Not too Cranky and probably not really Undead (but it's a catchy handle, isn't it?), although sometimes don't we all feel that way? There's a little Zombie in all of us :) Male half of CrankyZCpl. We usually play as a couple, but once in a while I look for a bootycall on my own. I tend to be very selective as to the women I play with, looking for a special spark; a certain light in your eyes. Hmm... fun, witty, sensitive, etc, etc,... Oh yeah, great sense of humor. And humble, very humble. Whole barrels full of humble. Did I mention my sense of humor? I LOVE long hot baths. I'm often asked if I prefer boobs or butts... i think the answer is "tubs". Then again, we can have plenty of fun without a tub, too! Drop a line! Send a wink! Pledge your undying devotion! Or just leave a message at the beep.

My Ideal Person Someone who enjoys life, doesn't take things too seriously, and has an optimistic view of the world.

A woman with a certain curiosity about the world, who's eyes are alive.

Did I mention tubs?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
elvis costello,aimee mann,michelle shocked,michael penn, chris isaak, xtc, world party, taj mahal

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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