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Crashbangwhollop 52 / M
""Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love""
London, Surrey, United Kingdom
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Member Since: November 5, 2014

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Crashbangwhollop 52/M
London, Surrey , United Kingdom
Back from the Emerald Isle
Even at my age there are things to learn ! Like being open and honest it seems doesn't matter to most ! I am what I am and I won't change just to get laid, if you want an honest sincere guy to have some fun and laughter with then you could do worse. I'm discrete and accommodating , I respect ladies and I know that for some manners are important , they are after all one of the few things in life that are free so why don't folk use them more ? My life in general is ruled by logic but the things I love I love with a passion. I can only assure any lady brave enough to take a gamble that your happiness and your satisfaction are v important to me . Laughter is such a wonderful thing it should never be over looked ,I have a dry sense of humour and a cheeky side . I'm considerate and loving . I will want you as often as a politician lies and I know I'm not perfect but I'm full of desire and a confident lover. Tactile, patient , understanding and a good listener who likes to read ,watch a good movie and can hold a conversation of more than 2 mins in length . I enjoy the sound of laughing but I love the sound of a women moaning in delight and pleasure ,it's a true turn on Would love to travel so distance isn't a concern for me, if your the right lady then surely your worth a plane ticket :) If you seek a man that is anything like the man above then let's chat ,pm me I won't bite unless u ask me too:) My final requests , not wanting to sound ungrateful to all an any who message me but if your only after a EU passport look else where :) WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications

My Ideal Person Would be confident ( shy is very sexy though in it's own way ) ,smart and attractive . A lady that as a sense of her own worth is always attractive as is a good sense of dress / style. Beauty isn't always on the surface ,a good heart is just if not more important that a nice ass!
Pls understand I'm not for u if u dress for the a trip to the shops/ mall in the same way as you do for a night out ! ! Elegant style shouldn't be underestimated
That said you shouldn't dress to impress me rather wear what makes u happy.

I have no major preferences ,I love the female form in all it's many varieties , long Legs or short ,DD or Triple A's it's what you do that matters ,pls know how to kiss though ,I love to kiss long and deep and I'd hope you love receiving oral for an hr or as long as you can handle !

Tell me what you want when you want it, I don't have any hang ups on a lady teaching me how she likes to be touched, I'm here to find somebody I can pleasure and I'm the first to admit I don't know everything . I want to earn your trust so that you can open up and get the most from our time together , I am a great listener too so I'm happy if you want to take it slow to begin with and just chat for as long as it takes
for you to feel comfortable
Sincerely yours T

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, Done a few of these already !

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Willing to try most things life's to short not too

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Mutual trust

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I meet lots in real life and I know that they r just normal
people who r good at something, great bodies aren't
the be all that ends all, personality and kindness matter
more but then I guess Mrs Pitt could probably tell me to take
a hike and I would still bend her over :)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 52 / male
  • London, Surrey, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: March 15, 1968
Relocate?: Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Driver tv- film ind
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Yes. We sometimes live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: None
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