand Canyon, went 5000 feet underground in Timmins and broke the sound barrier over Alberta. I wear size 10 sandals and if you went into my pants you would find chap stick, TV remote , digital camera , GPS, hammock and a large veiny bent-in-the-middle knockwurst . I still fit in regular coach airplane seating due to multiple insertions. Presently implement security programs overseas and in Canada. Spent last two years in California due to hot tub addiction. I am not a moron, but am willing to learn, handsome fades, but dumb is forever. :-| I can lick the bark off a tree, hung like a jury and am harder than Chinese math......can breathe through my ears... Too much information ?. .? ..Does anyone read this ? Hello ? [photo limesmastsavoid ]

My Ideal Person Let us share mutual joys...

My profession did not allow me to settle into routine, and marriage.
Due to diminished expectations, a NSA ..and.....FWB. .will be treasured !
RSVP - A-OK ...Offer void in Alaska, no refunds without a receipt.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ziadaco

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Erotic french massage, Pussy teasing

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Imagination then experiment

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I really have no obsession towards or worship celebrities. I am in the "now" with the person I'm with. I am partial to exhibitionists at the nudist park or beach, pausing to observe the natural beauty and curves.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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