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BunSlapper 55 / M
"Come with Daddy!"
IE, California, United States
 
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BunSlapper 55/M
IE, California
Daddy's Home!!!!
Introduction
I'm not like anyone you've ever met before - unless you've already met me ... stalker..... :-) About me, well, I am just so totally awesome that it is almost too hard to put into words. You will find it so incredibly hard to resist my awesomeness that you'll just want to come with me and hang out all day long! Flowers bloom when I walk past them, women swoon at my awesome masculine aura or come up to kiss me and beg me to have their babies. When I walk into a Starbucks for a meet-up, women get so excited that they bump into me "accidentally" and offer to buy me some coffee to apologize once they stop quivering with desire! Maybe you would like to buy me some coffee and quiver too! Supermodels at the grocery store fight each other to pay for my stuff and help lug it out to my car just so they can open the backdoor and bend over and put it inside. Maybe you can bend over and put it inside too! I know, ladies, doubtless you are drenched with desire by now, and if you threw your panties up in the air they would stick to the ceiling. My total honesty and utter humility must have you squirming around in your chair, wondering if your panties will ever fall from the ceiling, but wait, there's more. Ladies, we all know that a lot of the dullards on here fib about the size of their manhood to try to impress you. Sure, all those other guys are packing an 8-inch fun gun according to their profiles, but all I can tell you is that my magnificent manly member is simply awesome, the stuff of legends. King Dong. The Big One. The Whopper. And, to be totally honest, when my incredible cum cannon goes off it can level small villages and send mere mortal men running in terror lest they be engulfed in the tidal wave of my manly load. Believe me, ladies, you will gasp with delight and cream your jeans when I drop my pants and uncoil that Big Bad Boy and whirl it around over my head. It is so long that I can sit in my garage and use it to knock on the neighbor's door when I want to borrow a cup of sugar (or his wife). So drop me a line, ladies, and remember to take those panties off the ceiling before your guests arrive!

My Ideal Person

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each, Intelligence

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Information
  • 55 / male
  • IE, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: December 12, 1964
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Attached
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Rocket Scientist
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/Very thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Cursing
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
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