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Captainlickapuss 41 / M
"It was all bad. Till, I met_______________. and we _______________. Now. It's all good."
Lakeland, Florida, United States
 
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Captainlickapuss 41/M
Lakeland, Florida
Waiting on some thing good to happen. Or, I could make something good happen to someone else. It's all ways better to give than to receive.
Introduction
Hello! So if you're reading this, thank you for not being shallow and not judging a profile by its intro line and pic. I am going to keep it 100 with you. It's almost impossible for a person to understand the dynamics of my personality just because they read a couple of paragraphs and saw a few pics that I have chosen. First and foremost, I am not a cheater or a "Jodie,” and sorry if your name is Jodie. I'll give you a chance if you give me a chance. I am a very firm believer in this little bitch that we call KARMA. So if you are a Jodie, this is your exit cue. I wouldn't want to be cheated on and wouldn't do it to others. If that's you, then you either need couples counseling or a divorce! So I'll be upfront with my preference in relationships. I want to have a long-term relationship with a committed significant other, but I am also willing to have an FWB or NSA. I am not a creeper. I love sex and I'm not going to get less kinky and will modify, per request. So don't be scared by some of my kinky kinks. If you haven't tried them, then how do you know you won't like it? I would never do anything to hurt anyone, my partner or partner's physical and mental wellbeing. I am not a woman beater...unless you are really into that kinda sexual thing. I'll have you sign a BDSM contract to cover my ass. I know a couple of good doms that wouldn't hesitate to help me out with something like that, so just ask. I really want to chill with the people I'm seeing, but it's not a requirement. Be 100 with me about what you want and I'll do the same. I am 38 yrs old and being able to hold an intelligent conversation with me about topics that matter is always a good thing. I am not a rocket scientist, but I am dumb enough to get in the rocket and just smart enough to fly the over-engineered p.o.s. I'm sure you can tell by now that humor is a huge part of my life. I look for the humor in everything. I don't really have time for people who are incapable of having fun. Send me a message that's more than just one or two words long. If you talk to me, I'll talk to you. I understand that not every person I talk to is going to lead to one form of relationship or even anything, for that matter. This isn't my first rodeo and hopefully, not my last. My biggest passion is music. I've played drums since I was 8 years old. I know that I am not the greatest drummer in the world, but at least I try. I listen to almost everything but have a preference for metal and punk. So if you're a metalhead, we'd most likely have a few things in common. There are really no stupid questions and I am not best at texting everything...and I am not afraid to give you my phone number. I try and I ask questions without prying too much into your personal life. Those are for later conversations. So remember, you only live once. Don't hold back in your sexual life. Repressing your own feelings, desires and fetishes or kinky-minded fantasies could be bad and lead to very boring behavior.

My Ideal Person Someone who is not afraid to try new people, places and things; Someone who is able to switch from sub to dom; Someone who loves oral sex; Not afraid to say what they want and what they don't; Bi, straight or whomever else; Someone who is happy in their own skin; Willing to be FWB or NSA; I prefer long-term because of the stability... and the company wouldn't be bad either. Witty, interesting, tattoos, open, not crazy, parties, experienced, reciprocates and receives, kinky, not afraid to talk to people. I don't want just sex and I want a meaningful relationship and connection with someone. Someone who's real, not fake. If you're not the same person in your pictures, or they are more than six months old, at least say something!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lamb of God, slipknot, mushroomshead, Rage Against theMachine

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, Gag device's, Face fucken

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Intelligent/humor

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Harlley Quinn I like intelligent female's i

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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  • 41 / male
  • Lakeland, Florida, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or Trans
Birthdate: August 14, 1982
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Some college
Occupation: Drummer
Race: Mixed
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, PennsylvaniaDutch
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Crewcut
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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