Hey there, if you want to see what a big load of fun we can have together, then you might want to go check out my videos. They are definitely NSFW, though, so if you are offended or traumatized by penis pictures on this site then you might want to take a pass on those particular cinematic masterpieces. And ladies only, please (or at least reasonable facsimiles), although a cuckold situation might be entertaining (hmmm). I am a totally straight native Californian, 5'11, 175 lbs, somewhat educated (B.A., Mathematics), blue eyes, dirty blond hair and a filthy imagination. I am pretty happy with my life the way it is, not really looking to change anything, just spice it up a bit with zero trouble and zero drama. I enjoy long romantic strolls to the fridge, mutual consent, romping and frolicking with sweet sexy submissives, savoring the taste and texture of your sweet warm lips, and watching your hot naughty bottom as you scamper off to fetch the blindfold. Grab the cuffs too if you like, but we're gonna need that blindfold. I am also quite fond of bad puns, cute puppies, and giving you hot naughty girls the multiple orgasms you truly deserve. So come chat if you want to know more or text me while I am driving down the freeway at 75 miles an hour and have nothing better to do. Or just turn around while I slide my arms around you from behind and cup those luscious soft breasts of yours in my strong hands, then begin to slowly massage them and play with your hot stiff nipples while I kiss the back of your neck and whisper in your ear what a naughty girl you are ....

My Ideal Person Someone who is looking for a guy to give her at least 3 or 4 orgasms in about an hour instead of all the other baloney on here. Friendly, fun, kinky, sense of humor required, flexible scheduling, compatible sexual proclivities.

And let’s play nice and be civil, your attitude is more important to me than your breast size. No condescending remarks, childish name calling, personal attacks, attempted emasculation, prick teases, email or phone number trolls, or requests for money. There are like 25 males on this site for every female, so go find someone else if you are into any of that and save us both some time please.

If you are on here to chat and have fun, and maybe meet up and have some REAL fun, let’s do that.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each, Intelligence

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