Hey there everyone. I guess it is time to earnestly fill this profile thing out, better late than never yeah? Well, hi! I am Bob, or as I've earned twice the moniker of "Fuckin Bob", and ironically, the first time was because I am usually always joking around, trying to bring levity and a smile to people; I earned as a virgin still. Picture chatting with me, I say something that basically gives you pause and giving a doubletake, go "Fucking Bob, what the hell is wrong with you?". The second time I earned it was around my 2nd girlfriend., where I had applied my sexuality knowledge I gleaned from the hallowed halls of the local Bares & Noble. Just turned 40, and am currently in the "please for the love of fucking god" denouement of this last stretch of life lessons, change and Karma having their say with me that has been resultant of my intents back in 19 to divorce my fairly recently, ex wife... which devastated me. It is hopefully over, and I'm healing through a brutally long list of fucked up happenings with toxic individuals. I am down to make friends, and see what happens. Hell I honestly use these apps as a means to socialize, social anxiety is a bitch and a half. That being said. I'm a lighthearted gentle giant with a warped sense of humor, strong sense of morality, got the skills to make them squeal, and an 8.5" oft referred to as perfect, circumcised, shooting blanks, long lasting piece of personal private part penetrating pork. That's after you get done with what I love to do the most out of all sexy-time interactions. I love to get people turned on, and I have the know how, length, and that sweet sweet curve to have you babbling in a pool of your own excitement. I like to set things on fire and breathe it to make things make sense. Raised by hippies in Utah of all places, and a lifelong headbanger, so if anyone is a metal head, fucking hit me up! In closing, I live by the idea that Life is full of dicks, some of us have one you can want dick, give dick, take dick, suck dick, ride dick, breathe dick, whatever... Just don't be one, that's how things go from good to being fucked. Hit me up, I want to meet people, explore and have fun.]

My Ideal Person My ideal partner, for one is going to be down for the cause, embody the attitude of 'Yes, and...." I have had 2 prime years where I should have had copious amounts of fun only to be hoodwinked into either sleeping or goddamn bickering for hours on end.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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